Myopia: Defend Your Childhood - A Nostalgic Movies Podcast

This week on Myopia Movies, we revisit the best version of Robin Hood since Erroll Flynn, you heard me Crowe, Costner, and Edgerton. Elwes, you're cool. We watched Robin Hood (1973), the originination point for Gen X and Millenial furries.  How will Robin Hood (1973) hold up? Host: Nic (but much younger sounding).  Directed by Wolfgang Reitherman and David Hand Starring: Brian Bedford, Phil Harris, Roger Miller, Peter Ustinov, Terry-Thomas,  Monica Evans, Andy Devine, Carole Shelley, Pat Buttram, George Lindsey, Ken Curtis

This week on Myopia Movies, we fall in love again...with Gaston. We watched Beauty and the Beast, a podcast old as time, set in Disney-cember, and wish that the beast turned back (I think this is what Shrek's ending is about.) How will Beauty and the Beast hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Candace, Keiko, Matthew, Alex.   Directed by Gary Trousdale and Kirk Wise Starring Paige O'Hara, Robby Benson, Jesse Corti, Rex Everhart, Angela Lansbury, Jerry Orbach, Bradley Pierce, David Ogden Stiers, Richard White, Jo Anne Worley, Mary Kay Bergman

The week in your Disney-cember stocking, we are visiting the movie that ushered in the Disney Renaissance. We watched The Little Mermaid (1989), where hosts don't reprimand their panel.  Does The Little Mermaid (1989) hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Candace, Alex   Directed by Ron Clements and John Musker Starring: Jodi Benson, Samuel E. Wright, Rene Auberjonois, Christopher Daniel Barnes, Pat Carroll, Paddi Edwards, Buddy Hackett, Kenneth Mars, Edie McClurg

This week on Myopia Movies we start our Disney-cember by watching what turned out to be a real argumentative movie. We watched The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe, I say you just cut Edmund loose.  How will The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Candace, Nur, Keiko, Alex   Directed by Andrew Adamson Starring: Tilda Swinton, Georgie Henley, William Moseley, Skandar Keynes, Anna Popplewell, James McAvoy, Jim Broadbent

This week on Myopia Movies, we end Keiko-vember and wish you a Happy Thanksgiving as we visit the MILF market...I mean Mommy Market....MOMMY MARKET....only if they call me daddy....We watched Trading Mom! Did you know that Sissy Spacek had this range? From Workaholic Mom to Circus Mom? How will Trading Mom hold up? Host: Keiko Panel: Alex, Nic, Matt, Daniel Directed by Tia Brelis Starring: Sissy Spacek, Anna Chlumsky, Aaron Michael Metchik, Asher Metchik, Maureen Stapleton, Merritt Yohnka, André René Roussimoff (as André the Giant)

This week on Keiko-vember, we revisit made-for-TV Disney to watch a musical with a stacked cast! We watched Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella (1997), the recordholder for the bestselling video for a made-for-TV movie. How will Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella (1997) hold up? Host: Keiko Panel: Nic, Matt, Alex Directed by Robert Iscove Starring: Brandy Norwood, Bernadette Peters, Veanne Cox, Natalie Desselle Reid, Paolo Montalban, Jason Alexander, Whoopi Goldberg, Victor Garber, Whitney Houston

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the value of a good sound system. We continue Keiko-vember by diving into the 90s fever dream that is Kazaam. You know, the movie you might’ve confused with Shazam starring Sinbad—if your childhood wasn't this cool. Kazaam is Shaquille O’Neal’s genie extravaganza, blending hip-hop magic and nonsense.  How will Kazaam hold up? Host: Keiko Panel: Nic, Matthew, Alex   Directed by Paul Michael Glaser Starring: Shaquille O'Neal, Francis Capra, Ally Walker, James Acheson, and Mother Love

This week on Myopia Movies, we have a cameo appearance from the Pope! We watched Sister Act, the best musical numbers by a nun since Airplane!  How will Sister Act hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Nur, Alex   Directed by Emile Ardolino Starring: Whoopi Goldberg, Maggie Smith, Harvey Keitel, Bill Nunn, Mary Wickes, Kathy Najimy, Wendy Makkena

This week on Myopia Movies we retire horror month and retire the new creepy theme as we watch a busty woman and then her busty puppet try to seduce another puppet. This is what my life has become. We watched The Bride of Chucky, the only movie with the hard hitting real deal facts about what happens if you don't do the dishes.  How will The Bride of Chucky hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Keiko and Matthew    Directed: Ronnie Yu Starring: Jennifer Tilly, Brad Dourif, Katherine Heigl, Nick Stabile, Alexis Arquette, Gordon Michael Woolvett, John Ritter, Kathy Najimy

This week on Myopia Movies, we pay someone to polish our eyes. We watched Pitch Black, proving that with a few filters even YOU can make a movie!  How will Pitch Black hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Nur   Directed by David Twohy Starring: Radha Mitchell, Cole Hauser, Vin Diesel, Keith David 

This week on Myopia Movies, the host is a big fat person. We watched Silence of the Lambs and we take a cooking lesson! This may be the most awarded film we have talked about in an episode as long as the movie! How will Silence of the Lambs hold up?  Host: Nic Panel: Alex, Keiko, and Matthew   Director: Jonathan Demme Starring: Jodie Foster, Anthony Hopkins, Scott Glenn, Ted Levine, Anthony Heald, Charles Napier, Roger Corman, Diane Baker,, Frankie Faison.   

This week on Myopia Movies, Eddie Murphy sucks. We watched Vampire in Brooklyn, a terrible portent of things to come...like the Klumps. How will Vampire in Brooklyn hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Alex, Nur, Keiko, Matt Directed by Wes Craven Starring Eddie Murphy, Angela Bassett, Allen Payne, Kadeem Hardison, John Witherspoon

This week on Myopia Movies, we get confused at a werewolf movie! We watched Underworld, a movie I would have forgotten if I didn't just listen to us talk about it!  How will Underworld hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Nur, and Matthew Directed by Len Wiseman. Starring: Kate Beckinsale, Scott Speedman, Michael Sheen, Shane Brolly Note: There are some audio issues here, sorry! 

This week on Myopia Movies, we learn a thing or two about Communism. We watched Hail, Caesar, Channing Tatum's musical extravaganza! How will Hail, Caesar hold up during this Coen Month? Host: Nic Panel: Keiko, Matthew, Alex Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen Starring: Josh Brolin, George Clooney, Alden Ehrenreich, Ralph Fiennes, Scarlett Johansson, Tilda Swinton, Channing Tatum, Frances McDormand, Jonah Hill, Fisher Stevens, David Krumholtz

This week on Myopia Movies, we watch a midwestern classic, dontcha know. We watched the Coen Brothers coldest movie, Fargo. We did it all for a little bit of money.... How will Fargo hold up? Host: Nic  Panel: Lauren and Daniel   Directed by Joel and Ethan Coen Starring: William H. Macy, Frances McDormand, Steve Buscemi, , Peter Stormare, Harve Presnell, John Carroll Lynch

In honor of its second week on the top of the charts, we are digging out of the vault the original episode on Beetlejuice from the mind of Tim Burton. I have not seen the new one as of writing this, but suffice to say, I am excited. Enjoy this cleaned up bonus episode! How will Beetlejuice and this 10 year old episode hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Daniel, Jon, Emily Steve   Directed by Tim Burton Starring: Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Michael Keaton, Catherine O'Hara, Jeffrey Jones, Winona Ryder, Glenn Shadix

This week in Myopia Movies, we have a bit of a musical moment! We watched O Brother, Where Art Thou?, I too am a man of constant sorrow, with knees and a lower back of constant sorrow as well.  How does O Brother, Where Art Thou? hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Nur, Matthew, Keiko   Directed by Joel Coen and Ethan Coen Starring: George Clooney, John Turturro, Tim Blake Nelson, John Goodman, Holly Hunter,  Chris Thomas King, Charles Durning, Michael Badalucco, Ed Gale, Frank Collison

In honor of the passing of the late and great James Earl Jones, I have dug out of the old archives the Sandlot and cleaned it up. As our own baseball season is winding down, nice to reminisce about the boys of summer and one of the greatest voices to grace the silver screen.  As an aside, my own voice on this track sounds unrecognizable, yeesh.  How will the Sandlot on this 10 year old episode hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Scott, Billy, Daniel   Directed by David Mickey Evans Starring: Tom Guiry, Mike Vitar, Art LaFleur, Patrick Renna, Chauncey Leopardi, Marty York, Brandon Quintin Adams, Grant Gelt, Shane Obedzinski, Victor DiMattia, Denis, Karen Allen, and the late great James Earl Jones

This week, we learn the tragedy of high prison recidivism. We watched Raising Arizona, Everybody freeze. Everybody down on the ground! How will Raising Arizona hold up?  Host: Nic Panel: Lauren and Daniel Directed by: Joel and Ethan Coen Starring: Nicolas Cage, Holly Hunter, Trey Wilson, John Goodman, William Forsythe, Sam McMurray, Frances McDormand, Randall 'Tex' Cobb

In honor of the long weekend, we start Coen Brothers month early with The Big Lebowski. This week in Myopia Movies, I nearly have a stroke trying to not quote the entirety of the movie.  How will the The Big Lebowski hold up? Host: Nic Panel: Candace, Keiko, and Matthew    Directors: Joel and Ethan Coen Starring: Jeff Bridges, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Steve Buscemi, David Huddleston, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Tara Reid, Mark Pellegrino, Peter Stormare, Flea, John Turturro