The Formal Gamer : A Dungeons And Dragons Podcast

We are in the final battle and Gorrus is having a tough time. A very tough time. Enough talking I suspect. You need to hear what occurs next. Pray to Kord.

And we get into the thick of it. There is no glory without fear of death. And we are scared of dying this week. This episode was a double parter. So it does end abruptly. Sorry it is late. A busy boy.

The battle is upon us. The final plans need to be drawn up. Who will engage in combat first? Will we write letter to our mothers? Will Gorrus be allowed to do anything without being messed with first. All that, and more, on todays Formal Gamer.   Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.

So we fixed the audio. But we still have an issue. Farven is not a level 20. Everyone else is. And the battle they are about to undertake is seriously badass. How will Farven get ready for this final war? Surely there is something they can do.   Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.

THIS EPISODE SOUNDS BAD!  I am sorry. I messed up the record. It is bad.    I hope you can still enjoy it. If you can't then next week the sound is good again.    Farven needs to level up quickly, and we need a plan to do this. And as always it gets weird.

Three lucky people got some magic pills...someone didn't. And there is no way that this could cause a massive issue is there?   Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.

I'm not sure how Abu spells Una/Oona/Ouhna but she is a pretty major part of todays episode and is proving to be an absolute witch.  Time for the gang to enact a plan and see if they can work together. Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.

It's almost Christmas. And we have another episode of the Formal Gamer Podcast. You lucky ducks.    The guys are hanging out in the desert with Wellbourne and scheming. So much scheming. So many plots and ploys.   Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.

Won't someone let Abu explain the story?  Why won't we just let him talk?  Why do we keep talking over him and ignoring him?   Everyone has to listen this week to some very important news.  And that sends the DM slightly mad.

There is no intro with me talking this week. It is too noisy for me to record one. Sorry.   Gorrus, Sot Rue (and his new Golems) and Farven are finally making real progress. But alas that progress is going to come with making some big decisions. Decisions that might have some quite epic concequences.

We're late again. I went to Dragonmeet with Abu. I got too tired. I am sorry.   The gang is on the move again. Gorrus, Garven and Sot Rue have got things to poke and places to go. Or have they got no where to go and unlimited time to do it in?  It's all getting rather abstract.    

The last week before Dragonmeet and things are intense.  Both in Helan Skaa and in my house as I try and prep a sequel to the Pelican King. Gorrus, Sot Rue and Farven are having some dilemmas with the ante-chamber and trying to work out if they are making things worse or better?    

So I know the pod has been later recently. So here it is early. I am a benevolent king. This is a bit different this week. Let us know on the Facebook or Twitter if you enjoyed it.    

With Raven still in the wind the boys must make progress...yet in these twisted puzzles how do they know that they are moving forwards and not backwards? And what fiendish ploys will they come to next?   Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.

THIS EPISODE DID HAVE A BROKEN ENDING!  If the episode says 42 mins then it is still the wrong one, try refreshing the feed. Or rebooting the mainframe. OR hardwiring into the matrix.  One of those should fix it. After some initial catch-up Gorrus and Farven have an issue. Sot-Rue has made some friends. And that makes Sot-Rue an incredibly scary beast.   Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.

This week's episode is out on the right day...just.  And it is intense.  The battle rages on. Wizards, golems, Farven, Gorrus, Sot Rue, another golem, sand. What colour will everyone's eyes be at the end of this battle.     Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.

We're late. We're sorry. But we're late. No more intro. Just publishing.  QUICKLY!   Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.

Well this is getting too tense for me. A bridge rigged to blow, an encroaching army, a frog with Kord-like powers, a wizard willing to do whatever it is to survive, and a Warforged with the mind of a child. This is going to be explosive.     Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.

Will this week be a bridge too far? The mad puzzles or tests have really ramped up this week, and Gorrus, Farven and Sot-Rue are really going to have to be careful with this bridge situation. Because a plan of blowing up a bridge while you stand on it can only be sensible...can't it?   Here is the Facebook page for the World of Calidar. Give it a look and see what you guys think.  The Kickstarter launches on the 2nd of October.     Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.

Gorrus, Sot-Rue and Farven are running solo again. The mysteries of the these riddle rooms are becoming more and more advanced. And this weeks is no exception. And when presented with a subtle and complex problem there is one solution that always works....a big bang. Here is the Facebook page for the World of Calidar. Give it a look and see what you guys think.  The Kickstarter launches on the 2nd of October.     Here is a link to the new store at Threadless. Go and bathe in its magnificence. Or order a t-shirt. Or don't. You know it really is up to you.   You can also find us on Facebook and Twitter and you can check out our website.