Zero Blog Thirty

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% the best wood carving tools around! Round 1: Things are getting strange when you’re lookin for a little strange from a dude who works with a terrorist group in Syria. When a seriously horny Army vet decided she wanted to provide weapons to an Al Queda operative, she probably should have just jerked off. Round 2: Momma told me not to but I did it anyway, misbehavin. The innocent and pure Coast Guard is filled with scandals. The goody-two-shoes branch had a scheme uncovered where people were cheating on tests! The horror! Round 3: Mind control. The military wants to start using mind control on the battlefield. What could go wrong? Round 4: Cons sat down with Chick Donohue, an absolute legend who went on the single greatest beer run known to man. This story from the battlefield of Vietnam will drop your draw more than ole Nate Robinson. Round 5: George Clooney has been getting barracks cuts for 25 years. Eat shit, 1st Sgt. Song at the

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero for 25% your order of the best woodcarving tools money can buy! Round 1: It’s Thanksgiving Week so we are gonna talk about what other podcasts dont have the courage to on this holiday. Farts and their threats to national security, not just here but especially in the waters off Sweden. Round 2: I wanna play a game. Let’s see if this headline is about US enlisted troops or Russians. Seven people died after drinking hand sanitizer when the party ran out of booze. Round 3: Reported to the barracks manager or to news outlets by Sex Pistols star Johnny Rotten: “I got my penis bitten by fleas because I was keeping squirrels as pets. Round 4: A finally, to wrap things up, we are gonna talk about some things we are thankful for. For example, Im thankful that Im not like this british bloke who is suffering from blindness and paralysis in a hospital in India after being bitten by a snake while battling coronavirus, malaria and dengue fever. Song at th

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 25% off the best woodcarving tools around. ROUND 1: We’ll say a little prayer for you, sir… MPs handcuff & detain a National Guard chaplain in Kuwait ... for wearing headphones! ROUND 2: If you were dishonorably discharged from the fallout after an assault or suicide attempt there may be hope, the Army is now reviewing its process along with thousands of dishonorable discharges. ROUND 3: Scott O’Grady, the new Assistant SecDef of International Security Affairs, is mad online, sliding in DMs & challenging folks to “say it to his face”. Some might be concerned but I love it. ROUND 4: Mold & leaks & bugs aside there’s another downside to base housing… a neighbor’s porn playing on your AppleTV at 3am... ROUND 5: A new report ranks U.S. Military branches from strong to weak. The results aren't great… it’s totally not you though! Song at the end is "Boats and Hoes" by Prestige Worldwide..You can find

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 25% off all ArborTech tools! Round 1: Time to talk a little more about stealin stuff. One of our clepto pals decided it would be a good idea to steal the blood of the pope. Not the current pope but John Paul II! Round 2: Will President Elect Biden get rid of the Space Force? Rumors are out of control saying that Kate’s favorite branch of service will be brought out back and…. I dont wanna say it…. Shot in the head. Round 3: The new Acting Sec Def came in hot with his “welcome aboard” briefing. We are gonna go through the memo to see if we think it’s actually good, good, ok, bad, or actually bad. Round 4: Unsolved Mysteries: the navy is still looking for their longest-running fugitive. 15 years ago, this sailor escaped the brig. He’s still on the lamb..You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/Zero

We are proudly presented by AroborTech Tools! Go to ArborTechTools.com/Zero and use promo code "ZERO" for 25% off the world's best wood carving tools. ROUND 1: Kate went down to the ole Sausage castle and lived to tell about it. Buckle up because it’s quite the story. ROUND 2: The only U.S. soldier known to have escaped from enemy captivity in Africa, ran over 20 miles across the Sahara Desert in 120 degree heat to save his pals…. And in true military fashion he’s having trouble getting the military to recognize that even decades later. ROUND 3: New DoD advisor had some Marine either 1. Whoop his ass when he was a boot 2. Had a marine heavily kiss with tongue his girlfriend and as a result wants to get rid of our beloved Corps. ROUND 4: We have a few volunteers for firewatch this weekend. One is a thief going around Houston stealing items from disabled veterans vehicles during military balls and the other one is Kate Hudson. Song at the end is "99 Red Balloons" covered by Goldfinger!You can find every

Presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 25% the highest quality wood carving tools out there. Makes a great Christmas gift. InVets.org/ZBT to make a profile and check out all that Indiana has to offer. Get a free shirt when you make that profile. Round 1: Veterans Day is upon us. We are gonna give some advice about the types of profile pictures you need to prove your veteraniness. Round 2: In a veterans day tradition like no other, we are gonna tell you where you can get free shit. FREE SHIT FREE SHIT FREE SHIT Round 3: BRRRTTTTTT. An A-10 Pilot was awarded a Distinguished Flying Cross this week because of a daring landing that he made without most of his plane. Round 4: With Alex Trebec’s tragic passing, we are gonna have a little military jeopardy!!!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/ZeroBlog30

Presented by ArborTech Tools. Visit www.arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" for 25% off amazing woodworking tools. RockyBoots.com and promo code "ZBT" for 25% off the nicest boots you can buy. ROUND 1: Upbeat, lighthearted Election chat! No seriously. ROUND 2: Is someone staring at your yabbos or are they just trying to see your rank? That’s a problem the Navy is addressing with new patches, and we’ll keep you abreast of the situation. ROUND 3: If you ever got in big trouble for something real small you’re going to HATE this story of a Marine Lt. Col. getting off scott-free after stealing several expensive items from the PX. ROUND 4: Speaking of punishments, we asked for your best examples and we’re going to decide if things were fair or not. ROUND 5: Yoga pants in the PX are now a-go. Is this as bad as using an umbrella? Song at the end is The Weeknd's "Blinding Lights" covered by Teddy Swims!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members c

Presented by ArborTech! Go to www.arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" for 10% off the easiest to use wood carving tools around. Great Christmas gift! 3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% off the best Delta 8 THC products InVets.org/Zero to make a profile, get a free t-shirt, and find a great job. Veterans should do this, its a no brainer Round 1: Big-time America and voting vibes this week. The question everyone is asking does it get more American than the fella sitting in a waiting room just reading the ole constitution? Round 2: Trash here. Get your trash here. Ice cold American military trash here. Gear adrift is a gift and no one is experiencing that old adage like our pals in Kandahar. Round 3: Nature is healing. SEAL Team 6 took part in a raid to rescue an American who was being held hostage. Killin is their business, baby girls. And business is good. Round 4: Fat Leonard Trial rages on and some of the details are awesome. Illegal… but awesome. Round 5: Election Quiz. Song at the

Halloween Episode presented by ArborTech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 10% off the highest quality wood carving tools out there. -Hawthorne.co promo code "Zero" for 10% custom tailored scents -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" for 25% off the most comfortable boots around. ROUND 1: HALLOWEEN IS UPON US - We share some of the SpoOoOkiest haunted military spots the top 5 scariest sounds in the military ROUND 2: Move aside Aunt Becky, we’ve got a case of GI Bill fraud out of San Diego that’ll make you say, HAVE MERCY ROUND 3: A Navy vet is going viral on Facebook for exposing gross, moldy food troops get on their plates & we’ll be honest, we puked in our mouths a little bit ROUND 4: New MRE on the way & this one is gonna plug you up like a, well, like a butt plug I guess ROUND 5: ZBT social roasted the Air Force for heated blanket goofin’ this week but way deep down? We’re jealous. Song at the end is the Halloween theme song remixed by HBz!You can find ever

Presented by Arbortech Tools! Visit arbortechtools.com/zbt and use promo code Zero for 10% off the best wood carving tools around. Start that new hobby! 3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% off Delta8 THC products. Invets.org/Zero make a profile, find a job, and get a free shirt! Round 1: Give me 3 Lance Corporals right damn now who have their scuba steve mopp gear and are ready to climb up in a tree to suck up murder hornets with a vacuum in order to save my beloved honey bees. Don’t make me pick the ones. Round 2: A special round for all the other bath boys out there. A spot in Japan has 23 different types of baths. Coffee. Red Wine. Beer. Butter Beer. Whisker Dos. Whiskers Donts. The Baths come with or without the scooter sticks. Round 3: Nothing says esprit de corps like a lime green dress with pink socks. We’ll tell you why from a story that honestly made me get a little emotional. Round 4: Anytime there's a little innovation, we forget about the failures along the way. There’s been failures but th

This Friday episode is just an absolute delight. -We are presented by Arbor Tech Tools. Check out arbortechtools.com/zero and use promo code "Zero" to get 10% off the best wood carving tools around. Start a new hobby, make cool shit, save some money, everyone wins. -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% off the best Delta 8 THC products -FRIDAY 10/23 Rough N Rowdy! BuyRnR.com for some truly entertaining amateur fights. ROUND 1: Get your sunglasses emojis ready because we’re off to a big time horny start to the weekend and it’s all thanks to the official Fort Bragg Twitter who had a very public Fort Boner for a gal on OnlyFans ROUND 2: People dont wanna talk about it but one of the biggest struggles leaving military life is gaining a little weight after organized PT ends. I caught up with one of my former Marines who is brave enough to talk about that struggle. ROUND 3: Remember the soldier who got in trouble for jumping with his goldfish? Well now the Army is looking into a soldier who vibed with cranberry j

Presented by Arbortech Tools! Check out arbortechtools.com/zero for the premiere wood carving tools that can turn anybody into an expert wood carver. Promo code "Zero" for 10% off already low sale prices! -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for 5% your favorite Delta 8 THC products. -InVets.org/Zero, you fill out a profile and you get a free t-shirt. Don't be a dummy, get a free t-shirt Round 1: Azerbaijan Military began trending on Twitter, on account of it being very, very odd. But…. I LOVE IT! They have the fire, the passion, and the pizzaz I need from a good ole propaganda music video! Round 2: Although our political climate currently seems like a sitcom that no one would willingly watch, except for maybe those weirdo Walking Dead Fans, the Mexican Defense news story of the week would make an amazing movie. Round 3: Our friends in Canada freaked people out by using loudspeakers with wolves sounds for a psychological deterrent training session. Would that work? We’ll talk about what would work better. Round

Happy Friday to all you beautiful listeners out there. We've got a great show for you! -InVets.org/Zero to make a profile to help find a good job after the military and get a free shirt. ROUND 1: “If you could say one thing to your recruiter what would it be?” - that’s the question one soldier posed to his buddies in a viral social media post, and POG civilians are in a TIZZY over their answers ROUND 2: Out with the mold, in with the new? The U.S. Army plans to spend nearly $10 billion repairing its barracks over the next decade, and we have just the man for the job - Long Time Toolie… me! ROUND 3: Grab your top secret clearances, we’re taking you deep under the ice of Greenland to tell you about Project Iceworm which are frozen nuke tunnels that are heating things up during the Cold War ROUND 4: In the criminal justice system, postal- based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Pittsburgh, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as th

A very fun Tuesday episode for all of you. Round 1: North Korea is slinging their dingalings all over the joint defying safety in two very different ways. One of those ways is with a big ole nuke and the other is by refusing to wear masks while in formation celebrating said Nuke! Round 2: In more news from the “Theres No Fucking Way That Thing Works” section, there’s a tank… i think it’s a tank… that’s all robotic. We are gonna guess which country it gets left behind in first. Round 3: President Trump, while trailing in most polls by at least 12 points this week, secured the endorsement of the….. Wait. this can’t be right. There must have been a misprint…. President Trump received the endorsement of the Taliban. Round 4: SON OF BITCH! NOOOOOO. PLEASE GOD NO. That’s always my reaction when there is some insane story or plot and the perpetrators happen to be Marines. That being said, there was a plot to kidnap the Governor of Michigan and you’ll never guess which branch of service had veterans involved.

It is a minor miracle this episode got made in the first place so please listen twice. -3chi.com promo code "Zero" for Federal legal Delta-8 THC treats. ROUND 1: The internet made Vice President Mike Pence an honorary Navy pilot after the debate this week. People were calling him Fly Boy. Get it? We aren’t gonna focus on the debate but that winged fucker caused Kate to go down a bit of an insect rabbit hole. ROUND 2: A leaked powerpoint slide showed some serious gate guard issues over at Joint Base Lewis McChord. The slide will have you facepalming yourself while also saying “sounds about right!” ROUND 3: Dating apps of military guys are notoriously cringe. One reporter is trying to help with some tips. School circle on Sarah Sicard. ROUND 4: Jordan Belfort Interview ROUND 5: Aircraft carriers are cool and all, but have you heard of the Navy’s lil Boomin’ Beaver? It’s not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean!You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT EPISODE. YUUUUGGGEEEEEE. -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" to get 25% off high quality boots AND military boots that are now MCO P1020.34H compliant. -InVets.org/Zero to make a profile, get a free shirt, AND get help transitioning out of the military. Round 1: The President is at sick call for a while. Does he get a light-duty chit? We’re gonna talk about the ramifications of the Commander in Chief being extremely ill BUT we’re just gonna speculate. If we get anything wrong, please contact Hope Seck. Round 2: Mail order bride? More like mail order brides, obstruction of justice, and wrongfully using your position for influence, no… its not another round about the President, folks, it’s about a former soldier who has been setting up sham marriages as if junior troops needed the help. Round 3: Somebody ended up with a huge dumper in their pants and it was captured on TikTok. A guard at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier nearly had his “I wish a mother fucker would moment.” Round 4: Over the

FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY. Shout out Rebecca Black, Longtime Stoolie -RockyBoots.com promo code "ZBT" to get an incredible 25% your order. Buy a shirt while you're at it, they're ridiculously soft. -GetRoman.com/Zero to get some swipes to stay in the fight ROUND 1: Last week we talked about the Air Force putting tattoo parlours on their bases and this week those damn, dirty hippies are at it again… that’s right…. They’ll soon have long, flowing locks of hair flying out the windows of their war planes. Smdh. ROUND 2: Where Are They Now? USS Bonhomme Richard Edition… Following a major fire that pretty much gutted the dang thing, we’ll catch up with the ship that’s been making major waves in the headlines ROUND 3: More than 58,000 soldiers — the equivalent of 13 brigade combat teams — are non-deployable right now due to health or fitness reasons… could yoga be the cure?? ROUND 4: Like taking naps? Thanks to some new guidelines it looks like the Army might be the right branch for you. ROUND 5

Bit of a longer episode, but we promise you'll love it or your money back. Take advantage of some sponsors! -Barkbox.com/ZBT for a free dog toy each time you get a package -Invets.org/Zero create a free career profile and get a free shirt!!! Round 1: Magawa, our friend who happens to be a rat from Tanzania, is finally given an award for his heroics. You’re not gonna believe what this African giant poached rat has accomplished. Round 2: It’s an ammunition backpack, Micheal. What could it weigh? 20lbs? The Navy is rolling out a backpack that can carry a mollywhooping 650 rounds of 7.62 ammo. Wowzers. Round 3: Man-baby admits that he goes to the doctor all the time. He’s what we in the military would call a sick-call warrior. It’s time to make fun of a weenie. Sorry, Kate. Round 4: The Marine Corps is considering shutting down both of its Recruit Depots so that they can train co-ed. Shhhh… If you listen closely… you can hear angry goateed and bearded veterans grabbing their keys in order to film an angry

FRIDAY EPISODE and we managed to mostly stay on track. ROUND 1: A British officer in World War 2 was forgetful as hell when crossing back into friendly territory. To make sure his fellow soldiers recognized him, he used an item that would leave SSgt Me triggered AF and maybe a little trigger happy ROUND 2: (robot voice) ‘Hello, it is me, your VA hospital pharmacist, and I am a ro-bot. If I am functioning correctly today you will get your pills.’ Yep! The VA is using what Kate is calling ‘pill robots’ now. ROUND 3: Shiver me timbers! Arrrrrgggghhhhhhhh… ya ready for a round about pirate flags on a Navy ship?! Well I hope you scallywags are because the poop deck is swabbed and we’re underway. ROUND 4: Did you know that before the 1970s women got kicked out of the military for getting pregnant? We’ll talk about the late, great Ruth Bader Ginsburg, how she changed that for our service members and how in general, men are big dum dummy faces. ROUND 5: Nate Fick Interview!You can find every episode of this sh

Well folks, we made it to episode 300 and we are celebrating! Visit our sponsors: -RockyBoots.com and use promo code "ZBT" to get 25% off boots so comfortable you can sleep in them. -InVets.org/Zero. Make a profile, get a free t-shirt, and also get some transition help for getting out of the military. Round 1: We’ve made it 300 episodes. We’re gonna take a small look back on where we started, where we are at, and where we intend to go. We wont suck our own dicks too much! Round 2: Even though we’ve done 300 episodes, there’s some things we were supposed to do but never did. Interesting enough, and not just for the purpose of a transition, we found a tweet thread from Military folks who talked about training they were supposed to complete but they skated out of it like longtime stoolie Michelle Kwan. Round 3: For the first time in Zero Blog Thirty history, we are gonna head over to Slovenia to check out some news that would make even the most senior of Lance Corporals happy. Melania Trump’s statue was bur