The Formal Gamer : A Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

After coming up with another convoluted and ridiculous plan the group realise that they could do something stupider.  They get their lumberjack on, and as always things gets crazy.  As always find us on Facebook, Twitter and check out all the art and maps on the website.

Our heroes have found themselves sitting around a cremation in the basement of the Château that they just fled.  Not exactly the most heroic situation.  Now they must deal with a grieving widow, and get the truth out of Godar about where he's been for the last 3 days.  As always find our maps and arts on the website, and follow us on twitter, friend us on Facebook and find us on tumblr. 

Our heroes have got some work to do, with three injured civilians who are in desperate need for some medical attention.  Our heroes are given a skill test to see if they can save some lives, and their ideas suggest they have not attended medical school.  As always find us on Facebook and Twitter.  And you can check out our maps and arts on the website.  Enjoy.

The last episode ended with a ridiculous cliff hanger...What would happen after Ludvig botched?  Would all be fine?  Would her weapon become lodged in the head of a nearby Goblin?  Would she spontaneously burst into flames?  Listen on and find out.  If you check out The Formal Gamer on Youtube you can have a look at some of our first video casts, let us know what you think.  Cheers.

Our crew have finally given the Etin the slip, for now at least, and are on the run through the Château.  Now they have to see if they can escae with their lives, and with prisoners they rescued.  Will they escape, or will their stupidity finally rule the day.  As always find us on Twitter or on Facebook at The Formal Gamer.

Our heroes have rescued their old friend Godar, by accident, and are now faced with a two headed beast known as an Etin.  Will they stay and engage in mortal combat?  Or will they run away and hide like scared kittens?  As always find us on our Twitter page or our Facebook page.

The gang have decided on a plan, after a lengthy and stupid discussion, and are ready to try and rescue the hostages in the Château. The impending threat of goblin guards, returning orcs, or even the mystery beast from above have the group seriously on edge.  As always you can find us on Twitter or on Facebook. 

After the trauma of the battle in the prison cells the guys have a moral quandary on their hands.  Do they risk their own necks to go and try and save the remaining captives, or do they just get the hell out of their with the prisoners they already saved?  As always you can find us on Facebook and follow us on Twitter.  Feel free to message us and give us some feedback.

Our gang have finally come up with their plan for how to storm the Orc cells and rescue the prisoners.  As with all great plans it goes somewhat awry, and a bizarre battle occurs in the prison cells involving the most bad-ass sheep in history.  As always please find us on Facebook and Twitter and let us know what you think.

Ludvig, Igor and Yenwood spend some time contemplating their farmyard fiasco, before pressing on in the hopes of finding out what the Orcs and Goblins are up to.  Upon discovering a squad of Orcs they sit and devise what might go down as the most ridiculous plan so far.  It is so stupid it might just work...Find us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter if you want to tell us what moronic decisions we are making.

Our merry band of adventurers finish off their messy business in the crypt, before heading out to explore more of their subterranean surroundings.  They find the most baffling room so far, and engage in the most baffling of combat.  If you like this episode come visit us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter.  

Our heroes spend some serious time speaking to their goblin captive, asking him some serious and pressing questions.  Then our heroes spend some time investigating the rest of the cellars below the Château.  They pick their first fight with the forces of evil, and end up in a bit of a pickle.

The gang continue their exploration in the cellars below the Rubicon Château. Stairs are climbed, trapdoors are found, and a fascinating object is discovered that really throws the group. Also Ludvig and Yenwood get a little bit excited about some potential Guantanamo action.

Yenwood, Ludvig and Igor start their adventure proper in the cellars of the Rubicon Château.  Danger could lurk around every corner, so they are very nervous.  Also they are idiots so don't really know what they are doing.  Enjoy.

This episode gives a brief run down of the adventure so far, setting the scene for the first foray into the Rubicon Château, the source of all the Goblin and Orc trouble in the lands.    Find out all the history between Ludvig , Yenwood  and Igor, and hear some of the ridiculous scrapes they got themselves into.  Expect to hear about Giant Spiders, botched rolls, and gnomes falling of roofs. Enjoy.