Geek Shock

It's exciting day when we can give you Geek Shock with no impediment. But we have various mouth babies to talk about such as Madison Land, Virgin Girl Sweat Spray, Absolutely Anything, Super Fun Night, Nine Inch Snuff Film, V/H/S, X-Men: Second Class, Alcatraz, Marvel Next, Piratism, Twitter Felonies, Shazam, Nintendont, E3 hardware, ESA, and Star Wars: Underworld ep.1. So plug up that wall, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Writer & comedian Matt Donnelly joins us once again as we traipse through the high-tech bathrooms of the geek news world. Waffle lovers may alter their opinions at any time during the show (pro or con). God help us, it’s Geek Shock!

This is it!  Barry's final Geek Shock episode and the gang is all here to cheer him on (i.e. ridicule him) and wish him well (lulz).  Plus there a grip of Geek news out there...eventually... so join us in sending off the lady-haired freak.  You'll laugh so hard you'll cough up your cancer!

This year, make sure you put out the cheese or else the Coaster Gremlin will do his horrible business. In the meantime we have horrible business to attend to such as talking about ShEvil Dead, Akria costs too much, Dark Vador Burgers, more Marvel TV, Starwars: Underpants, D&D5, my little pony corrections, Kinect for Windows, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, Sopa app, Diablo III , and the Vita's vitals. Beware the Gremlin and beware this episode of Geek Shock!

It's a new year and we're a man down, but geek news waits for no one. We have Alien sex brothels and Fandom Menace (Nerdsy Shore) to talk about as well as a slew of many other geeky things. Woe to you, oh earth and sea, for it is a human number: 01111110. (Well...a logic number anyway)

Professor Biggs joins us as we talk ebout the best Geek stuff of 2011.  Foulness Ensues.

Paul! Paul! He's a maniac. And Legos have nothing to do with it. Maybe it was the death of his beloved horse. Or his beloved fox. Either way, this week we talk about Brave dealings, Wolverine's man in jail, the anti-taser sabre, Lego maniacs, the end of the Pond, Guterson's gutter, GB3-1, Skyrim, Shatner, Sony, SOPA, Louis CK's experiment, and Foo quake. So protect your horses, it's time for a Geek Shock!

Do you like butter? Sure we all do! Well...maybe not after this week's....episode. We also go into Stan's Annihilator, hours of White Knight, Psycho II.0, Who's got game (Jeff apparently), Jerry Robinson, Myth-busted, Thor 2 (director 0), MW3+, Aja's Horns, Oh, no! Kenny has 0 HP, AFRTS, Zhang zaps cancer, Paul whacks cancer, and Norway eats all the butter. Brace yourself, friends. For this over the top episode of Geek Shock!

Drop in for news on our big giveaway, then its pleasure and pain. Pleasure and Pain. It's a fine line and we cross both sides in abundance. This week we speak of Hanson Beer, Akria Reboots, Ayer shows us his little friend, in space "naturally", the return of the bugs, Kepler's children, Potter goes west, Jaws goes away, the Dead tramples the rest, Blu-Ray: The Hands of Fate, Avengers vs. X-men v. Paul, American Red Boss, Robo-Kahn, and anti-piracy piracy. I call shenanigans! It's Geek Shock!

You didn't ask to see Paul's talent. You didn't ask to hear about Kommander K's rubber-band marks. You didn't ask to hear Torgo fail at reading. But you receive all that and more in spades on this week's episode. You also hear about more Spidey-Musical stuff, Hasbro and their movie decisions, the Partybear, Battle Royal(e), Captain Jack's rescue, Breaking Brains: Part 1, the Walking Cover-up, Old Murder House, Google Mini-Maps, Dark Orbit's rake-in, more zombies than ever, Madder Maxes, and Skyrim the e-book. Don't forget to bake the key in the cake, it's time for a Geek Shock!

80's Jeff - GONE!  Dr. Vlarg - M.I.A.!  That leaves four on the couch in a big week of news including, Rocky(Sings!), Quarter-Muncher: The Movie, Ender's Game Begins, A Boost for Gold, Star Wars: The Exhibit(This time w/science!), Puppets return to TV, Pirates in Parliament, Powers redux, AKA: Marvel on TV, Munsters (Funny?), The Protect-IP/Stop Internet Piracy Act, Skyrim+, The loss of Anne, AMC is Thunderstruck, extra Dex, and DCU: onwards and upwards.  All this and Captain JaneLewis on this week's Geek Shock!

We lost Torgo to Skyrim that's not a reason why we can't carry on. Besides, we don't think he's showered so... perhaps it's for the best. But carry on we shall as we talk about Tron Porn, Stan Lee, PETA vs. Nintendo, Another Dark that has been turned off, Doctor Whaaaaaaa(?), Bacon Maple Ale, Deadly Kei, YetiYetiYeti, Asteroid: the brother picture, Tewwt Land, 'Hey that's my bike' list, Games of Thrones, Zynga is run by pricks, broken Steam, no more Flashing, the cutting of Bruce, more (or less) SYFY, and the shrinking WOW. So put down your controllers (Torgo!), it's time for a Geek Shock! !

This is the week we lose Torgo to Skyrim so we'd better get the geek news while the gettin's good like the shell game, ArKay, the Italian Gelpen, mondo Whopper, flying the boobie skies, Oz 2.0, crap movies, the amazing Serkis, more Horror Story, NYC tunnels, up your DC, Modern Warfare 3, Lego my Lego Universe, Rockband 4, DC U free, Segel's Goonie Labyrinth, Rose Madder, Harold & Kumar, plus Balloons. Will Barry succumb to Torgo's plea for Warhammer? Will Deb assist in the nefarious scheme? Will Just Michael survive the shampoo condom prank? Will 80's Jeff ever finish a story? Tune in to find out!

We are taking this week off, but it doesn't mean we are leaving you in the lurch.  You survived another Halloween, but can you survive the funny that is the Best of Geek Shock?  We shall see, true believer.  We will be back next week with an all new Geek Shock.  Specal thank you to Anthony Barnaby for his Best of Geek Shock Youtube channel.  You rock, man.

When the small man tells you that he can weave all that straw into gold, READ THE FINE PRINT. On today's Geek Shock, the Famous Paul weaves a children's tale full of wonder while Barry looks on shaking his head in hatred. 80's Jeff violently defends Chuck. Kommander K gives up Pac-Man for camels. And Master Torgo contemplates ending his financial well being through the magic of Games Workshop. Plus the usual musing over the geek news of the week. And by usual I mean downright disgusting.

Writer & comedian Matt Donnelly joins us in our weekly geek discussions and if you haven't seen Matt and Paul in the same room, then you need to get out to the Onyx Theater on Monday nights. They're livin' in a powder keg and givin' off sparks. Apologies to Jim Steinman. And to you faithful listener. Prepare yourself for some funny s**t.

For all the great news we had last week, we have an equal amount of S**ty news this week.  But we will make it through, true believer.  Not only do we cover the week in geek but our old pal returns for another edition of "Ask Chain-y".  You asked for it.  Dammit.

Another Newberry award winning Geek Shock has joined the frey and competes for your scholastic dollars.  In this wonderful return to form we talk about Power-Con/Thundercon, maggots, banned books, Simpson trouble, the new 52, and much more.  So get off of your fused butt and get ready for a Geek Shock.

It's time to throw our usual format out to the Battle Cat as we bring you our look back at the surprisingly good summer of movies. Plus the long fan-awaited return of ask Mumm-Ra. Hold on to your socks children as we return to the Pyramid of Ultimate Evil.

Now normally we don't cow tow to politics on the geekfest known as Geek Shock, but when Dick Cheney (voiced by the famous Paul) descends on the show like a 22 year old vampire with the Downs, then you know it's gotta be good.  That's not all!  You also get Ghostbusters UK, Top Gun 3D, Josephine smith 3D, Spielberg vs Lucas, Creature, bookflix, pentagon star, Descent of Thrones, Wii zzzz, Hannibal, Bucky Larson, the Gamestop tablet, 40 first Saints, Steambox, video game history, and more.   So hide your children and for God's sake STAY WAY FROM THE ABANDONED HOOTERS, it's Geek Shock.