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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:43:04  Morning Scoop – The Breakfast Ice Cream! 05:38:19  Diddy’s Freak Offs Caused A Supply Chain Issues For Lube Makers 09:29:24  Depressed Rednecks Singing About The Evils Of Drugs And Satan 18:25:19  Is This Racist? 21:27:02  Black Woman Has Cotton Picking Hobby 25:18:17  What The Hell Is He Singing? Crappy […] The post Diddy’s Freak-Offs Blew Through Gallons Of Sex Lube first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:16:16  Brainwashed Children 04:36:01  Smell The Piss In The Air 09:01:01  The Hawk Tuah Girl Has A Podcast 14:32:20  Libtards Vs. Animal Eating Savages 18:13:22  The Man Who Has A Joke Car Registration Tag Gets Pulled Over By Cops 26:59:07  Old Couple Angry Neighbor Knocked On Backdoor 30:02:22  Sign Up […] The post The Fresh Smell Of Urine Blowing In Your Face first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:52:19  Chris Chan Weighs In On The Presidential Debate 07:57:21  Creepy Diaper Fetish Pizza Loving Pedo 26:01:20  If She Wants To Go Out To Eat, She’s Gotta Fuck You For It 29:36:00  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:23:12  Sex Scammers Know Where You Live 36:14:23  American Airlines Fingers The Wrong […] The post Chris Chan Covers The Presidential Debate first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:03:02  Shower Sex / Candy Cunt 04:51:14 1-900 Sex Song 07:13:18 More Old Weird 1-900 Numbers: Boglins 10:11:03  Proof Elvis Is Alive Phone Line / Insult Line 15:57:01  We Got Dragon Babies Swimming In Our Sperm, Boys! 25:06:17  Woke Video Game Lists 34:01:06  Join The Sideshow! 35:29:17  Pervert Urologist Wipes […] The post Is Vampire Dragon Sperm Swimming Around In Your Testicles? first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:58:20  Blackulator-Caucasiatron.Com Is Live 08:33:01  Journalist Double Downs On Growing Concrete 15:22:23  Pussy Boy Lockdown 18:09:20  Dickless Roundtable 34:03:16  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 36:14:18  Scorpion Scrotal Sting 40:33:12  Hate Preacher Wants To Shoot Some People 46:12:06  Driving The Car You Stole Right To The Police Station 49:33:22 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […] The post Sew Your Penis Head To Your Pubic Puff first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

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On Today’s Show: Happy Labor Day! I’ve got a best of show for you, but before that, I apologize for the Wheel of Misery f-up and instead spin the Ring of Triumph to reward you listeners for your loyalty and forgiveness. PO Box Mail Unboxing Video: Our New PO Box Address! Distorted ViewPO Box 36268Cincinnati, OH […] The post Big Fat Jehovah’s Witnesses Gasping For Air first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:05:22  The Third Eagle of The Apocalypse Breaks Down Gangam Style 05:01:17  The End Times Prophecy Revealed In CupCakKe’s Newest Single 07:05:03  Groupon Carpet Cleaning Dispute Over Dog Piss  13:51:01  I Riled Up Meade – He’s Ready To Get Legal On Your Asses! 17:57:20  The Wheel Of Misery Punishment 22:51:11 […] The post Flicking Your Bean With a Barbie Arm first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00 Adam And Eve! Promo Code FREAK For 50% Off + Free Shipping 01:40:17  Introduction 03:09:10  New Donald Trump Griftables Have Dropped 08:48:06  The Satellite’s Are Still Rotting Out Tony’s Teeth 10:35:18  Meade Gives Life Advice To The Youth Of America 20:30:16  Hotel Confrontation 26:34:06  Watersports And Dung – The Anthem 29:16:02 […] The post Collectible Presidential Soiled Diapers Are Now Available! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:02:21  Lord Douche On Distorted View Daily 06:32:21  Demented Dad Want’s You To Defile His Daughter’s Corpse 14:27:14  New Product Alert! Donald Trump Talking Fish Mouth 21:46:21  Talking Skeletrump, Maga Claus, Turkey Trump, Etc 26:32:09  Gay Man Misses Flight At Airport 30:04:09  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 31:55:18  When Your […] The post Daddy Wants You To Defile His Daughter first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:29:19  Explaining Featured Youtards / Tamir Gets Loud And Patriotic 04:56:06  When You Can’t Stop Sharting Out Strawberries 11:47:14  Old People Arguing About Shit That Doesn’t Matter 16:47:23  Another Installment Of Destroying Your Own Property To Own The Libs 27:20:00  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 29:41:03  Miming Masturbation Gets You […] The post Strawberry Shartcake Straight Up Disrespects The Toilet first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:29:23  Chris Chan: The Incest Incident 06:54:08  Bodycam Audio From Chris Chan’s Incest Arrest 22:37:06  Meade’s Dream About Donald Trump 27:05:11  Kamala Harris Riding A Snake – Wet Dream? 28:33:20  Sign Up For The Sideshow Today!  30:55:00  Having Sex With A Cow In Thailand Goes Wrong 35:06:04  Fruit Smoothies Won’t […] The post Chris Chan’s Wild Arrest Recording Released! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:52:20  That Time Satan Had His Own TV Show 09:26:04  Satanic Gay Sex 10:59:24  Eugene The Thumb Dicked R-Word 14:49:15  Let’s Play “What’s The Crazy Person On The Bus Trying To Say” 16:15:09  A Woman Gets Punched On The Subway, And Everyone Is OK With It 20:36:01 4 Pork Chops […] The post  Scat Facials For A Smoother, Wrinkle Free Skin first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:50:03  Revisting Mobility Mary 07:58:02  Trump’s Awesome New Lisp 11:53:19  Man Gets Very Verbally Abusive Over A Speeding Ticket 21:56:11  Insane Person Thinks Everyon Is A KKK Pedophile 25:29:24  Milk Milk Lemonade Round The Corner Is Where Katy Perry Is 28:50:15  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 30:17:04  World Record N-Word […] The post Erotic Book Creaming In The Public Library first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:35:09  Gabrielle Chana Is The Antichrist 08:04:10 Cancer Faker Boogie2988 Is Mad He Wont Get Paid 16:44:16  Beef Sandwich Wants You To Touch His Genitals 21:04:08  Scraping Your Anal Walls 25:50:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 28:35:13  A New Vice Presidential “Rumor” – Horse Semen Drinking Edition 34:34:22  Dogs Are […] The post The Antichrist Is Here And Dropping Semen Bombs first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:53:09  My Weakness: Nostalgia! 03:41:22  Altoid Sours Are Coming Back! 07:20:02  Toilet Water Sniffing 08:21:09  Man Pays Woman To Racially Humiliated Him 10:01:08  The Sounds Of Fart Fetish 11:31:14  Angry Woman On The Street Scats Her Complaint 14:49:22  Predator Hunters Pinch A Furry Pedo 25:11:23  The Disease Of Heterosexuality 27:12:11 […] The post The Celebrity That Left Her Placenta All Over Hollywood first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 03:02:19  Idiot Streamer Gifts Trump A Cybertruck 06:45:22  Adin Ross Struggling With Small To Moderate Sized Words 12:41:21  Racist Woman At A Police Station 16:17:15  Meade Gains *More* Weight 19:03:10  How To Pee Up Your Own Butt 22:11:16  A Paramotor Crash Caught On Video 30:31:08  Drunk Girl Can’t Open Bathroom […] The post  Sauced Ass Nuggas first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: Hey Freaks! I’ve got a best of show for you today! Sit back and enjoy this classic episode. On Today’s Show: – Calling Hoverround mobility scooter to customize a ride– Michael Jackson Fans Are Insane (Not News)– Two Botched Penis Procedures– Shitty Diapers On The Highway Our New PO Box Address! Distorted […] The post Souped Up Street Legal Mobility Scooters first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:12:02  Timmyboo’s Birthday! 03:18:06  Senator Kennedy Sexifies Children Books 05:38:16  Space Raptor Butt Invasions Reading Rainbow Review 07:02:08  Mentally Ill Woman Thinks All Fast Food Employees Are Poisoning Her Water 17:26:11  Meade Decides On An Ideal Body To Shoot For 23:32:09  Meade Love Song To A Teddy Bear 25:51:07  City […] The post Good Night Butt Twat first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:28:17  Did JD Vance Fuck A Sofa? 03:59:20  JD Vance Fucks A Leather Couch – Erotic Story 17:15:10  Pretend Girlfriend Fights / Freakouts ASMR 23:36:18  Olympic Controversy 24:59:03 DV’s Olympic Correspondent: Galileo2333 27:33:23  Galileo Vs. Banned Disney Character 31:05:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow For My Birthday 33:04:19  Screwdriving Your […] The post Latex, Lube, And Sexy Couch Cleavage – A Sofa Love Story first appeared on Distorted View Daily.