Sailor Business

This is a difficult episode, people. Fisheye is not the most comfortable topic on this show, and there is a lot to dance around this week! Fisheye has become the muse of a fashion designer and becomes incredibly full of himself... it's pretty awk. But we're back with Leah Williams to get through this ordeal! Tell us how you coped with this one on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Get ready to learn some BAD parenting advice--NO, not from Jordan! From an angry sword-mother who wants to show her child how it's done by kicking her ass! We're joined by new friend Leah Williams to do the play-by-play! Tell us who your advice on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Just a little late, this week's chibisode takes Chris and Kel McDonald into the magical world of FAN FICTION! Specifically, we hear about their first fanfics... and then dive into an interactive fic from the internet archives! Tell us who your first fics on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

This week, Chris sits down with Annie Craton of The Jem Jam podcast to rank all the bosses and minibosses of Sailor Moon through Sailor Moon S! Is Jadite the business man of their desires? Will Alan and Ann take rootin their hearts? Will Tomoe teach them how to love? Tell us who your faves are on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

This week, it's the other half of the "Cookbook Has a Type" series where Amy falls in with a widowed car mechanic who knows how cars feel. And if there's a widow in play, you just know the Madam Killer has to get involved. That's right, we're back to Hawk's Eye, joined by Emily E. Meo and we're all going to make the best of things together. Tell us how YOUR car feels on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Hoo boy. This episode is something else entirely. You'd never believe you'd be longing for Tiger's Eye, but you will when you get into this...complicated Fish Eye plot. We're joined by Emily E. Meo to sift through it and try to make sense of things. Tell us your thoughts on this one on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Time to dress up as a ninja and spy on your loved ones, because it's a brand new episode of Sailor Moon! Featuring classic Sailor Moon moments like teenage girls seeing grown-ass men fully nude! That's right--Usagi cannot trust Mamo to spend ONE NIGHT with Rei without exposing himself, and our new friend Stephanie Moor is here to help us judge him. Tell us your judgments of him on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Every once in a while, a young person has a teacher that really moves them, opening their minds to learning and changing their lives forever. Other times, you have total crap teachers who suck. This episode is about the latter. We're joined with new friend Stephanie Moor to learn how not to be a teacher. Tell us what YOU learned from this on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

What on Earth is that bootleg-looking garbage there? Is that some Planet Girl, Dollar Store knockoff or some sort? No--it's the so-called "Saban Moon", the Americanized Sailor Moon adaptation that was pitch and, thankfully, stuck down. This week, Chris and Annie Craton talk about this crazy cartoon that never was! Let us know your thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Hey--who is that girl from Makoto's past who looks suspiciously like Ami and who Mako-chan seems to get all watery-eyed thinking about? Why, it's a 15-year old best-selling lady George R. R. Martin! Join us with returning guest Artlee King-Vasquez to do some literally analysis on this lady! Let us know your shipping theories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

It's a Cat Episode! Hang on--don't get too excited--it's an Artemis Episode. Wait... is Artemis in love with a nun? Holy crap, did he have a KITTEN with a nun?!? All this and more uncomfortable conversations about human/animal relations along with returnign guest Artlee King-Vasquez await! Let us know how uncomfortable you were on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're back with the lackluster send-off of two major Sailor Moon characters dating back to the pilot episode... it's the LAST Molly and Melvin plot! Say goodbye to "Molvin" aka "Uminaru" along with new friend Amanda Redmond! Send your farewells to us on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

FINALLY, an episode of Sailor Moon that address that age-old debate... pink horse or blue hippo? We get to the bottom of this incredibly controversial topic, as well as other, simpler topics like man/girl relationships, along with our friend Amanda Redmond! Let us know where YOU stand on the horse v. hippo debate on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Because (we imagine) the fans (maybe?) demanded it (really?)... It's an episode focused on Usagi's mother, Ikoku Tsukino! And this is one Mom I'd Like to Find-out-about-the-dreams-of, wouldn't you? We go into this mother along with help from our new friend Emily Yoshida! Your mother should know she can find us on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Happy New Years, Trashpiles! What better way to ring it in than keeping your M on some SB? And how about horses? Was you 2017 lacking in horses? This episode is gonna have all the horses you need for the year! We're joined by Emily Yoshida to horse around with Sailor Moon SuperS! Let us know your Sailor Moon horse thoughts on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

MERRY CHRISTMAS! For the holiday, we have a chibisode checking out Azuma Kiyohiko's Sailor Moon doujinshi, A-Zone! We read volumes 1, 2, and 4, and lament that volume 5 is not yet translated. Plus, a little holiday...bonus? Eh, you'll see. Let us know your Sailor Moon holiday stories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Time to jump head first into the start of Sailor Moon season 4, AKA Sailor Moon SuperS... or Sailor Moon Super S... or Sailor Moon Superses? Something like that. Get ready for some serious horseplay... and Shannon Manor is back with us again to kick it off and we are all ready for weirdness! Let us know your thoughts on this episode on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

We're back for the last episode of Sailor Moon R...oh, no wait, this is the totally pointless, waste of time that is the ending of Sailor Moon S! But should have been basically the ending of Sailor Moon R? Thankfully, Shannon Manor is here to destroy the episode for us as we get back into the main series! Let us know your thoughts on this episode on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Another chibisode? Holidays are getting in our way, but yes! More chibi-fun, this time with the guys tackling your favorite fan theories? Is Jadeite Wiseman? Is Chibimoon Usagi? Is Molly everyone else? We decide the answers arbitrarily once and for all! Let us know your favorite fan theories on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!

Happy Thanksgiving, Trashpiles! Welcome to our Chibisode that answers the question...what if? What if the Senshi had become Beryl's henchmen instead of the Four Kings? What if the Senshi were not reborn after Season one? What if Mercury was the first Sailor Scout? these questions and more are explored across the multiverse! Let us know your answers on twitter @SailorBusiness or through email at sailorbusinesspodcast@gmail.com! And, as always--thanks for supporting the Sailor Business Patreon... it makes all this possible!