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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:41:16  Winnie The Pooh And Piglet Talk Stranger Danger 13:14:04  Steven Dawson Gets Tricked With Boxer Shorts 21:06:22  Doing Shots Of Nail Polish 30:06:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 32:00:12  Betting Your Friend You Could Dodge Bullets 35:16:23  A Small Tale Of One Man’s Micropenis 40:01:17  Twerking On The Disabled […] The post Twerking On The Disabled first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:38:01  Black History Month – Big Black Dicks 08:08:06  Meade Gains *More* Weight 16:10:06  Sagittarius Gets Eaten Out 25:56:23  Drunk Man Gets Kicked Off Plane 29:59:10  Homeless Man Porking A Bench – Busted! 32:34:11  Support The Show! 34:58:21  Getting Your Penis Frozen To The Ground 38:50:02  Find A Trove Of […] The post Chapped Lips Pressed Against A Well-Lubed Labia first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:33:00  Stop Whining – Daddy Timmyboo Yells Ate Dopey Listeners 08:40:23  My Favorite Elderly Midget Carnival Freak Singing Has Died 12:29:10  Raicst Mexican Tirade / Next Day Apology 20:01:00  UFC Fighter Wants To Go Fishing With Hitler 25:19:18  UPS Store Employee Fired Freak Out 27:33:14  “Rich” Guy Getting Banned From […] The post How To Break In To The Lucrative Urine Farming Business first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:01  Introduction 01:54:17  Special Airplane Accomodations For Claustrophobia 09:46:17  I Am Not A Hateful Asshole. I’m A Lovable Asshole.  16:34:07  Transperson Doesn’t Want Us Asking About Pronouns Now? 20:52:02  Animal Rights Protest In The Grocery Aisle 23:59:13  A Bounty Hunter Shows Up At A City Council Meeting 29:30:22  Support Distorted View Daily! […] The post Child Brides Are Back On The Menu! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:50:13  Every City Has A Cult 08:19:23  The Mountain Dew Baja Prophecies 13:25:04  Pastor Manning Is Running For Mayor: Get Rid Of Da Poop 18:15:13  Homeless Man Pushed A Turd Through A Park Bench 23:04:01  How To Attract Women With Large Penises 28:41:24  Support Distorted View Daily 30:30:00  Sisterly Brawl […] The post Let The Scent Of Your Intestinal Mucus Drive Women Crazy first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Back here with your new episode of DV as promised! 00:00:00  Introduction 01:46:01  Attempting To Out Crazy The Homeless 07:07:21  Crazy Instigator Meets His Match 08:50:15  Will Blunderfield Is On To DV 12:25:11  I Try To Help The Trump Adminstration 13:29:04  Trump Supporters Abandon Their Belongings Just To See Him 17:44:09  Billy […] The post Why Did The Bird Man Whip Out His Pecker? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: I’ll be back later today with a new episode DV for everyone. Until then, here’s the interview I did with my favorite subject – Meade Skelton! We did a special show back in 2021 that even included call-ins from listeners who wanted to ask Meade a question or two. PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS […] The post Two Enemas For The Price Of One first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:13:18  My AirBnB For Mice Isn’t Going So Well 06:43:22  Checking In With My Favorite Religious Cult 13:30:06  God Says Stay Unemployed – He’ll Cover You 16:30:05  Momma Bear Protects Her Alcoholic Son At The Liquor Store 20:27:03  Black Man Drives Home From Work  And A White Woman Feels Threatened […] The post Florida Man Has Sex With A Horse’s Nose first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:47:21  A New Batch Of Weird Phone Service Commercials 06:35:13 1-900-Schadenfreude 08:15:17  Make Your Fantasies Come True 11:16:11 1-900 Gay Phone Fun 12:56:04  Another Extremely Annoying Vegan 17:43:12  Alpha Male Cashmaster  21:18:03  A Sissy Boy Doing His Traffic Cone Squats 24:13:21  Support Distorted View Daily! 26:55:19  Penis Exploding Circumcision 32:38:14 […] The post Botched Circumcision Resulted In An Exploding Penis first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:41:16  Living That Urinal Cake Huffing Life 09:24:14  AIDS Shit Verbal Slave 14:49:07  That Time A Murderous Incel Went To The Park 20:08:05  Going Through Puberty During Your Roid Rage 23:31:09  Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee 28:03:23  Support The Show 30:31:01  Get High On Those Dank BK Chicken Fries […] The post Getting High Huffing Urinal Cakes first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 50% Off! AdamEve.Com Promo Code: FREAK 00:40:11  Introduction 02:19:08  Hate Speech And Slurs Are Back In 06:58:04  Dhar Mann Has Run Out Of Life Lessons To Teach Morons 13:14:16  Making Indian Stepson A Slave 20:41:24  Alexyss K. Tylor – MK Ultra And Spiritual Dick 30:27:12  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:35:01 […] The post Hate Speech And Slurs Are Back, Baby! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:59:15 My Prediction For 2025 05:07:18  California Karen Demands WildFire Answers 10:36:00  Stinky Penis Tinder Date 17:41:12  Old Drunk Beachgoer’s Insane Arrest 31:26:21  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:11:00  Porn Watching Police Man 37:34:19  Marrying Your Son’s Fiance – Not Cool Dude 41:19:09  Ms. Dookie’s Gret Big Haul 44:18:01 Voicemails: […] The post I Am Your Meat And Prostitute Expert AMA first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: I’ll be back later today with a new episode, but for right now here’s a Best-Of program where I interview the recently deceased Shane Lee. I mean, I interviewed him before he died, but he is now recently deceased. Video The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen […] The post Shane Lee Interview first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:26:24  Mouse In The House / Piss Supply 08:06:09  Mouse Trap CBT 10:46:17  We’re Taking The Gulf Away From Mexico! 13:37:24  MAGA On Ice! 17:11:13  Free yourself From The Bondage Of Food With Jesus 23:51:12  Road Rage Pile Driver! 27:06:19  Join Distorted View Ultimate Premier MAX Plus 28:32:03  Youtard Fakes […] The post Getting High On Your Piss Supply first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:48:18  Double Gang Stalking 07:16:07  The Government Causes Swollen Vaginas 09:25:18  Gang Spunking – Erotic Gangstalking? 12:48:22  The As Seen On TV Product For Gang Stalk Victims! 18:45:03  The Glamour And Glitz Of Child Auctions 29:25:24  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:37:02 Sexual Trend Watch 2025 35:40:04  Have Space Sex […] The post Have Space Sex Like The Dolphins! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:46:22  Vocal Runs 07:15:17  McDonald’s Is A Big Facebook Troll 13:01:06  Incel Documentary 24:25:03  A Sweet, Depressed Incel On Onlyfans 30:45:00  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:30:00  Spotify’s Is Chock Full Of Porn 37:23:17  A Bad Tip Stabbing 40:44:07  Tiktok Gym STD Panic 45:05:14 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending The Distorted […] The post The 7 Year Jock Itch first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! Best of Show today as we celebrate the new year. Back tomorrow for another Sideshow exclusive episode! The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Our New PO Box […] The post …And A Happy Jigoo Year! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:46:22  Vocal Runs 07:15:17  McDonald’s Is A Big Facebook Troll 13:01:06  Incel Documentary 24:25:03  A Sweet, Depressed Incel On Onlyfans 30:45:00  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:30:00  Spotify’s Is Chock Full Of Porn 37:23:17  A Bad Tip Stabbing 40:44:07  Tiktok Gym STD Panic 45:05:14 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending The Distorted […] The post Catching Chlamydia On The Treadmill first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:22:17  Visiting Mom For Christmas / Medication 07:53:20  A Christmas Antipasto Crisis 10:35:12  Mom Gets A Visit From Aunt Flo 13:26:15  I Got An Additional Christmas Gift This Year! 18:48:05  My Nieces Got Rape Kits For The Holidays 20:57:19  My Italian Heritage 22:57:09  The First All Black Women Debate Champions […] The post A Christmas Menstruation Miracle first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: I have just returned to Cincinnati after spending the holidays up north with the family. I have a best of show for you today, and tomorrow we’ll resume with new episodes. Enjoy!  The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | […] The post Can I Smell A White Guy’s Butt Tonight? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.