Defocused

I was going Boondock Saints and you went Lion King. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Work your way down to the feet. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I’m a Millennial, reward me. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The soup isn’t the important part of the story. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

What I refer to as ‘Hammock Mode’. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I just give up and let the movie hit me in the eyes. Die Another Day (2002) Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Bad, dull, gray potato of a movie. “The World Is Not Enough” (1999) Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

They met at Señor Frog’s. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I had a very low user number on the yo-yo forum. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

It’s not escalated, it’s elevated.

Do you remember the beverage ‘Milk’? Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Send The Bobs Into Apple. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

You don’t understand the sincerity of a hug. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

What if it just turns you into bushes? Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

The Magic Eye of Canadian Accents. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I look like a bearded egg wearing an Edge beanie. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

If you wanna be my Jesus, gotta get with my spice. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

James Bond would not be so gauche. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

I am everyone’s sports dad. Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.

Welcome to Dudecember, everybody! Joe Rosensteel and Dan Sturm.