Samurai Says!

      What do a Scotsman, a Brazilian and a Frenchmen all have in common? If you said no underwear you're correct, but I refer to the fact that each country has developed a fighting art to rival anything in the far east.  We also cover cheese news, van sex, and have a battle between environmentalists that will ironically end the world . . .but not before WE end it of course. Check us out on tumblr at: The Trucker brony and @SamnuraiSaysPod on twitter!

      The Samurai, still ruling in exile, talks about his brother's wacky wedding, a slew of space-based weapons, sewage suckers, and bizarre coded messages.  This week we also learn why the world hasn't ended despite our best efforts: holy Mountains, and prayer batteries! 

     The Samurai Has been trapped in the dark Kingdom of Larendo, Texas but escaped to Washington Missouri, where Chris Maverick uses his technical Wizardry to contact the Samurai and record an episode while the Samurai is still . . .in exile.  Hear the thrilling tale of how the Samurai survived the lethal intentions of two vehicles, and the zit that almost spelled doom for us all!  And because it's tradition, we end the world, this time revisting a classic apocalypse: The Runaway Grain Hypothesis!       Regular episodes will return soon, Lords and Ladies of the Information superhighway, the Samurai has just taken a bit of time away from home, our upliads should be a touch more regular now that we know how to beat the system!  

     If there's one thing that USA needs most now, It's a cyborg in the oval office.  Aside from that, we discuss the new Robot Arena 3, and give our unbiased, unsullied and unneeded review of "X-men: Apocalypse".  Good ol' Apocalypse also  horns in on our battle, where he takes of the gooey Punster Ivan Ooze.  And, because no one asked for it. . .we end the world.  This time, It ends with a good old fashioned nuclear war.  But worry not, you probably won't die.  Follow us on Twitter at 2samuraisayspod and don't forget "The Trucker Brony" on tumblr!  HI JEFF!

      Who is Frank Dux? Globe trotting martial arts super-warrior or poser supreme? It's up to you to decide, becuase of a lack of solid Info, the Samurai just plain can't tell.  Also, two of the best fighters in real history square up, as Muhamed Ali Takes on the one and only Bruce Lee.  And how will the world end? With a lack of elbow room of course.  And of course, vidoe games, stupid criminals and all things weird.

     What's the highest number? What's the smallest? This episode we talk about numbers so huge they don't fit in the universe, and ones so small Carl Sagan hates them.  The Samurai Reviews BvS and briefly steals Kevin Smith's affinity for fellatio humor.  In the arena, Conan the Cimerian Battles his slightly homoerotic counterpart He-Man, and the world ends with a Kuglblitz.  

       Do you like Parrots? Do you like Death metal? Well, have I got a band for you. . .or if you like your music a little weird maybe you'd like to see a band that almost intentionally murdered it's own audience? We talk weird Bands today, take a trip through Silent hill and Empyrion, and as always, the world come crashing down, this time the dodo does us in.  Also, don't miss the breakfast beatdown as Mrs. Butterworth takes on the immortal Aunt Jemima!   Hi Jeff!

The Samurai and his Sceming henchmen Chris Maverick battle a lack of toilet paper, rapidly diminishing scotch, and and end of the world that promises the Earth will be ground to gravel.  Nothing can stop the schmooze, or the Samurai.  Tune in and your first mind-blowing revelation is free! Hi Jeff

Joshua the Samurai, and his minion/sound guy take on their biggest mail bag yet, with questions and complaints ranging from last week's fight, to the current state of their genitals.  Explore extinct formats with us, exploring the weird world of failed formats like Beta, CED, Punch cards and the mysterious Bernulli box.  And as always, once and forver, the world comes to a bitter end and only one of Lady Gaga's Backup Dancers will save you. . ..though chances are you'll be a Zombie. A big samurai Heidi-ho to our newst follower, Moshmastr666!  Jump onto our twitter @samuraisayspod or our Tumblr, "Thetruckerbrony" 

      Brandy joins us in the studio to discuss the prospects of hypnotizing Mike Tyson, the dangers of singing musical numbers with a lisp and helps us and the world after the world's most notrious killers fight it out. . . or not.  And yes, the world ends, this time with craziness.

     The Samurai and Chris Maverick return to the studio to discuss Martian politics, crapping in the woods, and the dangers of simply running out of time.  Life gets interesting when the leftover eggnog makes everything blur, and the world ends as always.       Follow the show on Twitter at @samuraisayspod and The Trucker Brony on Tumblr.   Hi Jeff!

A merry Christmas from everyone at Samurai Says!      This episode, a party crasher by the name of Terra Kun jumps on the show to talk about Fursuiting and life in the suit.  Chis Maverick gives his definitive guide on how to ruin Christmas and as a gift for you, my listeners, the world ends with a white Christmas.   

Our Chili List becomes one member lighter as the internet betrays us.  The Samurai Receives yet another Death threat, this time for being a Brony, and the world finds it's end with Aliens trying to steal all our stuff, and two of the world's biggest meanies duke it out in an epic sissy fight.  

New soundboard, but the same level of sheer Madness.  Join the Samurai and his cohort in 'casting Chris Maverick as the sound quality goes up, and so do the stakes.  This week we explore the True Power of gun toting rednecks, and the explore memories of Massive fighting robots and the wars they wage.  Two Space-based slobs lazily battle ot the death, and the world ends with the most dangerous trick-or-treat in history.  If you miss this one, then it means the World has already ended . . .which it hasn't because you're reading this, or maybe this is all a dream I have as the world comes down around my ears.  I just blew my own mind. . . .

Behold!  The samurai gets himself a shiny new microphone so you can hear his show all the better.  We talk bout some more bathroom violations, and two master mages square off in a duel of arcane superiority. And in this episode a real-life warning from a high level mason triggers our concern about the end of the world.  Take a head-first dive into the bizarre with the Samurai!

     Coke has advertised just enough to make to reach the end of the solar system.  We talk about a bushel of tiny countries and the battle is real and raw as two of the greatest mimics appeared out of nowhere to throw down just  before a theoretical brain virus ends the world.  That's right, the world ends, just like every week.  Don't miss this one. Hi Jeff

The Samurai and Chris Maverick take on their greatest enemy yet: Martinis and Eva, Queen of the wasteland takes the wheel to save the show.  The world is not enough for Batman, as he takes on the man with the licence to kill and as always, We end the world.  This time Mars gets in on the fun. 

After a long Hiatus the Samurai and his partner in crime Chris Maverick Return to the Air with some of the strangest News Stories yet, and possibly our most epic battle yet.  And As always, the world comes to a blazing end, and the Beach Boys are the harolds of the end.

Christopher Lee wins the fight Posthumously, and we end the world with giant holes.

Live from the Fast lane Barberton Ohio, the Samurai takes on a crowd of rowdy nerds and a microphone destined to fail . . .but as always he comes through with the laughs we all demand.  Featuring Brandy and Chris maverick, and a drunken Batman.