Jumbled

Tattoo artist and filthy minded person Lacey Carriere joins us this week and talks about some disgustingly hilarious stories she's heard from clients! We talk about having a prince Albert, genital tattoos, colostomy bags, the almighty sky wizard & more about dicks and stuff! Check out Lacey on IG! - misslaceytattoos Thanks to Audible for sponsoring! Check out audibletrial.com/jumbled for your free audiobook and free trial, ya freaks! Become a Jumbled patron at patreon.com/jumbled! As always, please remember to RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

News flash: we're perverts! This episode is definitely NOT for virgin ears. We do a lot of talk about sex and porn (including shock porn videos that you have heard of, and probably have seen), as well as Jonny's recent vacation and Jonny's dog's favorite show. Shout out to Audible for sponsoring this episode! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled for your free audiobook and 30-day free trial! Become a patron of the podcast by visiting patreon.com/jumbled! As always, RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Preesh! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Today's episode features LITERALLY the first time Joe and Zach recorded a test episode. Filled with plenty of awkward silence and mic bumps, this episode will also introduce you to the first time traveler... Charles Manson. Novels incoming at an uncertain future date. Thanks to Audible for sponsoring! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled for your free 30-day trial and audiobook! Become a Jumbled patron over at patreon.com/jumbled! As always, RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE us with your friends, family, or foes! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Zach is all by his lonesome this time around but somehow manages to squeeze an hour out. Topics discussed include Zach's legendary Fortnite prowess, replacing iPhone batteries, Not A Flame Thrower, Megan Markle is a robot, Zach doesn't know the royal family and more! Thanks to Audible for sponsoring Jumbled! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled to get your free audiobook and 30-day trial! Become a patron at Patreon.com/jumbled! And as always, please RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Joe once again has infiltrated the podcast without even speaking word one. We talked a lot about gardening even though we are constantly giving Joe a hard time about the very same topic, Jonny (somewhat) recants his emotions about Star Wars, Roseanne's ambien-fueled racism and more! Check out audibletrial.com/jumbled for some high-quality ear candy and a free trial to ONLY THE BEST AUDIOBOOK RETAILER ON THE MARKET. We treat you too good. Become a Jumbled patron at patreon.com/jumbled! And as always, please RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Zach's not feeling well this week, so no fresh recording. Instead, you get the first iteration in The Best of Jumbled series! Tons of bits were included, including everyone's favorite booty bandit (J-Rod), Joe's never-ending gardening BS, watermelon pass out day, and more! Thanks to Audible for sponsoring the podcast! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled and get your free 30-day trial and audiobook! Become a sponsor at patreon.com/jumbled! As always, please RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Just Jonny and Zach recording this week, and boy was it nice to not be talked over! Topics discussed include older dudes driving their garage-made dune buggies in the Springtime, A BUNCH of superhero talk, keeping calm while dealing with parking lot assholes, and accidentally getting into the wrong car. Shout out to Audible, who is bringing you this episode! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled and be one of the smart ones that cashes in on a free audiobook and trial subscription to Audible's insane catalog! Become an official Jumblenaut (that's what you all have just now been deemed) by supporting the podcast on patreon! patreon.com/jumbled As always, please RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Jonny doesn't like Star Wars, Zach and Joe have no idea what League of Legends is (but think it's related to Paul Bunyan), and Jonny still won't let go of this whole commercial airplane poop bomb myth. Thanks to our sponsor, Audible! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled for your free stuff! Consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/jumbled! As always, please RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music:I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Jonny had to deal with some other stuff, so Joe jumped in to get another episode pounded out! Zach gives himself the moniker of "the Ron Popeil of Podcasting," Joe (of course) talks about his yard/gardening, & we catch up with what the other 4 dudes in *NSYNC have been up to all these years. Thanks to our sponsor, Audible! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled for your free audiobook and 30-day trial! Become a patron by heading over to patreon.com/jumbled and help keep your favorite podcast about nothing going! As always, please RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Thanks, all! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Zach, Jonny, & Jer pump out another conspiracy episode. Topics discussed include: J-Rod is still haunting our dreams (AND OUR ASSHOLES), were the pyramids placed here by extra-terrestrials, how big IS a waterbear (the answer is "dog-sized"), mommy (Jonny) & daddy (Jer) have a political argument in an alien-themed episode, & MORE! Go visit audibletrial.com/jumbled and get your free 30-day trial & audiobook! Y'welcome! Become a patron at patreon.com/jumbled! As always, RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Get pumped! Bodybuilder & mini Hulk Larry Hill is with us this week talking fitness. Think Zach went for fast food or something in the middle. Jonny picked up the slack and had tons of questions and Larry was nice enough to oblige. We talk about Larry's journey, anabolic steroid use in bodybuilding, why every bodybuilder is far too tan & much more! Make sure to check Larry out on YouTube, Instagram, & Snapchat! Thanks to Audible for bringing this episode to you! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled for a free audiobook and 30-day free trial! Become a Jumbled patron at patreon.com/jumbled! As always, RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Zach actually made it this time, and boy was it a doozy of a podcast! Much more alien talk including bases on the moon, one of the surviving aliens from the Roswell crash and his butthole revenge, and much much more. Enjoy! Thanks to our sponsor, Audible! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled and get your free 30 day trial and free audiobook. AND ALL BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU. Become a Jumbled patron by visiting patreon.com/jumbled. And as always, RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque Technical difficulties music: Glee Club Polka Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License, http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The guys are back to release an action-packed episode! Tons of recap from the UFC 223 event that took place this past weekend, 90s action movies & their dream-like state, & steroids in pro athletes. Thanks to our sponsor, Audible! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled for your free 30-day trial and audiobook. Prepare for some ear candy! Wanna be a Jumbled patron? patreon.com/jumbled As always, RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Zach was not prepared in the least bit for this episode, so Jonny put the episode on his back and everything turned out fine! The guys talk about the Easter bunny, Jonny sets up his studio far from his angry stenographer, Jonny's scene kid haircut, and Zach's goofy freshman year picture. Thanks to our sponsor, Audible! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled for your free stuff. Your mother and I don't have room for it anymore. Wanna be a Jumbled patron? patreon.com/jumbled As always, RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

The guys are back together after Zach's week hiatus. We talk about choir, a new potential Jumbled tier, and lizard Zuckerberg. Thanks to our sponsor, Audible! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled for your free 30-day trial & free audiobook. No, YOU are the best! Consider becoming a patron at patreon.com/jumbled! As always, RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! We appreciate you! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

In this week's episode, a Zachless Jonny & his friend Jer dig into the topic of aliens. Are we alone? Do they only exist in Mel Gibson's mind? Come on in, let's talk about it. Thanks to our sponsor, Audible! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled for your free 30-day trial & free audiobook. Are you a dummy? NO?! Prove it by picking up an (audio)book! Wanna be a Jumbled patron? Easy! Visit patreon.com/jumbled and give what you feel comfortable with giving. As always, RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

The guys are coming off of a good news high and are pumped to get another podcast buttoned up! Allie is revising her angry email (likely to Zach), Jonny loses all composure when he comes across a kid blowing on a bottle and a new fact checker emerges from the mist. Thanks to Audible for sponsoring! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled and get your free audiobook! Wanna be a patron? We (will) have new tiers! patreon.com/jumbled As always, RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

This sub-hour episode is only lacking in length, but as we all know, it's not the size of the episode... but it's mostly the girth of the episode that matters. Tons of laughs in this one! We talk about Ed Hochuli and how he might be an undercover blobfish, some more random questions and what human body part we would nix if we had to. Thanks to our sponsor, Audible! Check out audibletrial.com/jumbled for some free stuff, namely a 30-day trial and an audiobook! Wanna be a Jumbled patron? Go ahead, come on over to patreon.com/jumbled! As always, please RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Jumbled is 1 year old! Thanks for sticking with us through all our scatter-mindedness. Topics discussed this week include guns, Olympics wrap-up, the miscommunication of Joe Oxley and more! Thanks to our sponsor, Audible! Check out audibletrial.com/jumbled for a free 30-day trial and audiobook! Consider becoming a Jumbled patron! patreon.com/jumbled As always, please RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque

Jonny bails last minute and Joe steps in so there isn't a sh*tty little 30 minute ramblefest. Preesh ya, Joe! More poop talk, 90s sitcom talk, mediocre Olympian talk, and more! Thanks to our sponsor, Audible! Head over to audibletrial.com/jumbled to get your free audiobook and 30-day free trial! If you want to become a patron to Jumbled, head over to patreon.com/jumbled! Thanks, and as always, please RATE, REVIEW, SUBSCRIBE, & SHARE! Intro/outro music: I dunno by grapes (c) copyright 2008 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. http://dig.ccmixter.org/files/grapes/16626 Ft: J Lang, Morusque