Miserable Retail Slave

This week: Energy drink insanity/ Tommy's hair/ white shirts/ Tommykaze/ long walks along the beach/ weird sights in Portland/ horse relations/ and much much more

This week: Monster Trucks and Free Beer/ Parking Cars/ 10 Whacks/ the desecration of a Big Boy bathroom/ The Wonder Years discussion/ Public Restrooms/ Gay Marriage/Yahoo Answers/ The Passion for Potatoes/ Tommy tries to say Sphinx/ Food Network Famous/ Colds/ Dud Goodwin/ The Beat Pole

Gods of pod/ twisters/ More Grampy Jim wisdom/ Finger Lakes/ Other People's Cooking/Barely Towns/ No Future for a Fetus/ Creating Band Names/ Other People's Podcasts/ Spiritual Damage/ Demon Cart/Off Brand Sodas/ Magic Carpet Rides/ Friendly Sharks/ Deadly Cows/ Skinny Jeans

Paulie Walnuts/ These Tattoos/ The Inked One/ Tommy's Garlic/Jobs/ A metaphorical reading of Green Eggs and Ham/ Stormy/ Judgemental Search Engine/ Super Mario analysis/ Counting Russell Crowes/ Flower Paul/ Does Jay-Z use coupons/ Earl Dibbles/ church signs/ MORE.

recorded while driving/ Last Comic Standing's Dave Landau/ All Black Everything/ Mom's spaghetti/ umbiliica cords/ outties/ the Semi Gang/the most offensive word/ the saddest woman in the world/ the eye doctor/ Bad Blood Pressure/ Fed Up/ Rims/ Pregnant hands

This is a short LOST EPISODE. What a treat. Not a great first listen. Go listen to the last episode, if you haven’t. Then come back and listen to this one!    Scheming Tommy/ Nefarious Nosferatu /Randy impersonates Bruce Springsteen/ Faking your death/ John Doerr/ Vin Diesel/ Superfudge/ babality/ One Direction sadness

BIG SHOW. A scholar is born/These bonfires/sultry sad songs/year 3/The Quest for Morbidly/Grampy Jim Wisdom/Tommy lies about surfing/Sexy Red Hairs, what are those?/Molly Ringworm/The Tree Ginger/Montage of Heck/Tommy plays a game/Tommy Was./Urinal Conversation Etiquette/Middle Blue/Bar Fights/Giggles the Pig for Mayor/Pig Pen/Subway DNA/The Humburglar/ AND SO MUCH MORE. OMG.    

Raising the status/ The Patron Saint of MRS/ Night Thoughts About Sam Smith/ Alex P. Hairgel and the Fear of Cheese/ Femininja/ Tim Burton's Dumbo/ Roar/ 50 Shades of Grey/ The Worst Script/ Tommy Loves The Bachelor/ Will Smith vs. Tom Hanks/ The Longest Ride/ Tongue Sight

This week: So real/Larrys/Decadent/Don't Judge Me, Bro/PB & JC/Tommy features for Last Comic Standing's Dave Landau/SI Swimsuit issue/SNL 40

Mumbles and Such/ gas station antics/Bev/ Word to the Y/ Fully Bev/ Macho Man walks into a gas station/ Hulk Hogan fanny pack/ Tommy's on tour/ Bob Dylan farts/ that time Tommy met Kid Rock/ a real strong brow/ we are fish/ Jupiter's Uranus/ Sky Sharks/ playing dodgeball with Jesus/ Christian Mingle: the Movie/ Bill/ Guys with ponytails/ The Love Walrus/ female Ghostbusters/ The push for 75

Snarknado/ Tommy's breast/ A Very Dr. Doom Christmas/ These movie titles these days/ The Bachelor/ Whiplash/ This German drummer kid/ Mac Sabbath/ Dance Party Dreams/ The Scrabble Squad/ The First Rule of Jeff Healey/ Tommy stays in a haunted house/ toe scrape

This week: Randy's stolen soul/ Lumbersexuals/ Once in a Great Moon/ Snake Proof Suit/ Bear Selfies/ The Man who was a Platypus/ More nonsense and tomfoolery

Tommy's empowerment jeans/ the worst driver's license pic/ Getting recruited to be a Scientologist/ Randy's celebrity encounter/ Ebola/ clown sharks/ stealing the Batmobile/ All About That Bass/ Clyde Ghost/ Laugh changes

A new episode?! This time: whistle skills/ The Pancake Saloon/ Wolf Whistle/ Tommy hearts One Direction/ Sigmund the Caterpillar/ first drinks/ Oversized glasses/ The Bagged Salad Incident/ The Lion Incident/ Tommy rambles on about the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge/ Whoa: the TV show/ more.

This week: TOMMY MEETS KID ROCK/ The Paper Towel Dispenser Dilemma/ What if you could use the Conta code to give yourself 30 lives/ Some gentle soul/ Tommy the 8th grade bully/ Sloppy Joe Collins/ Camp Buddies/ Dr. Seuss, gangster rapper/ Yahoo Answers

This week: The Legend of Waldo/ Jay-Z/ Jonathan Livingston Seagull talk/ Tommy raps like Jay-Z/ Tyler Perry's The Bible/ The Art of Tim Allen's grunt

This time: Antisocial Randy/ Rumpology, the study of rumps/ stupid songs/ Boston accents/ afterlife fights/ Jack Nicholson/ spelling bee fiasco/ The beemaster/ Kenny Loggins vs Eddie Money/ foreign movie titles/ Captains Planet and power

This week: Glock Winchester III/ Tommy rambles about crime and stuff/ Ice cream cone life lessons/ Greybeard/ Isn't Heisenberg a balloon?/ McD's receipt tattoo/ a very strict artist/ animal things/ Cheap Thrills

This week: Adele Dazeem/ The Oscars/Zombeavers/Zombassist/ Charlie Brown and Snoopy grow up/ Bobbing for trout/ Soylent Green is celebrities/ Eating your favorite celebrities/ Snowball, the living dead man/ National clown shortage/ Kurt Cobain's crying statue/ beard transplants and hipsters/ perverted America/ The Jacuzzi Floozies/ Tommy thinks Jennifer Lawrence is weird looking. Download and tell a friend to do the same!

A romantic Valentine's Day episode or something. To celebrate, Tommy and Randy write a Nicholas Sparks movie. Also: the three stages of drunk/ Robert Redford hair and concern lines/ Lex Luthor is not Lex Luger/ Tommy's drunk/ The sex life of Ron McDon/ Sweden's dirty Big Mac tactics/ A woman named Sexy/ the selfie causes the collapse of a country/ Tommy's romantic or something. Download and leave us a review on iTunes!