Sailor Business

Oh man, all you Chibi-Usa fans out there are in luck! And all you real people who actually exist, hang in there! We will do our best to make this episode bearable. There are two droids--for no reason--who make a school of kids go crazy--for no reason--and we have Vanessa Leslie with us--for a GOOD reason--to help discuss it! Plus--pick up our Kind-Hearted Girl Genius T-shirt on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club before it disappears!

Get out your math books, it's an episode spotlighting Ami Mizuno (or is it MI-zuno)! Ami has yet again gained the highest score in her class on a test...but this time, Melvin and company have CAUGHT AMI CHEATING! How can this be! Our pal Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press is back to help weigh the evidence against Ami! Plus--an all-new T-Shirt is going up on the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club that might just be related to the episode!

Because no one demanded it...it's an ARTEMIS-centric episode! That's right--Artemis goes solo this week, coincidentally stumbling upon a Nega-Moon plot to...do something evil involving an animal shelter? It's all pretty confusing. Thankfully, friend of the show Amanda Meadows of Devastator Press returns to help us through another cat episode! Plus--don't forget, my trashpiles, to pick up a "Moon Pudding" T-Shirt at the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club before it's gone for good!

The "Block of Wood" gets a spotlight as all the Sailor Scouts are struck down by disease except goddess of love, Minako Aiko! Considering that she owns a custom nurse outfit, you would assume she's good at taking care of people, right? RIGHT? Our friend Anita Petrie joins us again to nurse the series back to health! Plus--don't forget, my trashpiles, to pick up a "Moon Pudding" T-Shirt at the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club at http://sailorbusiness.teetoki.com/ before it's gone for good!

The Miracle Romance Returns! That's right--heterosexuality rears its normative reinforcing head once more as Serena/Usagi/Sailor Moon gets back together with Darien/Mamoru/Tuxedo Mask! Jordan rejoices, Chris winces, and our new guest Anita Petrie joins us from Bangkok! Plus--don't forget, my trashpiles, to pick up a "Moon Pudding" T-Shirt at the Sailor Business T-Shirt Club at http://sailorbusiness.teetoki.com/ before it's gone for good!

Now, this is more like it--in this week's episode, Sailor Moon takes on an ALL YOU CAN EAT CAKE BUFFET! Guess what happens? A new shop has opened in the Juban district...and all is not as it seems. It's everything that makes Sailor Moon great shoved in your face until you cannot eat another bite! Thankfully, Annie Craton from the Jem Jam was hungry enough to come back for a second helping...YUM!

Wow--it's time for the 75th episode of Sailor Moon...and to mark the occasion, the creators apparently decided to make the worst episode of the series! Well, so far, at least. It's so epically dumb and booooooooriiiiing. But, don't worry! We suffered through it so you don't have to, and we forced Annie Craton from the Jem Jam to watch it as well! So, just listen to this instead of watching the episode, for once.

Oh, man! Sailors Mercury, Mars, Jupiter, and Venus have all been abducted by aliens! Now, it's up to Sailor Moon, a five-year-old, two cats, and a man in a Tuxedo to save them. Except the man and the cats aren't really much help. Sailor Moon authority Artlee King-Vasquez returns to help us navigate our way through the defeat of Sailor Moon R miniboss, Rubeus! Get ready for some good-time crucifixion!

With the Spectre Sisters in the rear view, we move forward into the "Toonami" era of Sailor Moon....and with an echoing laugh, say hello to "HellYesmeraude"! It feels like it's been three years since the last episode...from a certain point of view. We're joined by Sailor Moon authority Artlee King-Vasquez to delve into the so-called "lost" episodes as we continue Sailor Moon R! ARRRRRRR!

It's come to this: the final episode of the original syndicated DIC run of Sailor Moon! It's not the end of the season, it's not even the end of a main villain, but for some reason, THIS is where Sailor Moon "ended" for three years (and for Jordan, for about fifteen years). The final fate of the sinister Spectre sisters is decided, and Emily Capettini is back to wrap things up for this original run. WOOO!

OH MAN--you better STRAP IN because you are in for some PULSE-POUNDING CHESS MATCHES this week! That's right: get your butt down to that cake-looking building called Chess Tower and prepare for the most deadly game of chess since that one Harry Potter movie! We're joined by Emily Capettini for the most awesome chess commentary you've ever listened to! CHECK!

Get ready for Sailor Moon R to take a turn, as the Spectre Sisters enter their final saga! First up, Katsy/Koan takes the spotlight as we get her particular views on love. She really should smoke fewer cigarettes, though. Of course, we bring back Betty Felon to take on this episode as her favorite Black Moon Clanswoman takes on her favorite Sailor Scout!

Get ready for the Mamo-Cycle's debut, as the show takes a turn for the tuxedo, focusing on the male half of the miracle romance: Mamoru Chiba! He could be bounded in a crystal and count himself king of infinite life, were it not that he has bad dreams! Wow, I cannot believe I wrote that. Anyway, we've brought Betty Felon back to the show to delve into Tokyo's Dark Knight...and Usagi's deep emotions! Hop on!

Gather 'round, Trash Piles, and join us once more at the altar of Sailor Moon, here under the great stained glass rabbit with a really wonky leg that looks like it's been broken or something. Technical difficulties cannot stop us from bringing you new episodes...at least not for that long...so Chris and Jordan are back once more with Lissa Pattillo to discuss the big showdown of the ten or maybe eleven warriors! Join Us!

Grab your swimsuits, Sailor Business is hitting the beach yet again--this time, a remote island with just one (luxirious) bungalow on it that happens to be right near a volcanic island of dinosaurs. No big. On their dip into this ocean of madness, Jordan and Chris are joined by Lissa Pattillo to debate this Loch Ness Mess. Prepare for a Vacation Eruption!

You, there, might you be feeling anxious about your life? For an unhappy person like you, this podcast is perfect! Let's have some Sailor Business, and we can both be unhappy!!! And if that doesn't convince you, thankully, the boys have brought Allison Stock back to talk about Avocado people and curry cooking! YUM!

Grab your choice of drink for chugging and strap in--this ones a goody. Are crystals really magic? How do you make angry lesbians? How much liquid can fit in Usagi's stomach? All these questions and more are discussed as the Scouts go to a charm store! Meanwhile, Chris and Jordan are joined by Allison Stock, who brings tales of child vigilantes, funeral ceremonies, and TM Soup. Hurrah!

It's a rainy day, and somehow, you've Karmically wound up here with Sailor Business, completely at random! It was not planned at all. But...if you're sad and longing to go home to your parents, then this episode is for you! Once again, we're joined by Shivaun Hoad to decide how we are happiest, rain or shine. Good times!

Time to get tough, everyone! This week, we all sign up for Protection Aesthetics, the hot new martial arts fitness craze exclusively for incredibly attractive women! That's right, everyone's favorite monster/pervert, Gramps, has a new scheme to get near the ladies...and we all get to watch through little holes in the door. Not to worry, Chris and Jordan are joined by Shivaun Hoad to work their way through this minefield of an episode.