Lima Time Time

At 12:17am (5:17 into the show) WFAA's Levi Weaver came on to talk about: *Jon Daniels and the Rangers' decision not to swap series *When we were gonna hate life *Patrick and James disarm a potentially volatile situation *The best heckler in Texas

Patrick and James return from the Bozoathon Layoff to discuss: *What were you doing in Fall 2001? *Have the Astros ever lied to us? *The painful rebuild to present. *Postseason questions: McCullers? Beltran? Fisher? Verlander? *We recap the highs and many, many lows of the Bozoathon. Sponsored, for now, by Bravado Spice

Patrick, James, and (sometimes Tim) talk to Nick Mundy about: *The rotation *Options if the rotation isn't ready *Who's not on the playoff roster

Patrick and James talk to Space City WX's Matt Lanza about... *How did Hurricane Harvey happen? *When did things go wrong? *What meteorological models are the most reliable? *A bunch of weather stuff *What does the European model say about the 2017 Astros post-season?

Patrick and James (mostly Patrick) talk to WORLD-RENOWNED comedienne Nikki Glaser, between shows in Houston, about: *What a terrible idea the Bozoathon is *Bumble and the problems with dating apps *The use of LOL *James is actually The Catch

MLB.com's Jonathan Mayo joins the Bozoathon to discuss: *The Verlander Trade *The Astros farm system *Houston, in general

Patrick and James talk to Comedy Central's, The Onion's, The President's Show's Mike Drucker about: *Living through hurricanes *The funniest joke/bit I've ever heard

Part One of Patrick Hates the Moon

Patrick and James talk to Fat Tony on the Bozoathon about: -Fat Tony's *very extremely good* album MacGregor Park -Fat Tony's experience with hurricanes -History of Houston rap cross-pollenation -What Fat Tony has going on

It's the Lana Berry segment of the 24-hour Bozoathon! Recorded during the evening of Friday, September 8, we talk about: *The Rangers *How many children Jon Daniels has sent to a Romanian prison camp *The outlook of the Rangers/Astros rivalry *Audio quality is meh. Deal with it.

Patrick and James discuss the latest disaster to befall Houston as well as: *Friend/Family check *Harvey is a punk-ass bitch *Similarities to Ike *Joel Osteen is the White T.D. Jakes *Aren'tlington *A bunch of other stuff *Announcing the Lima Time Time Podcastathon *Give our sacks of money to the Houston Food Bank Sponsored by Bravado Spice.

Patrick and James discuss: *The slump *How stupid the slump actually is *The injuries, oh God, the injuries *Tyler Clippard is Will Harris until Will Harris gets back and then things are good again *The AL teams what scare us most *Keuchel's return *Dustin Zoolander *Colby Rasmus weighs in on Nazis and snakes and the moon Sponsored by Bravado Spice, who are great people with a great product who owe us great sacks of money.

James flies solo to talk to his traitorous brother-in-law about his Rangers fandom, as well as: *Why is this dude a Rangers fan *Hole Camels *Other stuff *Rougned Odor's little brother jerking off teammates *Which Astros would he swap out for trash Rangers players *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

Patrick & James discuss: *Continued thoughts on the Trade Deadline That Wasn't *How Patrick would respond to Dallas Keuchel, were he Jeff Luhnow *Justin Verlander - with not a single mention of Kate Upton *Baseball was not meant for Twitter *Questions, answered. Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice who are definitely contractually obligated to provide us sacks of money.

Patrick and James discuss the following: *The trade deadline *Losing Aoki *Upgrading to Fisher *A special appearance from James' wife Kami *No one knows anything *Please don't tweet *Throwing a book in the fire when you're halfway through *Don't Sponsored, as always (and for now) by Bravado Spice

James flies solo while Patrick "Hollywood" McLellan is at a party on a Wednesday night and goes off on... *Trading for Yu Darvish, in terms of Aroldis Chapman and the Cubs *Some questions, answered *Mostly it's about trading for Yu Darvish Brought to you, as always, by Bravado Spice.

It's Episode 54 of Lima Time Time! Patrick and James... *Initially despair over Carlos Correa's hand injury *Discuss potential trade targets *Patrick is Billy Beane; James is Jeff Luhnow *James is Billy Beane; Patrick is Jeff Luhnow *Is this the window? *The Astros are Alabama *Probably other stuff *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

James and his buddy Joe's 10-year old son Sammy talk about: *The Jose Quintana trade *Who's on Sammy's list for the Astros? *Biggest surprise/disappointment of the 1st Half *World Series predictions! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice!

Patrick and James make a triumphant return and talk about: *A review of the Diamond Club *Ranking the Houston sports GMs *Idolizing a front office *Fake hustle *Alex Bregman and the #AstrosTwitter culture *Fixing the All-Star Gam Sponsored by Bravado Spice and Out of the Park Baseball!

Patrick and James talk about a wide variety of subjects, including: *Playing Oakland *The weakness of the AL West *Would you trade the Corpus roster for Mike Trout? *Trade candidates: who needs 'em? *What is Derek Fisher? *The Astros' start helping the trade market *2017 vs 2005 And a lot of other things I don't necessarily remember. Sponsored, as always (for now), by Bravado Spice.