Defocused

Spirally slow-motion spinny-ma-jig. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

These roostings are making me so chicken. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I went to journalism school, I know that’s past tense. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

If the oats are hydrated in a forest and no one is around to see it did they really happen overnight? Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Constant illumination is the enemy of suspense. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I swear to god, Gary Busey plays someone’s cop partner in a movie. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Predator S Maxes, or whatever. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

How is predalien babby formed? Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Not to be those people, which we always are. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I very closely associate Jason Derulo with Jason Derulo. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I’ll give you stars on your bellies. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

This isn’t your daddy’s Pixar movie. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

This whole scene takes place between his legs. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I’m also glad you didn’t die. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Don’t hack me, bro. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

You should be thankful that I stayed awake for this whole thing. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Spock’s always in the last place you look. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Please, The Fourth Wall is my father, call me Fourth. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

A couple dozen more viewings and you’re going to love it. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

$300,000 plus a restaurant bar in Arcadia. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.