Creepy Kitch

After a WAY too long hiatus (aka, Cins got a new job and got busy), we return with our Julian Sands Tribute episode! For some reason, Cindy sounds like she is talking through a closet door so please bear with us this ep... I need a new mic.This round, we talk about 1989's cult film Warlock and the REALLY FRIGGIN WEIRD Dario Argento's  1998 version of Phantom of the Opera. Of course, there is also our weekly fuck off, a couple shout outs, and obnoxious giggling for at least two hours.We're happy to be back!

After a long hiatus (way too long) the foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world have returned!Stac and Cins are back and this month we talk about VHS 1 and 2! We also have tons to talk about including:Don't ever park like an assholeSparkly nail-polish gives Stacy a raging girl bonerWE KNOW WHEN YOU ARE SMOKINGYoure killing us, Jimmy-Claude!Cat pee CatholicsAll this, and more!!Give us a listen here!

Its here!All right, its a week late, but its here! Creepy Kitch's Convergence Episode! It was a wild ride full of Disney visits, booze, bad sound quality (so sorry! My mic sucks!), and lots of laughing.Seriously, just pretend we're drunk in this episode.Also in this action packed episode!Anti-semantic Annie!David S. Pumpkins!Sweaty Redneck Fetish!Sigourney Weaver will spank you!The Conjuring 2!All the Stranger Things!The winner of the Story contest!Give a listen here!

Finally FINALLY! We're on our Listeners' Choice episode!You voted, we watched. This episode we discuss 2010's I Saw the Devil and 1999's Stir of Echoes.Also on this round of Creepy KitchBathing in potato chips keeps you youngVincent D'Onofrio!Why Stacy doesn't like when you piss on other people's lawnsVincent D'Onofrio!The gals roll in the joy of a bazillion emails!Cindy can't stop talking about freakin' Vincent D'Onofrio!All this and more!Give us a listen!

We are back from the abyss! Not with our Listeners' Choice but with our take on a movie that was actually out in the theaters!Stac and Cins rave about the new Ghostbusters (Yes, you heard us right. We LOVED it)On this ep we discover:Our half assed horror crush!Why Cins cried like a dumbass in the middle of the end fight scene!Kresley Cole comes up...AGAIN....Kevin was so friggin WEIRD.What comes up in our two Mim-o-Grams!All this and more!Give us a listen here!                  

No, we have not pod faded! We just got...well... very very busy.So to prove that we are still alive, we bring you our Filler Fun episode! This very special episode we answer all the questions you awesome listeners asked us on Facebook. This also involves wine and very sleepy sidetracked discussions.Also! Horror Crushes that also double as Game of Thrones crushes!How Cins life has completely taken a left friggin turn!Lots and lots of Girl Power discussions!SO MANY QUESTIONS!Wet your whistle before our Listeners' Choice ep, here!

We're back! And the topic is lesbian vampire movies! And Cindy is high on gin and never stops talking this time.This month we discuss 1936's Dracula's Daughter and 1983's The Hunger.Also this episode:Our love of David BowieCindy shuts down the entire show by dropping her micStacy WON'T STOP SINGINGFacebook violations!Squeem Kweems!All this and more!

 The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world have returned! After a brief holiday hiatus, we're back with episode 53: Childhood is Brutal. This round we discuss 2013's Mama and 2014's The Babadook. Also on this return to the podsphere:Cins cannot use her wordsA very special Kitch Bitch of the monthPeople who give malicious spoilers are A-holes....menstruation.All this and more!

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR!And by that we mean Halloween and the annual Creepy Kitch Convergence in San Diego.Stac and Cins once again are in the same damn state in the same damn room to bring you their Halloween episode!This year, we discuss the latest Guillermo del Toro eye-gasam Crimson Peak as well as the completely cracked out vampire movie, What We Do in the Shadows with guest hosts, Ace (who spent most of Crimson Peak hiding under Stacy's butt) and roommate Jen (who spent most of Crimson Peak drooling over Tom Hiddleston).ALSO!Stacy gets access to a Halloween sounds app.Musical interludes to cover multiple bathroom breaks!The Mim-iogram!Drunken screaming!Dogs and Cats Living Together! Mass Hysteria!Give your ears a spooky treat!

We have returned! And we're talking about two of our all time favorite movies of all time! One of our fantastic listener's George Martinez joins us for our discussion of the classics Alien and Aliens. Be prepared for continuous gushing!We also chat about how Cins' cat peed on her husband's head, why Alien 3 kills our souls, and Chett...CHETT! HEEEEH!Come give a listen!

This is the episode that fate did not want us to release. Well you know what fate? Screw you! HA!...Please don't hurt us.This episode, Lauren, our #1 bitch and host of Death Rattle Podcast joins us in our musing about 1981's The Beyond and 2015's We Are Still Here.Also on this episode, our monthly Mim-o-Gram, our greatest fears if we were cast in a horror movie, and an explanation as to WHY this episode took two months to record.Also we wax poetic on about Ron Perlman and Richard Armitage because we ladies have NEEDS.Listen up here!

We're back for a fun filled yet sleepy episode! Its listeners' choice again and we got two winners this round; 2011's Attack the Block and 2011's You're Next. Apparently 2011 was a good year. We also discuss why killing a the main survivor of a horror film in the sequel pisses us off, Why Cins is a twitter stalking A-hole, and how we're still surprised we made it to fifty episodes. After all, its only been five years.Listen here!

After a quick break, we're back AND with better sound quality that ever before! Episode 49? Really? Oh My God REALLY!We have two really unique movies this episode; 2014's Crazy Bitches and 2008's Lake Mungo, a couple of fantastic character study films. We also have an interview with the writer and director of Crazy Bitches, Jane Clark!Also, Cins can't say Lake Mungo correctly, why tarot readings in movies piss Mim off, and Stacy revels in the antics of Chris Pratt.Plus a new feature: answering Facebook questions!Give it a Listen!

We're starting the new year off with an episode dedicated to the Lovecraftian rock opera, Dreams in the Witch House!Joining us on this special episode is Colleen from Wyng'd Lyon Creations as we discuss...actually gush... about this album. We will have three tracks from the show and at also an interview and unplugged performance with the cast and the creators of Dreams in the Witch House; Mike Dalager, Anders Ringman, and Alaine Kashian. We're extremely excited to release this one! Hope you enjoy!

We're back and recovered from our Convergence hangover!Its all about Tony Todd this episode and guest host Lynne Anderson from Abadon's Revenge podcast shares our love for the deep voiced gorgeous horror icon.This episode we discuss 1992's classic Candy and and 2006's Hatchet.Also, false starts! Why you should always have the vents open in the public restroom, the winner of our second short story contest, and yet ANOTHER reference to Kresely Cole's books.Give it a listen!

Its that time again! Its time for the Creepy Kitch Halloween episode!Not only is it a Halloween episode its also the return of the Convergence! Yes, Stacy and Cindy record in the same damn from for the first time ever... And there may have been margaritas involvedThis special episode the girls discuss Halloween episodes of Psych, the epic movie The Book of Life (GO SEE IT!), Disneyland Hangovers, and more epic fangirling over the delicious smut of Kresley Cole....And margaritas.Come join us for our drunken Halloween extravaganza!

After a brief hiatus, the bitches of kitch are back!Episode 46 brings the long awaited Watchin' With Ace episode where we guest host with Creepy Kitch mascot and Kitch Bitch, Ace Whitaker! This round we discuss 1976's The Omen and 2001's Session 9.Also, Jennifer Anderson drops in to give her opinions as well!We also discuss:Our undying love of Kresley Cole novels, Cindy drinks far too much to stay truly coherent, "makin' a french dip", and other nonsense that happens after excessive drinking, reading romance novels, and watching scary movies.All this and MORE!

Another Listeners' Choice? Say it ain't so?Oh, it IS so!This month, the gals discuss 1987's classic, Hellraiser and the 2000's thriller, What Lies Beneath.The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world also discuss Harrison Ford's Abs, An undying love of Clive Barker, how Cindy could REALLY use a drink, and torturing Ace and listening to the sounds of her terrified screams. All this, AND MORE! 

This was a fun episode to record! Cins and Stac tackle remakes! This round, the gals discuss 2011 remake of Fright Night and 2013 remake of Evil Dead. Also:Stac's original horror icon, Low Budget.The winner of the original story contest.Moist! Butt Stuff! Bee Squeezin'! EQUINOX!All this and more! Give it a listen!

The ladies welcome April in by discussing two films they both love. 1959's Vincent Price classic, House on Haunted Hill and its 1999 remake.Cins and Stac compare and contrast the two films and eventually start waxing poetic about the 1999 remake. Also we have the weekly Fuck Off, Tim Curry is amazeballs, why the Creepy Kitch listeners are the best listeners in the world, and a funny story about editor Lou! All this and more!Give us a listen here!