Sailor Business

A Chibi-sode this week in which Chris is joined by future-guest Cristina Gomez so she can tell him all about the MIXX comics edition of Sailor Moon! Send us your reminiscences of it on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Oh, great--it's another episode about Chibi and her stupid friends. You were all sick of the actual main Sailor Scouts being too much the center of attention in this show, right? You were hoping to follow much younger characters who are simultaneously more boring an more annoying, yeah? thankfully, delightful friend of the show Annie Craton is back to suffer alongside us! Send us the extent of your pain at watching this season on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com!And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

While Jordan was busy at New York Comic Con, Chris got together with friend of the show Shannon Manor for a Chibisode! This time, they look at Chapter 40, Dream 2 from the Sailor Moon manga, the age-swap episode... which also features some weird Ami stuff. Send us your magical family age-swapping stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Let's keep the spotlight on Reeny, I guess... with some character continuity regarding her interest in drawing! the gang meets a dumbass starving artist who teaches us the hazards of selling out... as written by professional animators. Plus: hear about 50 animes all better than Sailor Moon! We're joined once more by Angela Hanson to tell us all about it! Send us what animes YOU think are better than Sailor Moon on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Reeny is back in the spotlight along with her green-haired buddy as Sports Festival comes to her school! But what should be a Field Day of dreams turns into a Vault of Horrors when we learn that Chibi is a complete waste because there is one event she is no good at! We're joined by Angela Hanson to judge her harshly for her shortcomings! Send us what sporting events you are terrible at on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

In this episode, the true miracle romance of the show, the most popular ship of the fleet, BREAKS UP! That's right -- it's the end of Venus/Jupiter! That's right, when they both go for the same man (sort of?) that beatiful love is no more... but new attacks are born! Erika Chappell is back with us to mourn this loss! Send us your dental tips on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Get ready for what some would call the most disturbing episode of Sailor Moon of all time... the DENTIST EPISODE! Hold your toothbrushes close and keep some floss at the ready because cavities are the most common disease around, and they are trending! And we're joined by Erika Chappell to really drill down into this one for the sake of tooth health! Send us your dental tips on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

It's a Mars episode, and this time, once we finsih talking about school supplies for an obscenely long time, we get a victim with a major case of Single Rei Female as a little girl want to be Rei, who happens to be a total phony. But don't worry, Betty Felon is here to be on Rei's side and tell us what the nerdiest color is! Send us what scout your would creep on and replace on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

The show takes a total left turn with one of the characters, with Ami doing something we've never seen her do before... while in our podcast, one of the host FAILS to do something he's never failed to do before! And we're joined by one of our first guests, Betty Felon, to celebrate! Send us your completely out-of-character interests on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We are 3/4th of the way through ALL of the original Sailor Moon anime, and we're halfway through SuperS... which means we're bringing in the Amazoness Quartet as our new nemeses! And our guest Kel McDonald has brought spoilers that are not spoilers for the Anime because they don't do that stuff in the anme! Send us your non-spoilers on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Oh man--it's the last stand of serial harrassers the Amazon Trio, in an episode Chris says is a single banana! And can you believe Fish Eye is the one who kicks off their so-called redemption? No? Us neither. But we do have a great guest in Kel McDonald helping us bury these guys! Send us your redemption stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

This is it--the episode Cook Bookers have been waiting for! Or rather, the opening of an episode that Cook Bookers have been waiting for and then hoping we would all turn off before we see how terrible the episode gets after that brief moment of joy. Thankfully, our new friend Rebecca Reuland is here with us to wait through this long night in the rain! Send us your favorite dance partners on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Uh-oh... look out, Usagi! That beautiful lady is trying to steal your man! Or rather, that man pretending to be a beautiful lady is trying to steal your man! Or rather, that fish turned into a man masquerading as a beautiful lady is trying to... you know what? This is messed up. But good news! New friend Rebecca Reuland is back again to help us parse it! Send us your favorite kinds of fish on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

What's that they're saying on the news--you know, the news, where they tell us like important stories that matter--are they saying that the visiting Princess has a cold? OH NO! Don't worry everyone, my sources say she's faking so she can go to a street fair and steal balloons. Thankfully, good citizen and friend of the show Emily Panda Jarrell is on hand with up to the minute analysis! Send us your princess news on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Is this Black Swan? Is this Perfect Blue? No, it's the obligatory ballet episode of Sailor Moon! Did you know Usagi always wanted to be a prima ballerina but never made any efforts towards this goal in her life? Yeah--that sounds like her. Get ready for some behind-the-scenes drama, and we've brought our pal Emily Panda Jarrell back to commentate on it! Send us your ballet reviews on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're back into the show with a very special episode. Is it an Ami spotlight? Is it a Shingo spotlight? Is it SHIMI SHIPPING spotlight? That's right, there's a new miracle romance in town, and this one has its nose in a book and its elbows to the sky. We've brought back sisters Erin and Megan Kearney to get first crack at this love for the ages! Send us your Shimi shipping thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

It's time for a new Chibisode, and this one is a really funny one... Chris brings in legal expert Erin Kearney to go over just what kind of laws the villains or Sailor Moon are actually breaking! So... maybe Sailor Moon IS a crime fighter... by accident... Tell us what crimes YOU'VE broken on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Has Pegasus turned evil and begun attacking tractor trailers and making them crash to disrupt human supply lines in an effort to cripple humanity and take over the world? Anything is possible. Well, anythign but that--it's definitely not the case... but what IS happening is even weirder. And speaking of weird, we're joined by TWO guests, sisters Erin and Megan Kearney to talk about this horse mystery! Tell us about YOUR horse encounters on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

You like grumpy old ladies who are mean to everyone they meet? You know, a real Mrs. Deagle type who makes every person they meet hate them? Then, oh boy, have we got an episode for you! And hey...that couldn't be one of the best chefs in the world slumming it in a fruit Parlor, could it? Oh man, our great friend Ginny Otto is back to help us suss it out once again! Tell us about YOUR mean old lady encounters on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Is this the best Mina episode of the entire series? It might just be! Everyone's favorite Goddess of Love is two-timing, so don't let your children listen to this episode--they are too young to hear about such a thing! One person who isn't too young to hear it is our great friend Ginny Otto, here to help us figure it all out! Tell us about YOUR two-timing experiences on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!