Lima Time Time

Patrick and James return for the first time after coming off the 10-Day DL and discuss: *How much of the sky is actually falling? *Yu Darvish *The best pitchers in the AL *Are the Astros gaming the 10-Day DL? *Trade scenarios (if necessary) *Jeff Banister's bit *Snake City *What do you do if you're drafted by a team you hate? And a whole lot more! Sponsored, as always, by our friends at Bravado Spice and by the new burgeoning metropolis Snake City.

Patrick loses his cool about the show Lost as a guest on The Whiskey Brothers Podcast

Pat, James, and special returning guest Nick Mundy discuss: *Is this real life, is this just fantasy? *Which starter, if any, would you go get? *Would the 2004-2005 Astros hate this team? *George Springer or Kyle Tucker? *Or Derek Fisher? *Astros Twitter Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice. The best hot sauce you could put in your mouth.

On the new Lima Time Time, Pat & James discuss: *The miracle that happened today *Was today's game the greatest game in franchise history (hint: yes)? *Charlie Morton's injury and its impact *James goes to the bathroom for the first time in show history *Minute Maid Park attendance *Derek Fisher conspiracy theory *Trading for another pitcher Sponsored, somehow and as always, by Bravado Spice, who owe us sacks of money.

Pat & James reconvene to discuss... *The Astros' hot start *Shrooms *Mike Fiers, probably *A bunch of other stuff I can't remember because it was two days ago when we recorded. Brought to you, as always, by Bravado Spice.

After four hours of editing so that you jackals can "listen to Pat sound good," Pat & James discuss: *Going 5-2 against the Rangers/Angels *Upcoming series in New York *Derek Jeter: Sexual Ninja *Mike Fiers *Can we anoint another Possum King? And more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Pat and James struggle to find things to criticize and/or complain about, decide not to talk too much about the Astros. Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

In lieu of the Roggits game this afternoon, James checks in with his 10-year old buddy Sammy to talk about the state of baseball after three weeks, including: *Who's for real? *Who's not for real? *What is Madison Bumgarner thinking? *Who should the Astros target for the rotation? And more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Pat and an ill James discuss many topics, including: *The A's are cowards and their stadium is an eel hazard *Carlos Correa's hand *How much pleasure should you take in the Rangers' struggles? *A Cooperstown story *Many other Astros and non-Astros topics! Sponsored, as always by Bravado Spice.

It's Opening Day! Pat is in a really bad mood for no good reason at all. Among the topics he angrily discusses: *Rating the Astros offseason, once and for all *Most worrisome AL teams *Over/Unders And more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice - the best hot sauce you'll ever put in your mouth.

It's Episode 42 of Lima Time Time! In which Pat and James talk... *Are the Astros Brad Peacock's crazy girlfriend? *An awful lot about J.D. Martinez *James Hoyt or Jandel Gustave? *Who was the Can't Missiest prospect the Astros have had? *Could you hit Tony Sipp? And more! Sponsored - as always - by our friends at Bravado Spice

Pat and James talk about: *Nothing really *James challenges Pat to name the Astros' 1st Round draft picks since 2007 Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

Pat & James try again on this whole "recording audio" thing. Among the things we talk about: *What about Colin Moran and A.J. Reed? *What about switching Correa and Bregman? *Would you join the Rangers? And more! Brought to you, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Pat and James try a way to make overall audio better. So we discuss: a) Spring Training, I guess b) Who do you hate? Sponsored, for now, by Bravado Spice

Pat and James talk about: *The excitement of Bravado Spice's new sauce *The importance of Spring Training (again) *Astros Twitter Madness *FanGraphs' Over/Unders *More! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice (@BravadoSpice)

It's a bonus interview with the Boston Herald's Evan Drellich (formerly of the Houston Chronicle)! We discuss... *The awfulness of Darren Rovell *His heated radio show with two guys from Boston whose names I can't currently remember *The difference between Houston and Boston *The Astros controlling their narrative *Astros/Red Sox ALCS? Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice

In the Season 2 debut, Pat and James talk about: *The Cheatin'-ass Cardinals' punishment *The World Baseball Classic *How much does Spring Training matter *The 2012 Top 10 Astros prospects *And...more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice.

Pat and James are joined by Extremely Famous Guests Nick Mundy and Clint Gage to discuss... *Bagwell's HOF election *Going to Cooperstown (which was met by many jeers) *Bagwell's Legacy *Who is the next Astro Hall of Famer *Casting the entire 2004 Astros roster *Quintana, Archer, or Gray?

Pat and James welcome former Houston Chronicle beat writer and current St. Louis Post-Dispatch columnist Jose de Jesus Ortiz to discuss: *The Hall of Fame *2004 vs 2005 *Drayton McLane *Carlos Beltran *Are the Astros in a better position now than in 2005 *US Soccer And more! Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice! Use the code "Take10" on BravadoSpice.com to receive a 10% discount off your order.

Pat and James discuss the recent additions of Josh Reddick, Brian McCann, and Carlos Beltran. Also discussed: *Have the Astros done enough to catch the Rangers *Do we actually want/need Chris Sale? *Jeff Bagwell and the Hall of Fame *Steve Bartman because why not *We also happily give away two prize packs from our good friends at Bravado Spice! *Sponsored, as always, by Bravado Spice