Sailor Business

Are you searching for someone's love? Do you have no way to express that other than becoming a celebrity and making hugely popular songs about it? Then, oh man, this is the episode for you. ANSWER FOR ME! And we're joined for this concert of an episode by new firend Emily Forscher to see if we can make a sick child's dreams come true! Send us your self-isolation thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

OK, we're all stuck in our homes, so we're getting back on track on this thing! Is it approproate that we're here with an episode about people all going over someone's house? Yeah, let's do this! And we're joined once again by our good friend Annie Craton to dive into it! Send us your self-isolation thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

It's been a minute, hasn't it? Yeah... first convention season started, then... well, things got crazy and now there's a pnademic... but hey! Here's a chibiside to tide you over! We will be back soon with the regular series, but don't you want to join Chris and our awesome pal Annie Craton in talking about the Sailor Moon roleplaying game? You KNOW you do! Send us your reprimands on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

OH MAN--did you want to see a Sailor Moon slasher movie episode? An episode where the scouts go camping and wind up in a Friday the 13th situation with an undead killer stalking them and their fellow campers? Well, too bad. That's not this, despite some teases. But we're NOT teasing when we say weve got super-friend Annie Craton on the show with us! Send us your camp stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Ok, this show just got a SECOND Dawn Summers. Oh, and did you know pop stars get to be police if they want to? Yeah, it's all true, and we're all a bit weirded out by it. Thankfully, we've got Kerin Cunningham back to talk us through it all! Send us your pop star police stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

The boys are keeping to their promise of doing an episode every 2 weeks by breaking out a Chibisode! This time, they are doing a deep dive into the lyrics of the new theme song for the final season of Sailor Moon--Sailor Star Song! And there may be a few digressions. Send us your interpretations on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

It's a new year, and we're going to be wrapping Sailor Stars in 2020! Almost positively. No, seriously... But we're back with this episode some of you have been waiting for, where usagi and Seiya go on a date! We're joined by new friend Kerin Cunningham to explore this... less-than-miracular romance? Send us your Useigi thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Hey, they're back! No, I don't mean us, though we are back... I mean X-FORCE! Time for a "joint concert" between the Three Mikes and Michelle! Lots of fun to unpack this time, and we've got our good friend Artlee King-Vasquez there with us for the fun! Send us your PokeBiz on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Oof, sorry for the dealy! But we're back and we're really cooking... with this cooking-themed episode! Get it? It's late at night, give me a break. But, good news, we're back with our old friend Artlee King-Vasquez to really... set the table for a good episode! Send us your constructive joke criticisms on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

It's a Luna episode! We delve deep into the heart of our favorite matronly-or-sisterly-depending feline, and figure out what makes her tick! We're back with our new friend Stella Cheeks to give Luna her shots! Send us your pet theories (get it?) on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're back with a full episode, getting right into more of the hard science this show is known for! That's right, aspiring scientists, make sure to bring your dreams and romanticism, because it's an Ami episode! We're joined this time by new friend Stella Cheeks to peer review the findings of the series! Send us your experimental data on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

While Jordan recovers from New York Comic Con, Chris speaks to Stella Cheeks for an all-new chibisode about her history with Sailor Moon... which involves her watching the entire series for the first time and falling in love with it this year! Send us your history with the moon on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Is she a director or is she a nun... or is she BOTH? That's right, it's the age-old tale of a nun who moonlights as a theatrical director as the Three Mikes take to the boards! But, oh man, this Nun has brought her strict ways to her directing! Thankfully, our good friend Shannon Manor is here with us to protect us from the mean lady. Send us your directorial notes on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

You think being a star is all fun and games? Oh you better think twice--it's no cakewalk. Get ready to learn about the hardship and serious work ethic it takes to be a pop idol. Think you have what it takes to be a pro? We're joined by out good friend Shannon Manor, to figure out how we feel about it. Send us your idol qualifications on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Another episode, and this time someone famous is joining the Scouts at their high school... and if you guessed it's the Three Lights, you are super right! And of course, it's up to our girls to show them all the different clubs at the school! Makes sense, right? Well, one thing that DOES make sense is having back Diana Restrepo to talk over it with us. Send us yourhigh school club affiliations on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We are back, and we're jumping into the beginning of the end! The final season of Sailor Moon enters it's final storyline, and we are loving it. Who are the Starlights and what is their deal? Get ready, because if you don't know their deal you will not be expecting it. We're joined by new friend Diana Restrepo to get into this. Send us your thoughts on this dream queen on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Get the glass out of your eyes, everyone--it's time for the end of Nehelenia! It took a season and a quarter, but Sailor Moon has finally beaten the queen of the black moon! And it totally makes sense this time! Ok, maybe not. But what does make sense is us having back Kel McDonald for this episode! Send us your thoughts on this dream queen on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

The Sailor Scouts are trapped in the Freddyverse, beset by evil dreams! But don't worry--much like Freddy, Nehelenia isn't particularly effective. You know who is effective, though? Our terrific guest, Kel McDonald, who returns to help us get through a slowish episode! Send us your bad dreams on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Guys, I am not going to lie to you--the horse is in flashback in this episode, and I was not amused. There's also a time paradox that makes no sense given everything that has happened before in the series, but all that is fine because, we're back with our friend Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press to watch it! Send us your time paradoxes on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Unlock a new episode of Sailor Moon--this time, one in which Mamoru is victimized! That's right, Mamo got hit with the old glass-in-the-eye and it's slowly but surely turning him evil! Wanna see him snuggle a mirror? You're gonna, as is returning friend Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press! Yay! Send us your mirror romance fantasies on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!