Geek Shock

Here is Yeti another Geek Shock for year geek listening enjoyment. MT, 80's J, TFP, KK & JM at at it Yeti again giving you all the big(foot) news you can handle like YETI, the fried cheese melt, the secret stash, YETI, the Walking Dead, beating the Bear, Fudge, YETI, crocomonster, Game Stop goes Apple, Starz out, fake meat, YETI, Free-Trek, Penny Arcade, and more Star Wars Blu-Ray madness. So Sasquatch your teeth into that. That.... didn't make sense.

Despite the labeling, this is turns out to be a News You Don't Give a Sh*t About extravaganza. Sure. It seems fine at first, but as you strip away the layers, the ugly truth about this weeks geekdom comes out. I blame the cricket. Luckily, Barry has a pamphlet...

What I'm saying is.... your mother should never listen to this episode.  No kidding.  Or your boss.  Significant other.  For the not easily offended, have at it as we (horribly) tell you all the geekiest news out there in what seems to be the foulest way ever.  We talk about Conan, Onan, Oraface, art, the old captain, the Swedish sensation, paper mache, free Stanford, iSprint, the law and Quake, Bladerunning, Clive Barker's butt-hole, dueling Pixars, more tower, Rapture for reals, lazy criminals, solo gaming and hair growth, Disney vs Marvel, and Fox pirates.  NSFAnyone.

The Gods have abandoned us (just like comedy has abandoned Paul) but that won't stop the best (and worst) of Geek News from ploping out of your speakers. We start with the Star Trek convention and it's only downhill from there folks as we talk about Terminator 5, Battleship, tent-poles, a Song of Theft and E-bay, a Lonelier Ranger, Powers, Star Wars funds a nation, Eureka, the Fired Dead, Stand for football, and the REAL, Real World. Hide your papoose, it's time for a Geek Shock.

Just when Paul returns to us, Barry and Michael are MIA (leading to a lot of speculation).  But the core of the speculation is on this week's Geek News like Sparepants, K has the time of his life, Tux, the Marvel Mystery Movies, starstuff, and another thing Vonnegut, Syfuny, more starstuff, SETI Alpha 2, gold for guns, madder men, pandas, dragon plugs, borderlands, blizmoney, Jeff's gamefly commercial, and so much more.  So grab your girl (you know, the one with the lips and eyebrows) and geek out on Geek Shock!

Poor Paul has caught the nerd flu from the Comic-Con he didn't go to.  The silence allows us to get through a lot of geek news... We begin... Barry put down that MP3 player!....

This week we talk about San Diego Comic-Con.  And then we talk about Comic-Con.  The we talk about Con.  Then Paul says something about He-Man.  Then more Con.

Griffin from the Improvised Star Trek show joins us on our pre-San Diego Comic-Con Extravaganza. But it's not just Con that is happening. No, siree! Weez got geek newz to dizcuss such as Breast Milk Baby, Space Invaders, S.H.E.I.L.D. at Con, Ka at Con, Netflix's subscription restructuring, Song of Ice and fire: Book whatever, the Google Science fair (is better than you), the TARDIS restoration project, Evil Dead 4, Gods Behaving Badly, Sexy Archie, Sgt. Rock, Milk and Cheese, Falling Skies, SVK, and the biggest events at Comic-Con.

Carol, spit that out! It's time to talk week in geek. And let's see what bits get spit to the floor... Well, there's The Comic-Con DC Comics protest, Sleep - The Musical(!), BEPTE, Garth Movie, Mini-Marvels, Verizon sticks it to the everyman, Patriot Actrocities, South Korean tablet school, banner ads, doing the right thing, Stargate 2 & 3, Thor helmless, Casting Call Z, Rod's story, He-Man (god help us), MovieWhoops, and Belly Button Critters. Like a Vulcan pinch to the groin, it's time to get Geek Shocked! What!? nothin....

What a piece of work is today's show.  After a week's hiatus we've come back refreshed (and in Just Michael's case sunburned and massaged) and ready to take on this week's geek news.  wait, what?.... what did you just say?....poopburger?... that doesn't make any....oh, GOD Seriously!?!  We take off a WEEK and come back to poopburger!? ...Good luck with this show folks.  You are on your own...

Sun. Man on a boat. Jackal. In other geek news, we talk about pottery, Torgo doesn't know what the f#*k MEGA Bloks are, dating your dvd, Endless Happiness Pen, Risk (is their business), Anonymous and Lulzsec adventures continue, Terry Pratchett's retirement, iphones, Wii Shares, okay spam, Scissor Rock, American Gods are well funded, more Pegg/Frost/Wright, DC show, Mel's return, Marvel apparently has crap to talk about this week too, stats, Dr. Manga, Smith's Land, Free Valve, and turtles. IF you didn't call your "girlfriend" before you finished reading this description, insert disc #1.

So tell us, Paul. How do you feel about Margaritaville? Is it a place of magic and wonder? Is it anything like E3? Because that is what everyone is talking about including us. We are also talking about CombatCon, Frenchbook, Indiana Hawk, How much is your kidney worth(?), WiiU, XboxU, PS3U, TrekU, OriginU, Catwoman, Zelda Music, Bioshock Movement, CloudBox, the return of Fox, the big DC reset, Ninten-Hacks, Tennessee hates sharing, Human Centipede 2, Faith in Torchwood, and Ultima's return.

Yes.  It is episode 100.  But it's not a Geek Shock Wank Fest (tm).  No, no.  There's too muck news to talk about like the PSN debacle hits home, T&J onstage, more Riddick, less Wolvie, Kinect your Hogan, game insurance, the dirty Skyline, Call of Social Networks, maybe there IS a chart, Dali's gold lament, Ichi: the Lawyer, Conan gots to get paid less, Superstuff, and Obama: Monster Hunter.  That's right folks.  We're in the triple digits now, so get out your pain stick; it's time for a Geek Shock!

Wake up Nanook of the Thrones, something is wrong with Paul! Is it possible that lustful tiger-men can give you horse herpes? You're gonna find out. You'll also find out about all that damn fantasy being medieval n' stuff, the Candy Land wars, Carrie: Turn off the Blech, Bye Bye Arnie, video trading cards, Macho snaps into it, spam banks, ebook revolution, 3D is bad for 2D, comic-con want ads, Tag-you're Thor, Cube-o-mancer, Cleanin' up the town, Jordan- the final frontier, CDC and zombies, witchy consoles, golden duke, PSdown, L.A. Noir is Hot, bigNES, MCV, DA3, Olmos Def, Pyrates, and Suckest Punch. So clean off that pudding sweat, it's time for a Geek Shock! If you would like Paul to do an impression of your favorite character, send your request to comments@uglycouchshow.com

What can I say? We thrive on chaos and that's what you get this week as we talk about all the new geek news like SpiderDark II, Akira, the Bay Challenge, too much Gaga, Sony's sorry, smart kids, why the bees are going away, Trickster, V for Vunder Voman, seeing the Tower, new shows, science fairs, and shows we won't get to see. So put that gift under the pillow for the Science Fairy. It's time for a Geek Shock. If you would like Paul to do an impression of your favorite character, send your request to comments@uglycouchshow.com

The UCS crew is here to bring you the geek news like only Michael Caine can. Today we discuss Thor, 1982 video game prohibition repeal, Kaneeeeeda, Zorro: Beyond Thunderdome, Diablo 3, Sony woes, Netflix to save shows (other than SGU), the Art of Video Games, NEA for VG, comics confiscation, the Dark Knight's high returns, the fall of the Dark Tower, Chakotay kills Bin Laden, monsters for healing, and an Insidious win. Plus a whole lot of impressions and Paul punching. If you would like Paul to do an impression of your favorite character, send your request to comments@uglycouchshow.com

Charles "The Cheese" from the "WHO ASKED YOU" podcast joins us in our geeky frivolity and helps us answer the all important question, "What effect does super-wang have on Kandor?" Plus all the other nerdity that happened this week like more damn Spider-Dark, one less dwarf, orc stink, capes for dignity, fighting the return of Pac Man, Sony's protects your privacy, Wii 2 (us 0), SETI shutdown, B&N now with C, cable who(?), the loss of grandpa chiptunes, the self-opening store, the FTC, the Walking Book, Opera, Game of Deadly Thrones, and Depression for writers. So pour yourself a cup of arsenic, it's Geek Shock.

To all members of the "Yar's Revenge" Reboot Development Team: The opinions of the Geek Shock Team do not reflect those of it's parent company UCS Inc. But, let's face it, your game sucked. It was rancid toe-shoes. Ewe Boll hated it. Satan gives it two thumbs up. But don't take my word for it. Take Paul's and Barry's words for it. Many, many words. Plus we run down the geek events of the week both great and small and we STILL fit in time for a Big List - Shatner style! Rest in Peace, Sarah Jane...

Ladies and gentlemen of the court. Here for your entertainment from the lands of Wakaka, His Highness is proud to present the comedy stylings and the feast of the Red Dwarf! But first a discussion of matter of import to the kingdom such as the GS Tablet, down with time-travel, eating Crow, Cage wins, Fatalities, porn in parliament, the loss of a Lawson, Anonymous part deux, Grammys, no death Warcraft, Star Flix, The Night the Net Went Down in Georgia, The Zod, and a Ghul. And of course the main attraction: The incredible Red Dwarf. Tickle with a feather and a treat comes dancing out!

A one. And a four. And a *knock* knock* knock*! Order in the court as Kommander gets a fan, Torgo does the worst Arnold impression ever, Jeff gets his Captain on, and Paul gets cocoonered. Plus all the various weekly geekly things that happened this week. Control is rarely maintained but then we are rarely this funny. I hope you like nerds and M.A.S.K. It's Geek Shock time!