Sailor Business

Hey, it's the second episode of Sailor Star, and Sailor Moon is actually in it! Pretty exciting! And despite her getting kind of an ugly costume 'upgrade', it's a pretty good episode! Are we actually back to liking Sailor Moon again every week? I think we are! And we're here again with new friend Audrey DuBois of @SailorMoonSub! Hurrah! Send us your worst costume upgrades on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Oh My Goodness, we are finally beginning the FINAL SEASON of Sailor Moon! Or wait... is this the first season of an entirely different show called Sailor Stars? This is getting a little ridiculous, but we have been assured we are horse-free from here on in, so expect some good times! Joining us on this monumental occasion is Audrey DuBois of @SailorMoonSub! NOT in this episode, however, is Sailor Moon! Send us your hopes for Stars on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're diving straight into the dream hole again, and things are gonna get dark. Get ready for a marzipan castle made of metal, dream coffins for non-dead people, wads of sugar energy, and yes, a tricolor assortment of bonbon babies. We've reunited with our new friend Sagal Danan to see if there is any sweetness to be found in this SuperS(illy) Movie! Send us your SuperS(erious) opinions on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're touching on one more thing before we dive headling into the final season of Sailor Moon... the SuperS movie! Did you not get enough Chibi Usa romance in the main season? I hope not, because it's time to take a trip to Candyand with her new boytoy and we're bringing Sagal Danan with us on the trip! Send us your thoughts on mint pie vs. apple pie on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

It's finally here: a chibisode about the amazing Sailor Moon: The Super Live! That's right--we saw the actual real Sailor Scouts in actual person, Chris in Washington DC and Jordan in New York City! What did the Scouts do? We tell all about the songs, dances, jokes, and high fives along with our new friend Alex Roelofs who Chris met at the show! Send us your feelings on real life Sailor Scouts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're back with a short Ami story that originally ran before the SuperS movie, so it's appropriate that we cover it before the SuperS movie. That's right, ol' Math Book herself, Ami Mizuno/Anderson takes the spot light to worry about... studying for exams and test results! Are you shocked? Try to steady yourself, as artist Cassidy Stone rejoins us to get into Ami's "first love"! Send us your first love stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We've taking one last dip in the Horse river as we check out the Sailor Moon SuperS Special! An extra-long episode made up of three segments: one, a clip show; the second, a backdoor pilot for the best Sailor Moon spinoff of all time; and the last, a very divisive Chibi adventure. We cover all three in this one episode, and we're joined by our good friend Shannon Manor to skip through it all. Send us your votes for the best Sailor Moon spinoff on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

DO YOU WANT TO SEE A CAT KISS A MAN? Have you always wanted to see full frontal nudity of Luna but if she was a person? I am sure other things happen in this movie, but how can I possibly remember anything else from it, when those things both happened? Thankfully, we've got Allison Stock on the show, and she remembers what happened in it. Send us your vague memoties of it on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Get ready, "cat lovers"! Journey back with us into the world of Sailor Moon S, when X-Force was roaming around looking for blood, Chibi is slightly less annoying, and somewhere, (5-n) Witches scheme for a professor's attention. Yes, it's the Sailor Moon S Movie, where Luna falls in love and may be a person! Something that crazy, we gotta have Allison Stock with us to discuss it, am I right? Send us your tax advice on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

I know what you're thinking. "Guys--you just escaped from SuperS, why on Earth are you doing ANOTHER episode about this god forsaken horse?!?" We're going to attempt to do the impossible--we're going to revamp the season to try to MAKE IT GOOD. That's right--join us and Annie Craton as we attempt to FIX THE HORSE! Send us your revamps of the horse on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

THE END IS HERE! At least, the end of the horse. We've kicked the horse! Things will be a lot more stable going forward. Reveals are revealed, crystals are crystalized, and everyone is walking in the spider-webs. We're joined once more by SuperS-fan Danielle Jones who is not defending the horse, but does solve the mystery of Usagi's hair! Send us your hair theories on the season on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Oh, my goodness, it's the SECOND TO LAST episode of SuperS! Is it an episode where they have to rush to get everything they need to happen before the end of the season in? Or is it an episode where they stand around talking for an entire episode? It's BOTH! Thankfully, we're joined by SuperS-fan Danielle Jones to try to like this show again! Send us your final thoughts on the season on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're getting really close to the end of SuperS! So close that it's time for the villains we kind of like should change to being good guys for pretty much no reason! That's right, the Amazoness Quartet break good for the kicks! And speaking of the kick, that's why we're joined by returning guest Christie O'Brien-Murphy! Send us your reasons for turning good on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We are BACK after a LONG break... but can you blame us? We knew we would STILL be talking about the GOD DAMNED HORSE. We are THANKFULLY in the home stretch of Sailor Moon SuperS, and we're joined by returning guest Christie O'Brien-Murphy to suffer through the eternal equestrian terror. Send us your horse thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Meri Kurisumasu! This year, for our last episode of the year, we're bringing you a chibisode reviewing a Sailor Moon Christmas album, Merry Christmas!... in which not all of the songs are necessarily Christmassy? We're joined by most-frequent-guest-who-deserves-a-present, Betty Felon, to give our thoughts and holiday cheer! Send us your advice on how to get through this on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

The circus has come to town in a major way... like, roaming the streets and acting super creepy. Did you forget the entire city was caught in a spider-web? Because that's true, too. Endgame of SuperS approaches... and we're got our new friend Lauren Reyes back to help us prepare! Send us your advice on how to get through this on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Are you afraid of spiders? Well, don't worry, you don't actually see spiders in this episode, but there is a lot of evidence that spiders are around. The threat of spiders hangs heavy in the air in the form of the "thread" od spiders, giant webs! We're joined by long-time fan Lauren Reyes to get stuck in the plot strands! Send us your theories about cobwebs on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

OMG, an episode we ACTUALLY ENJOYED! Maybe it's due to low expectations, but the Scouts get tricked into volunteering at a coming of age ceremony, and the Amazoness Quartet are along for the ride! That's right, it's a weird random event where the good an bad guys meet! Fun times! And once again Cristina Gomez joins us to talk about the fun. Hurrah! Send us your coming of age stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Chibi has a boyfriend, and you will never believe who it is! Unless you think it's a horse, in which case you're right, she is dating a god damned horse. And Sailor Mercury knows what THAT means. We're back with Cristina Gomez to talk about this Three's Company-ass episode about Chibi's love life. YAY! Send us your understandings of horse dating on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Ever want to talk a lot about a pre-teen girl kissing a horse, but don't want to be caught on the kind of website that would talk about that? Well, it turns out we're doing that on our site, too. We all feel disgusting about it, yes. thankfully, Annie Craton is with us to talk through the trauma of this episode! Send us your personal horse-kiss trauma on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!