Well Thanks For The Extremely Strong And At Times Offensive Opinions

This week we talk about Saint Valentine and his hombres, complain about things and play music wrong. We also delve into the world of shibboleths!Elliot also mispronounces banadoura. In a section on pronunciation. Oops.Here are some links to the songs we were talking about:Macintosh Plus (play at 1.5x speed)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiEScatman at half speed (play at 1.25x speed)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtLYQRzipYJolene by Dolly Parton (play)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMrfM711vXINicki Minaj as Jay Zhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzZURlp8CUYAmbient whale noise Justin Bieberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORejZ6OCyakJurassic Park 1000% slower (I'm not sure how something can be 1000% SLOWER but that's what the title says)https://soundcloud.com/birdfeeder/jurassic-park-theme-1000-slowerAlso take a look at the Foundation series and The Last Question by Isaac Asimov, along with Harlan Ellison's I Have No Mouth But I Must ScreamMad props to Ellie for some killer fanart, which is spot on by

Here's the cub scouts that Elliot told that got cut from the end of Episode 16. We couldn't find a home for it so we thought it could live in its own little house.Also for the longest time I though webelos was some sort of pejorative term but it turns out it's just a rank of scout. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cub_Scouting_(Boy_Scouts_of_America)#Webelos_ScoutsLove you- Elliot

**HEY LISTEN ALL OF THE ACRONYMS FOR THE QUIZ ARE IN THE NOTES SO YOU CAN FOLLOW ALONG**This week we bemoan the practicality of the Volkswagen Polo, decide to bread the EU, send messages to each other by obscure but financially secure methods and get down with the kids as we learn some 'text speak'.Oh by the way:- Russia actually has 11 time zones- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o589CAu73UM## AcronymsAWGTHTGTTAWAGWOOFWLMIRLTVM4YEMTSRASHWASLOMF

Hello! This is the description for podcast episode number fifteen. In this episode we talk to eachother in British English about things that have happened.## LinksShark Storyhttp://www.hastingsobserver.co.uk/news/local/teenagers-attacked-by-shark-1-1450149The Raggy Dolls (Sad Sack)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgpMBU0jZGQReddit drug smuggling carhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/436za0/i_purchased_a_drug_runner_car_by_accident_once/Ephebophiliahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EphebophiliaHow to Pronounce Ephebophilehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB9fwJDweaUCab Calloway - Everybody Eats When They Come To My Househttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E03NZOIxGmQ## Album ArtThis week's album art is the guy Vince thinks is from Pieface Records in the Mighty Boosh episode "Electro". (Thanks Roberta)

The one where the gang try and start the same episode probably seven or eight times.Sorry we couldn't be with you normally this week, we'll resume normal programming next week. Love you!

Episode 14: Dazed and Confused by Steffan & Elliot

This week we recall embarrassing stories from the recent and not so recent past, and Steff provides a glimpse of what it's like to be part of the landed elite of "tall people".## NotesCentralia has been on fire since 1962https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_PennsylvaniaList of lists of listshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_lists_of_listsList of unusual deathshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unusual_deathsOmnifocushttps://www.omnigroup.com/omnifocusForvohttp://forvo.com/Adam Ruins Everythinghttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuKg-WhduhkksJoqkj9aJEnN7v0mx8yxChttp://www.trutv.com/shows/adam-ruins-everything/index.html

This week we talk about New Year’s Resolutions, GCSE Chemistry lizards and a surprise flags quiz.AK47 flaghttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_MozambiqueMexico/Italy nerdhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Mexico#Common_mistakes_of_constructionIt is a dragon on the George Cross you cheeky bitchhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/George_Cross_Malta_P1440218.jpgThis week's image is a classic spicy meme, the Peyton Manning

We couldn't both be in the same room this week because Christmas so please accept this bonus episode as our gift to you this festive season. No refunds.

Steff and Elliot are joined by a special guest to talk about Christmas, homework being stolen by dogs, foxes and albatrosses, and an in-depth conspiracy about the Wu Tang Clan's creation, Mr Stinker. Also, Steff edited this one for the first time but it's ok because it sounds ok - just don't direct your complaints at Elliot this time.

In this week's slightly late episode, the boys discuss the cultural phenomenon that is and was Carmarthen Park in the '00s, while Steff plots yet another top secret segment to sour Elliot's tastebuds.Also in this week - overpopulated Christmas markets, the best German words, and teapot webcams.

It's a rambly one this week folks. Elliot recounts his trip to Bristol and Steff runs off to join the circus again. We meet some hot singles (who may be a little ruff) in our area and move to a diet of solely magic sand.Eat Huel for a yearhttp://huel.com/pages/jobsCards Against Humanity’s Black Friday bonanzahttps://cardsagainsthumanity.com/blackfriday/1 point to Steff’s mumhttp://www.nhs.uk/conditions/Mouth-ulcer/Pages/Introduction.aspxBritain’s Lonliest Schoolboyhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Scotland/comments/3usxnb/lets_spread_some_festive_cheer_send_a_christmas/Impossible Creatureshttp://store.steampowered.com/app/324680/Steff was right about meat names but I can’t be bothered to find a source although it’s on an episode of The Allusionist so go check that out

This week we both take a trip to the post room of a Welsh cultural landmark, complain about podcast advertising and arbitrary Sunday trading laws, there’s a new secret segment and some ye olde English words.The podcast I recommended to Steff was The Worst Idea of All Time (https://www.facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime) and that was followed by The Most Scathing Steffan Storch Review of All Time(http://www.llanellistar.co.uk/Sequel-sees-comedy-lost-translation/story-26330587-detail/story.html)Here are some other random links from stuff we talked aboutStuff You Should Knowhttp://www.stuffyoushouldknow.com/Zoloft is an antidepressant by the wayhttp://www.drugs.com/zoloft.htmlRoman Mars’s 99% Invisiblehttp://99percentinvisible.org/

Episode 7Unofficial Official podcast jinglehttps://soundcloud.com/spamwanglerfm/official-well-thanks-for-the-extremley-strong-and-at-times-offensive-opinions-podcat-jingleWhat a pacer ishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacer_(train)Driving test hopefuls frustrated at being told to turn up for tests cancelled by examiners' strike (10/10 journalism)http://www.carmarthenjournal.co.uk/Driving-test-hopefuls-frustrated-told-turn-tests/story-28206740-detail/story.htmlMan Canhttps://twitter.com/CarlDonnelly/status/668842251439706112Dylan Moran - Ginhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDIiPIJmXcEFfranses said Drunk James Bond sounds more like Alan Partridgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLLlkP2uNpAHow to dog attackhttp://www.wikihow.com/Handle-a-Dog-AttackKift isn’t as widespread as I thought it washttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kiftHow to handle a dog attackhttps://twitter.com/SteffanStorch/status/626743822865838080Some wikihow articleshttp://www.buzzfeed.com/alannaokun/perfect-wikihow-articles#.fy6zp0MqjTh

Episode 4’s commenthttps://soundcloud.com/wtftesaatoo/episode-4Katie Price spotted in Carmarthenhttp://www.llanellistar.co.uk/Katie-Price-spotted-Carmarthenshire/story-24534448-detail/story.htmlKatie Price’s carhttp://www.digitalspy.com/showbiz/news/a540114/katie-price-puts-pink-custom-made-range-rover-up-for-sale/BidUp.tvhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bid_ShoppingGoPro Office Jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VudWv9pQNdE

Cookieshttp://www.cookielaw.org/the-cookie-law/Facebook actually had 12 cookies on their landing pageWest Wing gif link http://gfycat.com/GiftedWellinformedKrillDowner Dinos http://facebookstickers.info/downer-dinos/David Cameron’s poppy shop http://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_large/public/thumbnails/image/2015/11/02/19/David%20Cameron%20poppies.JPGCarmarthen to Swindon is actually more like 134 miles https://www.google.co.uk/maps/dir/Carmarthen,+UK/Swindon,+UK/@51.6622528,-4.1751312,8z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m13!4m12!1m5!1m1!1s0x486ec2cd35b50bdd:0x9776ccada9011a67!2m2!1d-4.312131!2d51.85762!1m5!1m1!1s0x4871444f3ddbe4e5:0xa556bf37e9c5949a!2m2!1d-1.7797176!2d51.5557739Figs are a fruitJapanese addresseshttps://sivers.org/jadrIt was actually RadioLab not Roman Mars’s podcasthttp://www.radiolab.org/story/best-medicine/

Join us for a bumper episode full of Halloween cheer, insightful gaming commentary, a peek behind the news in our weekly Behind The News Of the Week weekly segment and a new feature: things that are bad.Theme tune is like 8 seconds of Brassbanda by La Brassbanda. Please don't sue us. https://open.spotify.com/track/4UPOXjO0tpasXrsrFafPRDSupplementary materialsThis is the bit written by Elliot when he listens through for the edit, so information in here may or may not be slightly biased.On with the show notes...Not only is Dreft a real thing but it's also laundry detergent. Get in.Kitchen Nightmares restaurant statuses:http://www.kitchennightmaresblog.com/2013/01/list-of-all-episodes-posts.html The closure rate is actually closer to 60% but I still think that may be statistically higher than the market averageItsyotsy:http://www.anorak.co.uk/290349/technology/daily-mail-kills-off-istyosty-are-there-other-ways-to-read-the-mail-and-not-encourage-it.html/Rhun ap Orwerth's sass:https://twitter.com/RhunapIorwerth/st

A software engineer and a journalist talk about Rhod Gilbert for 40 minutes straight.

In this week's episode we talk about the Rugby World Cup, vexillology, penguins and Ammanford.

No seriously go start at episode 4, but we're going to leave the first three here for nostalgia reasons.This is the inaugural weekly episode in which we discuss the podcast, discuss discussing the podcast and discuss the metapodcast surrounding that. We come up with a name, Steff tells a story about a man with a fox and Elliot takes a trip to Folly Farm.Supplementary materials include:Rocket Leaguehttp://store.steampowered.com/app/252950/Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes awesome team YouTube videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BhHkvHcUfoKeep Talking and Nobody Explodeshttp://www.keeptalkinggame.com/