Sailor Business

Hope you like dirt bikes! Or, failing that, I hope you like ladies with tire crotches! That's right--we're gonna find out that girlies CAN win bike races as it turns out Haruka is a racing star! Can she and Sailor Moon put their differences aside to beat some villins? Not really, no! But we're haning with Toni Intelisano and watching the show all the same! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Patronize us! We dare you!

For some reason, everyone's got it in their heads that all Ami wants to do is study! Why would people think that? It's really hurting Ami's feelings, guys, there's a lot more to her than studying. Like...uh... swimming! Right! Swimming! Dive into this Ami episode along with Toni Intelisano and give it your all, or you're a coward! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Patronize us! We dare you!

No, Haruka! you mustn't look at Makoto that way! That way you look at someone who you are totally cool with tearing the heart out of and leaving them to die! It's unforgivable! That's right--it's the "Jupiter has a cursh on Uranus and Uranus is ok with Jupiter dying" episode! And we're lucky that Christie O'Brien-Murphy is back to help us deal with what is and is not the issue here! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Become a patron today!

Let's dance! Put on your red shoes and dance the blues until your dance partner becomes a tentacle trap! That's right, it's time for romance with an affection/best friend contest for who wins that prize all couples/best friends want... to... light up a giant heart statue... in a big paved park. Ah well. But, it's a great episode with Pizza Coffee's own Christie O'Brien-Murphy is here to get us through! PLUS: we just started a Sailor Business Patreon! Become a patron today!

Remember your first kiss? Or perhaps even, remember the first kiss ever, between Adam and Eve? Pretty romantic, right? I know all us trash piles have been saving ourselves for that first kiss with our destined garbage, and this episode is all about that. Once more Annie Craton from The Jem Jam Podcast is here to help us navigate the complicated emotional world of smooching in this crazy life we live. Pucker up!

A whale swimming through space. A lemon bouncing on a violin. Seven milkshakes and two cups of tea. A romantic date with four tagalong guests. These are a few of the mind-bending things you will witness in this week's episode. Thankfully, Annie Craton from The Jem Jam Podcast is back to help us understant the ununderstandable. And DO NOT FORGET, we have a BOB FLOY t-shirt up for the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

New scouts appear?!? Yeah, they do. But what about that hot boy who shows up? You know, who looks exactly like one of those lady scouts? No worries, all-star guest Allison Stock is here to help the boys sort through it all...and it gets crazy. PLUS: holy cow, we have a BOB FLOY t-shirt up for the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Get ready for an education as this week we learn about what can happen when a young girl and a man go to an old, abandoned mansion for some alone time. Spoiler: it's not what you think! And we've got fan-favorite guest Allison Stock back to watch with us! PLUS: keep an eye on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club for a brand new T-Shirt!

Enter: Sailor Moon S! Finally, we leave behind all the superstitious nonsense that was so pervasive in the crystals and tarot cards of Sailor Moon R and get to some REAL SCIENCE with S! Get ready for a season of amature heart surgery! And we even have Dr. Devon White to confirm all the medically accurate science of this episode. And I think you still have a little time to get that Pizza Coffee shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

We're back again with THE WORST, MOST B.S. EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON EVER. Seriously, we cannot even believe this counts as an episode. It's the most bogus...uhg. Anyway, we're back, and we've brought Dr. Devon White to suffer through the end of R with us!And don't forget to support us by buying a Pizza Coffee shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

It's the end of Sailor Moon R! All the plotlines are tied up and it would make no sense for there to be another episode after this, so...yeah, this is the end! We fare well to Wicked Lady and Chibi Usa, and we've got Kat Kuhl of the One Shot Podcast back to see off her favorite character and one of her favorite episodes! AND there's an all-new Pizza Coffee shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Yes, yes--LOATHE EVERYTHING! That is the new theme of Sailor Business as we come to terms with nearing the end of Sailor Moon R! We have been enveloped by darkness! Except, who can stay upset when we've brought Kat Kuhl of the One Shot Podcast back on the show? Can she make the boys love Chibi??? AND there's still teim to buy the HELLYESmeraude shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

We're back, with both hosts having moved homes, and we've got a bonus episode based on a recent Sailor Moon development: the release of Moon Animate Make-Up 2! The boys are joined by Annie Craton from the Jem Jam to answer a bunch of listener questions and watch this fan-made animated tribute to th Clash of the 10 Warriors! AND there's still teim to buy the HELLYESmeraude shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Ever since he first appeared, Sailor Moon fans have been asking--nay--demanding that we take a break from those boring old Sailor Scouts and take some time to focus on everyone's favorite character, Saphir! No, wait...no one wanted that ever. And yet, here we are! Also returning is our friend Catie Donnelly to help us discoverer who the Wiseman's boss is! And also--pick up a Yakkety yak cat from outer space shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Get in your time machine and head straight to '90s Hot Topic, it's time for the birth of Wicked Lady! Is this episode awesome or totally stupid? Is Sailor Moon R somehow tricking us all into thinking it was good? Returning guest Catie Donnelly joins us to go deep into Chibi's psychology! PLUS--pick up a Yakkety yak cat from outer space shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

We're still stuck in the future, guys. It's the 30th Century, and there is a dragon. Don't worry, future crystal computers can make a wireframe of the dragon, so it's not a problem. Sigh. But wait, Shannon Manor is back with us again to say fairwell to Hellyesmeraude! Oh, and hey--get your own Yakkety yak cat from outer space shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Two, that's right, TWO TIMES the Tuxedo Mask! Just what no one on earth was asking for! At least one of them spends some time on a hang glider. We're still trapped in the future, which is not our favorite thing...and we learn all about the upcoming ICEAGE. Thankfully, Shannon Manor warms us with the heat of her fury at the episode! Plus, take a look into your own future--owning out all new shirt from the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

It's June the 30th, so you know what that means...USAGI'S BIRTHDAY! This year, we did a full-length bonus episode to celebrate, talking about milkshake etiquette, sandwiches, friend-making skills, scaredy-catness, and answer a handful of audience questions. And, once again, we are joined by Betty Felon for the festivities! Plus, why not get your self a present: our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club!

Strap in, trash piles--it's an all-new strong contender for the worst episode of Sailor Moon ever! Who would have thought the scouts all teaming up to travel to the future would be so uninteresting! Prepare yourself for walking-into-the-wind action! And a genie that's not a genie! And...generally a story that makes no sense! Thankfully, Vanessa Leslie has agreed to suffer through the episode along with us! Plus--pick up our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club before it's LOST IN TIME!