Creepy Kitch

Its out super awesome Crossover episode with our #1 Bitch Lauren's podcast, Death Rattle!Don't be alarmed by the different into, we just made Jack and Lauren do all our footwork this round. Creepy Kitch and Death Rattle (aka Death Kitchen) join forces on the second episode of Strip Nude for Your Podcast. First, the gang discusses Mario Bava’s The Whip and the Body (Italy 1963), starring Christopher Lee, Daliah Lavi, and an instrument of violence.  Next, Lauren and Jack’s friendship with Stac and Cins is put to the test when the gang sets sail to discuss Joe D’Amato and George Eastman’s P0rn0 Holocaust (Italy 1981) starring Eastman, Mark Shannon (aka Captain Warty Balls), Lucia Ramirez, Annj Goren, and some other people who probably contracted Mr. Shannon’s warts.  Will Stac find her own Christopher Lee staging casting calls for a dinner theater production of The Whip and the Body?  Will Cins fly to DC to beat Lauren and Jack for asking her to watch D’Amat

Episode 41! The movies chosen gives Cins a nervous breakdown!Seriously, friggin' intense movies here.This episode the girls dabble in more recent films and discuss 2012's Sinister and 2013's The Conjuring. (Both kept Cins up at night and her therapy bills will be very, very expensive.)Also, listener Mim is a superstar, Guinea Pig Ace makes comments as we record, and two listener letters!Enjoy!

The ladies return with another Listener's Choice!You voted we listened. And we're not even mad! This episode We discuss Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon and Live Freaky! Die Freaky!What else you may ask? PLENTY! We also discuss: Why negative jerk-offs drive us to drink...more than usual!Musical Numbers!Ron Perlman Lust!All This and More!Listen HERE!

This episode, the gals try something different!We asked listeners for personal ghost stories and they delivered!Its our Haunted November Episode!... In, December.This episode, Cins and Stac share their and listener's true ghost stories with everyone while constantly giving each other the creeps. This was a fun, fantastic episode to record!So make yourself a cup of cocoa with rum, your favorite blankie, and tuck in!Give it a listen!Also, looking for the listeners' choice poll? You can find it on the Creepy Kitch Podcast Facebook page! Head on over and vote!

Its that time of year again!The Bitches of Kitch are back celebrating our favorite holiday of all!  This year we're joined with podcaster and awesome dude, Johnny Krug from Kruger Nation! Together we all discuss the cult classics TerrorVision and Rockula. Also our usual fun talks about Halloweens past, Ghost stories, and more stuff I can't remember because I had quite a bit of wine at the time.Come remember for us! Listen up Here!

The Gals are back for Episode 38! This round, we host with horror author Christine Morgan and discuss two films from two well known authors. Jack Ketchum's The Woman and Ed Lee's Header.Also: oogling Christine's hot author friends, a ghostly photograph, and Target's crappy Halloween merchandise this year. Plus, THREE emails!Give Us a Listen!

September concludes with two classic movies! This episode Stac and Cins discuss the 1931 classic Frankenstein and its squeal, The Bride of Frankenstein. Karloff is our hero!Also on this episode: Stacy cannot fit her fist in her mouth! How Sandra Bullock barricaded Cindy in the bathroom at Comic Con. And why Lesley Howard never went into Grandma Bunty's backyard ever again.This and Horror Crush, The Weekly Fuck Off, and Kitch Bitch!Give us a Listen here!

After a brief break, we are back with Episode 36!This round, Stac and Cins talk about the 1972 cult movie, Night of the Lepus and 1954's Them!.What else to expect? A very tired Stacy, Swooning over the Welcome to Night Vale podcast, and Bee Squeezin's.Listen up right here!

Our seventh Listener's Choice Epsiode!Due to a faulty blogger poll (yes, our polls will now be done on the Facebook page due to this glitch) the movies you have chosen is 2009's Triangle and 1982's The Entity.WARNING: TRIANGLE SPOILERS AHOY!...as usual.Also on this grand episode we discuss why you shouldn't judge what Cins eats, why Stac called herself an ignorant honky, and why you should pause the podcast if you haven't seen Triangle yet and go watch it!Give us a Listen!

Episode 34 had arrived! This round, Stac and Cins discuss two of their favorite genres, Animation and horror. We cover 2006's Monster House and 2000's Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust.Also; Skype shits the bed, many people are loved with mouth, the Metal Mikey-gram, and stupid people abound!Enjoy!

JUST before the end of April, we return with Episode 33!... which we mistake for episode 32 for a while. EpisodeCins and Stac have another wacky episode full of tangents and long strings of curse words. This episode covers two Stephen King miniseries 1979's Salem's Lot and 2002's Rose Red.We also take a few big ol' left turns concerning My Little Pony, 30 Days of Night, and wet fart noises.Plus the Kitch Bitch for April as well as the return of the Metal Mikey-gram!Listen up!

The long awaited Episode is here! This round we guest host with Author and resident Butt Master of the Creepy Kitch Facebook page, Robert R. Best! In celebration of having Rob on our show we discuss Lucio Fulci's Zombi 2 and George A. Romero's Day of the Dead.Also!-Making the Letter U.-Making references that Rob doesn't get.-Kitch Bitch of the Month.-And more moments of being unprepared podcasters.Listen here!

We change our original plans and throw together another quality episode! Here on Episode 31 Stac and Cins compare and contrast the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre and the 2003 remake. Also on this episode; why Valentine's Day earned a Weekly Fuck Off, negative racist people are stupid,  the Kitch Bitch award returns, and a Metal Mikey-gram.All this and more foul language!Give it a listen!

The Gals are back for the sixth Listeners' Choice episode!This round you voted for 2001's Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter and 1982's The Thing. Honestly, we didn't have a problem with either of them! Good listeners! We're learning from that Ilsa: She-Wolf of the SS incident!Hear Stac and Cins thoughts on both fun filled films as well as:Why you should read your damn Groupon vouchers.Crazy people on the Internet who like to hit on Stacy.Four amazing book recommends that you all MUST read (non smut related too!).And Much MUCH more!Give us a hear!

After a quick month off, The Kitch Bitches are back! Stac and Cins return with guest host Karine Charlebois to discuss two unconventional Vampire films, Quebec's 1996 vampire comedy Karmina, and U.S.'s 2011 Independent film Midnight Son.Also, why regionally locked DVDs are a pain in the ass, Stacy has an uncontrollable giggle fit, and "punching The fat" all on Episode 29 of Creepy Kitch!Give it a listen!

Its the most wonderful time of the year!Well, it is for us here at Creepy Kitch. Its time for our third annual Halloween Special! This year we're joined by a very special guest; artist and listener Karine Charlebois!Once again, the ladies wander aimlessly without structure discussing:Hocus PocusThe Run for Your Lives 5kPsych Halloween episodesSlutty Halloween Costumes (yet again) and other sundries!So grab a bowl of candy, put on your scariest costume, and come ramble with us!

This September, join the CK gals as they pay homage to the patron Saint of Creepy Kitch, Nicolas Cage.This Episode we discuss 2011's Season of the Witch, and 2006's The Wicker Man. Also, on this holy episode, the last two winners of the promo contest, how Ron Perlman ruined cat-men for Stac forever, and join us in your prayer for the blessings of St Nick of Cage.All this and more!Give it a listen!

 Just in time for the kiddies to head back to the grind, its Episode 27: Back to School! On this episode, Stac and Cins talk about 2006's The Dorm, a movie from Thailand and 2001's The Devil's Backbone, a movie from Mexico.All this PLUS! Epic rants about creepers and 50 Shades of Grey, Our ONE entry for our promo contest, and of course...butt stuff.Give it a listen!

The foul mouth maidens of the podcasting world return! We're back with Episode 26, our Giallo episode with special guest star, Lauren, our first Kitch Bitch! This round we'll be talking about 1964's Blood and Black Lace and 1971's 4 Flies on Grey Velvet.THRILL as Cins gets tipsy and talks about Comic Con! CHILL as Stac tells us how much Bronys piss her off! WITNESS Lauren's small bladder!Come play with us!

 Its disturbing little shorts day here at Creepy Kitch! And its time yet again for Listeners' Choice! You voted and we listened (this time)! Here on Episode 25 we talk about 1983's Sleepaway Camp and and 1977's Suspiria.  ALSO, horror crush, The June Kitch Bitch, horribly 80's fashion, and unintentional boners! All this and more! So listen in!