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On Today’s Show: News Highlights: Listener Calls: Haley’s Comet drops a very problematic voicemail. Kickstart addictions, Cactus Cooler cravings, and a potential 20th Anniversary Roast of Tim? (Spoiler: Tim roasts YOU instead.) 00:00:00  Introduction 02:41:15  Unocvering New Material From Viral Favorites / The Unsavory Chef 07:01:05  The Return Of John Dakers / Woody Woodpecker 11:56:05 […] The post A  Big Dick Rastafarian Making My Coconuts Clap first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

This was originally posted on 4/16 for Sideshow members. I’m releasing this as a Bonus episode for everyone to give you freaks an idea of what Bonus Segment podcasts are like. If you enjoy this: Sign up for the Sideshow! On Today’s Bonus Segment: DV Sideshow Bonus: Katy Perry Launches Into the Void (and So […] The post Busting Through The Sky Hymen – BONUS SEGMENT first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: It’s a jam-packed Friday freakout featuring haunted abortions, ghost grandkids, pervy American men in Ukraine, and the eternal struggle of pre-ordering a Nintendo Switch 2 without losing your mind—or your place in the checkout queue. Listener Voicemails: Join the Freak Army! Get Sideshow exclusive episodes, bonus segments, and other weird goodies.

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On Today’s Show: Voicemail Highlights: Another caller explains why cats are great (clean assholes!) and chats bestiality on Discord.

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On Today’s Episode: Buckle up your buttflaps, Freaks—Tim is back with a scat-tastic start to the week, courtesy of a listener who dug up the internet’s most nauseating gem: Community Toilet, a man who turns his digestive misfortunes into fetish content. Yes, poop is involved. A lot of it. And so are gagging sounds. You’re […] The post Community Toilet: America’s Least Wanted Superhero first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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On Today’s Show: Happy Monday, Freaks! Tim Henson is back to kick off the week with a colonic explosion of stories that’ll make you laugh, gag, and rethink your decor choices. On today’s show: Plus:

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:55:07  Jesse Lee Peterson’s Amazing Sponsorship! 09:01:24  Woman Throws Dog Poop At Woman And Child 16:27:18  Screaming At A Toddler Regarding Your Hatred For Canada 18:05:02  Breaking Bongs For Elon Musk 20:32:21  Muslim Woman Has Trouble Eating On The Beach 24:42:07 Dianetics Commercial From The 80’s / 90’s 26:36:13  Sign […] The post Throwing Dog Shit In A Baby’s Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

Happy April Fool’s Day, Freaks! Tim is back (and sort of better) after an ass-blasting weekend of illness and sulfur burps, and he’s ready to test the limits of his digestive system with gas station hashbrowns. What could possibly go wrong? Today’s episode is an epic sci-fi clusterfuck, and yes, Tim once again saves the […] The post Carbon Chaperone II: Fuck Yourself to Save the World first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Tim kicks off this week after battling some serious stomach issues—complete with vivid audio proof! Today’s throwback takes us back to the infamous Lenovo computer saga of 2013. Relive Tim’s legendary frustration with Lenovo’s customer service, or as some employees pronounce it, “Lenobo.” Highlights Include: All this plus twisted news […] The post Tourette’s Tributes, Semen Slingers, and Smartphone Sex Stats first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:31:15  I Took Several Feet Of Wiener Today 05:46:13  Lord Douche Fan Mail And Correction Tape 07:09:15  More Instances Of VR Chat Users Getting Angry 16:41:13  Child Caught With Alcohol Roasts Cops 21:15:20  Preacher Locks Congregation In Church Until They All Tithe 25:58:11  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:20:03  Plumber […] The post Jabbing A Hypodermic Needle In Your Co-Worker’s Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:48:16  Faygo Arctic Sun Shipping Charges Are Outrageous 04:33:22  A Online Recruiter For Non-Woke Conservative Patriots Only 05:18:04  Anti-Woke Blockchain Commercial 08:53:03  Alexyss K. Tylor Love That Her Son Is Boning Older Women 15:09:21  Crazy Woman Banned From Grocery Store – Black Irish Mafia Is After Her 25:07:14  Sign Up […] The post Take The Pedophile Temptation Test first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:58:22  I’d Be A Rich Pervert 05:11:12  A New Batch Of Fake Disorder Tiktards 14:25:08  A Person With Every Disorder Gets Denied For Disability 16:46:19  The Rare Verbal Non-Verbal 20:10:23  DID Douche Full Of Furry Personalities 23:44:02  Meade Is In To Black Chicks! 28:16:03  Teacher Is Upset About The Student’s […] The post Tainting The Office Water Cooler With Your Gross Ass Herpes Urine first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:40:18  Men In Black – THe Adult Film 15:52:04  Incel Has A Position Open For Hot Slut Girlfriend 21:42:14  Teacher Caught Looking At Porn 26:07:24  Why Did God Give Your Kid Cancer? 30:16:03  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:41:07  Spring Break Ear Chomping 35:30:06  Cut Your Hair, Jesus! 38:57:14  A […] The post That Uranus Dick Be Slamming – The Real Men In Black first appeared on Distorted View Daily.