Geek Shock

A special guest joins us as Adam Kozlowski (aka Captain Luddite) throws his snozzberry into the fray as we talk about such geek news as Stewart's Paycheck, the evolution of Nessie, Berg's Blame Game (part 2), Transylmania, This Old Earth, 80's Jeff's Secret, Guardians of the Inflatable Furniture, Ant Man Moves, Willy Wonka and the Tasteless Joke, Metal Men, Barbarella's boob tube, 3DS XL WTF BBQ, Comic Shop Heroes, and the Big List Continues. So get excited to do the backstroke and prepare for a Geek Shock!

Are you ready for the ultimate Snaps throwdown!?!  Well...keep waiting cause it ain't happenin' here, cuz.  But we do throw down some sweet geekery like the Sony WaitStation, Jimmy Urine Skin, more D&D, John Carter (in three parts), slave boots, Draw Anything, Ha666ry P666er, Hero Initiatives, Borg are back, aliens frozen, Game of Georges, Snow Crash, Microsoft Surface 720, and It's a Marvel World after All.  This week we give it all we've got.  So does your mother!  Oh, Snap! (You see it's because I infer that your mother enjoys intercourse and performs to the best of her ability...)

Get ready to search the vomit for rainbows!  This week in geek we discuss the Ready Player One contest, Moreformers, you sunk my excuse (!), DC #0, Morevengers, another GB tease, World War Zzzzzzz, Justice League, It has two parts, 2nd Watch, the God Particle, Diablo 3 apathy, Melbourne-where the zombies live, SmartGlass, Wii U slip(?), the loss of the World's Mightiest Heroes, and to top it all off... A bacon sundae. Like YOU haven't cried at a movie trailer....

Put down that beanbag and face front! E3 is upon us and we wouldn't be doing our duty if we didn't chime in but that's not all the geekery that has happened this week as we discuss Scream TV, Blatty's Blatt, Totally Blacked Out, Hell's Kitchen Nightmare, World War Zzzzzzzz, cooking your penis for others, Go green (or go home green), Stuff you already bought: Phase 1, Who's 50th, Star Wars: Deadwood, and Ready Flux Capacitor One! So set the saucepan heat to medium, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Warning: There are thing is this episode that you do NOT want to visualize.  But, if you can make your way past the Ghost Whores you will find a cornucopia of Geek News like the Slap & Tickle, the Yardsale, The G.I. Joe Sequel (now in glorious 3D), Lobo's Journey to Mysterious Island 2, Mother May I Sleep With Clarice, Iron Man 3 Budgets, The Dark Knight Returns (to animation), the fall of Big Huge, Shadow of the Colossus, Diablo 3, Super Street Bundle, Comic-con zombies, more ads in games, and the Dewdriver.  Then you to can say "Mother may I sleep with _______ "

Hopefully the problems with this episode have been fixed (Thank you, Thomas). It's an oldie, but goodie. This week we share with you the most horrible, fantastic, free, offensive, enlightening game known to man.  Ladies and gents may we present.... CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY!!!

Watch where you put your feet in this ghastly episode of Geek Shock where we talk about geek happenings like Stinkor Week, Zed Events, Dark Berry, the evils of adoption, rape toast, upcoming TV shows, Mayan Calendars, Hiccupops, Diablo 3, more government DVD intrusion, and the Big List continues with SYFY reality shows. So drink that toilet wine and prepare for a Geek Shock!

Parents, hide your dolphins and call the Defarment of Depends! The boys of Geek Shock continue to terrorize good taste as they talk about geeky subjects like Axe Cop, Diablo III, Avengers, Cabin in the Woods (spoiler fee), Dumb Box Deals, the DoD, Carbon-Freeze-Me, Cameron's one trick kitty, MMO-dive, Elder Scrolls Online, Driverless Cars, Dish vs AMC, Kick Ass 2, and the Big List continues as we explore pitches of SYFY scripted shows. So bring along your heroin addict, it's time for a Geek Shock!

This episode we speak of Jury Duty, Dark Shadows, The Raven, The Three Stooges, Angry Birds Land, Cruise Helsing, Romita's Record, Fringe con vs con vs pro, Obi's arrest, Lucasland, lotsa Hulk , Gaimen Disney, Poltergeist 201X, Comic-con Exclusive Toys, the Avengers, Dredd, Adam Sessler's G4 departure and we continue our SYFY Big List.  So drop your pants at the Goodwill, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Nothing beats the heat like Godfather on Ice! This week we talk about Kiss Mini-Golf, King's Island, Hulk Dush, Crown Crust Pizza, Saw Boat, Axe Cop, Gambitious, Kenny vs Spenny, cell carriers, Lobo, Super Boob Ball, Amazon tax and The Big List makes it's triumphant return as SYFY announces it's new "offerings".  Get ready to get scared by a door; it's Geek Shock!

Oh, God help us! Paul is drinking sweet tea again and you get all the "benefits". Plus Fact-Check Andy takes a seat at the couch to weigh in on this week's geekery such as Monsterpalooza 2012, Arizona, Jersey Comics, BTW, Resident Jacket, Mr Toad's Wild Film, Need For Seed, Thief of Thieves, Halo 4, Joyland, abandoned amusement parks, Trooper Gump, Beetlejuice Beetlejuice, Gamestopped, Plastic Galaxy, Moon's Olympiad appearance, Titanic profits, Sin City 2, and falling game numbers. So give that cricket a rim shot, it's time for a Geek Shock!

This is what we get when we watch an episode of Wondershowzen before we record. You (and your families) have been warned. NSFW WTF BBQ! It starts with yogurt. Nuff Said! But we also talk about geeky things like I Can Has Reality Show(?), not your Springfield, more Game, less violence, Get Along Gang, less Mandarin, Robogeddon, The ship that almost was, Mummy madness, ME3:Ex, Golden poo, He-Man DC, John Romero, and National Comics. So give your praise to Space Jesus! It's time for a Geek Shock!

Today we "crack" the mystery of Virgin Boy Eggs (if you have to ask, then you NEED to listen). We also delve into the Supercheck, Triplets, the real D&D, Geek & Sundry, Barker's babies, more Burgundy, companion 7, Amazon Primed for PS3, the nature of DLC, Arizona is being dumb again, Sega stripped, Wii U-less, people read books (dammit), the joys of Allan, and the O.C.T. So tell your brother to pee in the pot, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Oh, we love to stir the nerd-rage pot, don't we?  It's even better when Michael Bay makes our job easier.  That's not the only thing that might send you into a tizzy.  We also talk about the Spider that almost was, the Facebook bill, tweet theater, Mass Effect 3.1, The Hobbit, Hemlock Grove, Super-whaaaa(?), Mistborn, Carrie (3,4,..5?), the Rize of the D, Clerks Animated 2.0 and Soul Calibur 5.  Just say "Yay" to "Bay"!

Geek Shock is a wholesome Mom and Pop operation. If you don't believe us, just look at our box art. And while you are at it, listen in as we talk about Mass Affectation, Batman Live in the US, Blood Urine Man, TAMT, Wu-Farm Clan, John Carter FTL, Diablo III, Michael Dorn, Game Law, IP Pirates, cross dressing grandpa, Creepshow 3, and the number of Dead. So get ready to pop. It's time for Geek Shock!

Take a good look into your mirrored ceiling and look deep into your geeked out soul. This week my cause some serious introspection as we talk about John Carter, George Reith, Michael's Pail Kids, Porkin' Donuts, SW:TO Freepublic, Mammoth Park, Chronicle(s), Peter Molyneux, the Dark Tower returns, Braveheart 227, suicidal time-travelers, Diablo plays nice, 3DS FTW, Marvel Super-comics, the Running of the Rascals, the return of the Griswalds, Ultimate Marvel Marathon, Drone-o-cop, Double Fine's Adventure, and The Tongue and The Whisper. SO get ready to share that big bed with a little Geek Shock.

Rango, FTW. WTF. Geek Shock is back and that is where you will find the wonderful cupcakes directly from the Famous Paul. Beware of strange machines that offer goodness/badness. Also look out for New Pac-Man cartoons, Revolution's Creed, Mass Effect 3, Nosy job offers, Harry Pottbox, Rango, 99 Stories, Outerra, Ultimate Tak Ball, Bender FTW, Cupcake ATM (God Help Us), auto-corrects, fights on Boardwalk, McRibster, Balder's Gate (?), Kim Fields, NASA, and meth/comics addiction. So scratch that scratch-n-sniff sticker. It's time for Geek Shock!

GLAPPY - (adj.). The mixed feelings you get when you see a movie/tv show/book/game that you didn't really care for, but you are glad they made it anyway (the 'meh' that you care for). i.e."I was really GLAPPY to see the Conan movie because even though I didn't like it, I'll probably never get to see another one in the theater." Today the Geek Shock crew add another important word to your geek vernacular.  We also talk about the drudgery of the reboot, Taymor's triumph, TF4, Pee Wee xxx, Twisted Metal: Spirit of Vengeance, prime time Hannibal, John Carter: Princess of Mars, TMNT 3.0, and a slew of other deep nerd issues.  So join us.  You'll be glappy you did!

This week's Geek Shock is a culinary delight as we marvel at all the things that Paul has put into his mouth. We also talk about The River, Comic Book Men, The Walking Dead, Lillyhammer, Ultimate Dog Tease, Pizza Hut engagements, Warner Bros. owns everything, Whitney Houston, Double Fine's Kickstarter, Doctor Trek, a lot of Simpsons, space19992099, Smallville season 11, Ghost rider and Gary Freidrich, China, and the Sci-Fi Center. So take a bite of that bull penis! It's time for a geek shock.

Time to punch in your nerd card, cause this week the geek goes deep.  WE explore this week's geek news to depths hitherto unploombed.  So deep I don't even know what that last sentence means.. so join us as we put our things down, flip it, and reverse it on topics like Musical McFly, Galactic Dance Off, Kiss (good and meh), the Simpsothon, Diablo III, Fourkiller, coma Clive, and musings on a new Trek TV series.  Roll up them pants.  It's Geek Shock!