Fistshark Marketing

The executives attempt to stake their claim on the hottest new health craze, Dean Cain has opened a lemonade stand, and Trunculo returns with an innovation in information delivery. In this episode: (00:45) Dean's Lemonade(09:00) Blade Cleanse(19:20) Trunculo Lens

The executives discuss their successful summer camp for the children of doomsday preppers and make plans to put a sensual spin on the best selling book of all time. Meanwhile, Craig the Intern has been especially lax in his duties. In this episode: (00:25) Prepper Camp(09:20) Fifty Shades of Christ(17:40) Life without Craig

A bold branding effort tries to elevate the most tragic of meals, Christopher Lambert presents a new television pilot, and the executives try to pursue the ultimate short-term consumer. In this episode: (00:25) Christopher Lambert's Worm Time(10:55) Sadsghetti(18:05) The Declining Health Industry

Another of Miley Cyrus' scientific endeavors results in unanticipated consequences, a charitable foundation is established to help the least unfortunate, and the chameleon-like qualities of Michael Cera are explored. In this episode: (01:05) Miley's Batmobile(11:50) Michael Cera, Master Impressionist(18:50) The Make A Demand Foundation  

Paul Rudd's plans to revolutionize casual dining meet with some resistance, Mario Lopez works on developing his bad boy image, and the executives devise a new service to protect their clients. In this episode: (00:35) Walter Dementulos(02:15) Ruddfückers(10:45) No More Whoopsie-Penis(18:30) The Crimes of Mario Lopez

The search is on for an infinitely versatile resource, new security measures are implemented in the FistShark offices, and our executives seek justice in the matter of Craig the Intern. In this episode:  (00:45) FistShark v. Craig T. Intern(11:05) Medal Detectors(19:40) McConaughunt  

Our executives are hard at work developing the television event of the season, clients are keen to get their holiday albums selling in stores, and it's Caitlin's turn to take charge of a FistShark Marketing Christmas tradition. In this episode: (01:00) Live Birth of the Christ(12:00) Sounds of the Season(18:20) Christmas Meat

The horrible truth behind a long-running campaign is at risk of being exposed, Dean Cain is obsessed with rehearsing his ultimate performance, and the team reflects on how they prefer to take their coffee. In this episode: (00:45) Coffee(11:40) Gerber Baby Farm(22:40) Rehearsing Cain

Our executives try to cash in on the biggest cultural phenomenon of the twenty-first century before it's too late, a new museum reeks of product possibilities, and opportunities abound at the intersection of faith and fast food. In this episode: (00:40) McMass(12:15) The Selfie Economy(20:20) Stench of Death

An overabundance of poultry is making life a challenge in the FistShark office, a lapse in litigious fervor seems ripe for exploitation, and Vince Vaughn becomes what he's always aspired to be. In this episode: (00:40) Too Many Chickens(11:25) Vince Centvaughn(19:45) Rule Thirty-Frozen

The team's ambitions for Dog Island take a terrifying turn, a recently-released product is putting grins on faces in an unexpected way, and the race is on to find the perfect posterior.   In this episode:   (00:30) Dr. Nightscream Calling(02:40) Stank Puffs(10:30) Game of Bones(16:35) The Ass Gap     "Dr. Nightscream Calling" written and performed by Toby Deshane.

A potential PR disaster looms for Dr. Nightscream, and only FistShark Marketing can save him. Meanwhile, Jim introduces a new club sensation who aims to raise awareness of a public health crisis and Craig the Intern's girlfriend becomes an issue for the office. In this episode: (01:20) Funky Buttblood(09:05) Instant Diabetes(15:20) Craig's Girlfriend

Our team tries to glamorize the men and women working tirelessly to keep our streets safe from drugs. Plus, products from the mind of Brett Michaels, and Val Kilmer takes up a new form of street performance. In this episode: (00:00) Brett Michaels(11:25) The War on Drugs(17:05) Kilmercatures

The team discusses why Ron Perlman has been crouching around the office lately, Vince Vaughn has a problem with intellectual theft, and Jim wants to pick up an abandoned property. In this episode: (00:00) Vince Vaughn is a Lazy Plagiarist(08:15) The Living Bicycle(14:50) Breaking Badder

In this week's meeting, the executives discuss putting to work an as yet unexploited company asset and fulfill their Fun Committee obligation to make plans for the annual Halloween party. In this episode: (00:00) Halloween Party(14:15) The Satanists Downstairs

A fantastic adventure awaits young and old, as the team is tasked with selling a fantasy board game. Also, a new book promises to spice up bedtime activities, Craig visits the veterinarian, and Jim makes another questionable acquisition. In this episode: (00:00) DungeonKroeger(08:50) Craig has Rabies(14:50) 100 Ways to Drive a Woman Crazy in Bed(21:15) Old Cold Piss

A health crisis rocks the FistShark office as Caitlin contracts what is almost certainly a life-threatening illness. Meanwhile, Dean Cain fails to show up for work and the executive team finally has a face-to-face meeting with Bono Vox. In this episode: (00:00) Dr. Nightscream(08:25) Scheduling Cain(14:55) Bono's New Album  

A new client gets our executives chomping at the bit to learn more about his "Tasty Treats." Also, the team starts laying groundwork for a new reality television series starring Gordon Ramsay and an issue of semantics identifies a previously untapped niche market. In this episode: (00:00) Gordon Ramsay's Dog Island(07:25) Giant Gummi Bears(14:15) Tasty Treats

Our team struggles with the challenges of protecting Miley Cyrus from herself, while Val Kilmer can't seem to get the internet to steal his very private photos. Plus, found footage from Slaatvania is repackaged as variety programming, and a recent acquisition needs to be offloaded quickly. In this episode: (00:00) Val's Nudes(07:34) Gulag(13:17) Miley Wants To Fly(20:23) Dumpster Full of Spines

The team examines some new merchandising projects for Kevin Sorbo. Also, they deal with the fallout of a children's beauty competition gone awry, a new local celebrity is primed for superstardom, and Craig celebrates a birthday. In this episode: (00:00) Kevin Sorbo's Kevin Sorbets(05:50) Craig's Birthday(11:50) Cool Christmas(21:25) Lil' Squirts Beauty Pageant