Going Down With The Ship

Eden discovers fanfiction for the first time. Fin discovers horse vulvae for the umpteenth time. There's much ado about digital animation, queer Pokemon trainers, and horny sexual congress on this week's Going Down with the Ship. Follow us on Twitter: @goingdowncast, @fontiago, and @swampliker ###Characters Discussed: Brenda the Bun & Teresa the Taco (Sausage Party) Candela, Blanche, and Spark (Pokemon Go) Creature from Spore Darryl Whitefeather (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) Dex Dogtective (Foodfight!) Ko Takeuchi's Dab Mr. Peanutbutter (BoJack Horseman) Sausage Party Cast (Sausage Party) Sunshine Goodness (Foodfight!) Toadnetta

(You may have audio issues if listening to this episode through phone speakers.) Artist Aliza Layne buzzes into the studio to produce a spooky, scary, carfucky episode that will send shivers down your spine. Again?, you ask. Yes, we say, we sure do seem to be fascinated with automotive erotica on this show. We dig our teeth into the four ‘S’es – Seinfeld, Supernatural, Super Mario Galaxy, and Skulduggery Pleasant – and come up with a tasty bite of cemetery nectar for you. Read Aliza's webcomic Demon Street, or the new Slipshine comic (18+)! Follow us on Twitter: @goingdowncast, @fontiago, and @swampliker Transubstantiation (possible spoilers for Hannibal season 2/3) Final Pam/Daz ###Characters Discussed: Bones Dean Winchester (Supernatural) Jerry Seinfeld, Barry B. Benson (Seinfeld, The Bee Movie) Junkrat, Hancock, Unnamed Skeleton (Overwatch, Fallout 4, Basic Human Anatomy) Queen Bee (Super Mario Galaxy) Skeleton Ball (Dark Souls III) Skeleton Wheel (Dark Souls) Skulduggery Pleasant (Skulduggery Pleasant) Tr

Writer of Date or Die, online goblin, and wonderful guest Arden joins us for a wild ride through Dragon Age, Ghostbusters, the illustrious Meet 'n' Fuck flash game franchise, and much more! We preach the true gospel of AAA dating sim videogames, Eden fucks up a Desmond Tutu quote while dunking on a brass quintet, and the elusive Sexhorney is studied further. Plus, the first-ever GDWTS Lockdown is initiated, and its consquences may surprise you... (Also, apologies if our audio has some echoing during the first half!) Follow us on Twitter: @goingdowncast, @fontiago, and @swampliker Play the free demo for Date or Die! ###Characters Discussed: Dorian (Dragon Age: Inquisition) Hancock (Fallout 4) Hot Wheels Jillian Holtzmann (Ghostbusters) Kazuichi Soda (Side/Despair: Danganronpa 3: The End of Hope's Peak Academy) Merrill (Dragon Age II) Nagito Komaeda (Danganronpa Another Episode: Ultra Despair Girls) Patty Tolan (Ghostbusters) Solas (Dragon Age) Tomokazu Sugita (Red Belt) (Yukiko) Zach Woods (Ghostbusters) Zak B

Get trapped inside the Zero Escape series in a special Zero Time Dilemma-centric episode with [BRACKET!] boy and noted anime hater Jesse Knowles! We talk all things Zero Time Dilemma (spoiler-free), Umineko, and the Saw movies while trying to plunge the depths of how a single writer could put so many boys inside of robot suits and so many endearing Wikipedia page summaries inside one series of video games. Podcasting is simply unfair… don’t you think? Follow us on Twitter: @goingdowncast, @fontiago, and @swampliker OVERSIZE BIB DAB - A RISK, OR ART? ###Characters Discussed: Beatrice (Umineko no Naku Koro ni) Billy the Puppet (Saw) Full Cast of Zero Time Dilemma (Zero Escape) Dio (Zero Escape) Junpei (Zero Escape) K (Zero Escape) Shadow the Skeleton Dog Unfornately, Sterling Knight Zero Jr./Zero III/Lagomorph (Zero Escape)

In an enormously erotic episode, we hash out some indices and charts for the horniness of Zero Time Dilemma characters and Love Live idol girls, and get really deep into the currently revealed body horrorriffic Pokémon from the upcoming Sun & Moon games. Like, very deep. Inside. Of the Pokémon. Sexually. Also, Fin details the many bodily and respiratory side effects of Life is Strange on the human body, and we unmask Nico Yazawa as a secretive kingpin of Weird Twitter. Follow us on Twitter: @goingdowncast, @fontiago, and @swampliker ###Characters Discussed: Bruxish (Pokémon Sun & Moon) Diana (Zero Escape) Drampa (Pokémon Sun & Moon) Grubbin, Charjabug, and Vikavolt (Pokémon Sun & Moon) Jynx (Pokémon) Litten and his Parents, Shadow the Hedgehog and Garfield Mira (Zero Escape) Mr. Mime (Pokémon) Nico Yazawa (Love Live) Nozomi Tojo (Love Live) Ötzi the Ice Man Phi (Zero Escape) Popplio (Pokémon Sun & Moon) Rowlet (Pokémon Sun & Moon) Sigma (Zero Escape) Sora (Kingdom Hearts)

Eden is overtaken by ham rage. Fin is overtaken by Life is Strage. An alleyway is overtaken by a pandemic of small blue stuffed beans. This week on Going Down with the Ship... wanna buy a watch? (The watch is full of weed.) Also, we talk about Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE, Telltale Games Presents: The Bachelorette, and reveal the secret truth of Jonathan Blow's jar of piss. Follow us on Twitter: @goingdowncast, @fontiago, and @swampliker ###Characters Discussed: Barry Goodman (right) (Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE) Chad Johnson (The Bachelorette, season 12) Chloe Price (Life is Strange) Evan Bass (The Bachelorette, season 12) Jonathan Blow's Big Ol' Portable Piss Pot (The Witness) Kiria Kurono & Tharja (Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE) Max Caulfield (Life is Strange) Perry the Platypus? (Phineas and Ferb)

It’s a super deep and edgy episode of Going Down with the Ship as podcast monarch Greg L. Mercer of [BRACKET!] and Sound.wav joins us to ship all things Homestuck, Disney-Pixar’s Cars, and Banksy. We examine the pillaging history of the Insane Clown Posse, discuss what exactly goes into the anatomy of an anthropomorphic automobile, and take potshots over what the best storage container for urine is. Meanwhile, a revolutionary new disruption in trucking technology is born. Follow us on Twitter: @goingdowncast, @fontiago, and @swampliker ###Characters Discussed: Banksy's Trucks (Dismaland) Bumblebee (Michael Bay's Transformers) Dave Strider (Homestuck) Dory (Finding Nemo) Gamzee Makara (Homestuck) Karkat Vantas (Homestuck) Kanaya Maryam (Homestuck) Kanji Tatsumi (Persona 4) Lightning McQueen (Cars, illustration by Jake Parker, CW for body horror) Marquise Spinneret Mindfang (Homestuck) Rose Lalonde (Homestuck) Takumi (Fire Emblem Fates)

(TW for one mention of sexual abuse at 28:33) This week on Going Down with the Ship, some would call it tunnel vision, but we call it laser focusing in on the eponymous Cory Baxter of Cory In The House. We talk about the multitudes of Cory contained within that bright yellow polo, his nihilistic epoch, and his Revelation which brings unto the earth a new God for the new era. Meanwhile, we get into the epic characters and expansive lore of Game of Thrones - live long and prosper, am I right? - and discuss the nature of J.O. crystals. Bow down to Cory, the Manifested Good-Time Goods-for-All Having-Ism Social Democrat. Da Gameboyz’ review of Cory in the House (Nintendo DS, 2008) Follow us on Twitter: @goingdowncast, @fontiago, and @swampliker ###Characters Discussed: Cory Baxter (Cory in the House) Joffrey Baratheon (Game of Thrones) Sonmi-451 (Cloud Atlas)

Mountain Dew. Danganronpa 2. Takeout-box-shaped robots. All these and more come together in our certainly raunchy but questionably erotic second episode. After some light interdimensional theory and modern mathematics, we dive into Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable's own middle-school hustler boy Okuyasu in a roundabout way, reveal our allegiance to Big Sauce, and discuss the finer points of how to draw horny teeth. Meanwhile, 1 weird trick to extrude your bruised, gnashed member! Also, we got Kazuichi Soda’s name backwards a lot. Follow us on Twitter: @goingdowncast, @fontiago, and @swampliker ###Characters Discussed: Claptrap (Borderlands) Kazuichi Soda (Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair) Mettaton (Undertale) Okuyasu (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) Wall•e (Wall•e)

Going Down with the Ship is a podcast wherein noted queers, Eden Porter and Fin Hickey, put together a cross-universe ship of fictional characters and improvise the next great fanfiction about that ship in a random location. In this inaugural episode, we heal the rift between the Battleborn and Overwatch fanbases; talking shit about C-list heroes and unravelling the McThread that ties the two universes together, past and future. Meanwhile, something ancient and unspeakable is going down at your local Arby's. See below for images of characters discussed this episode. Follow us on Twitter: @goingdowncast, @fontiago, and @swampliker ###Characters Discussed: Benedict (Battleborn) McCree (Overwatch) Grimace (McDonaldland) Rath (Battleborn) Reaper (Overwatch) Tracer (Overwatch) Widowmaker (Overwatch)