Sinopsis
Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
Episodios
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![Everyones clapping as Sorcha steers Samantha Power to the front row - Normal Sheeple excerpt #1]()
"Everyone's clapping as Sorcha steers Samantha Power to the front row" - Normal Sheeple excerpt #1
16/08/2021 Duración: 10minThis week we're bringing you four exclusive excerpts from the latest Ross O'Carroll-Kelly book, Normal Sheeple, which is released on Wednesday 18th August.Today: Sorcha takes control of Samantha Power's visit to her alma-mater Mount Anville. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘His wife moves the cursor on his work laptop every five minutes, so it doesn’t go into sleep mode’]()
‘His wife moves the cursor on his work laptop every five minutes, so it doesn’t go into sleep mode’
07/08/2021 Duración: 06minToni Loscher next door is power-washing the wooden patio again. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I want you to, like, Insta-story my Covid test journey’]()
‘I want you to, like, Insta-story my Covid test journey’
30/07/2021 Duración: 06minSorcha and her ‘symptoms’ want me to tag along for her PCR test See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![Are you suggesting I pretend to have Covid?’]()
'Are you suggesting I pretend to have Covid?’
23/07/2021 Duración: 06minI end up lying on her behalf to get her out of an unwanted visit to – oh my God – Lusk See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara taught me how to drink a Mortini in three mouthfuls’]()
‘Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara taught me how to drink a Mortini in three mouthfuls’
17/07/2021 Duración: 06minRoss’ father is determined to make sure a birthday party takes place indoors in the Horseshoe Bar See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Ronan showed me how to light a fire and make it look like an accident’]()
‘Ronan showed me how to light a fire and make it look like an accident’
09/07/2021 Duración: 06minRoss can’t face a week in a mobile home with Garret and Claire, but Honor has a plan See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I’d rather rip out my molars with a pliers than holiday in Ireland again’]()
‘I’d rather rip out my molars with a pliers than holiday in Ireland again’
02/07/2021 Duración: 06min‘So what’s there to see in Ballycanew?’ ‘A Daybreak and a Londis’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘You’ve massively disimproved with age ... The big, fat rugby head on you’]()
‘You’ve massively disimproved with age ... The big, fat rugby head on you’
26/06/2021 Duración: 06minI'm looking at the other 41-year-old men and I’m thinking how well I look by comparison See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘I’ll throw on my nudey lady borbecue apron’]()
‘I’ll throw on my nudey lady borbecue apron’
18/06/2021 Duración: 06minSorcha panics during a gathering of friends but Ross is on hand to help See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![I’m like Cersei Lannister – refusing to leave the throne]()
I’m like Cersei Lannister – refusing to leave the throne
11/06/2021 Duración: 06minIt’s the first day of the Leaving Cert and my hands are shaking like the old dear’s when I hide the corkscrews See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘There wasn’t even a turn-down service, Judge. I’ll be having flashbacks for as long as I live’]()
‘There wasn’t even a turn-down service, Judge. I’ll be having flashbacks for as long as I live’
28/05/2021 Duración: 06min‘I’d rather spend next 12 months in prison than endure one more night in a limited services hotel’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Rugby banter is taking a dump in someone’s shoes’]()
‘Rugby banter is taking a dump in someone’s shoes’
21/05/2021 Duración: 06minRoss is pressured into chopping off Christian’s top knot in the name of ‘rugby banter’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Rugby is not pass the porcel, Morcus’]()
‘Rugby is not pass the porcel, Morcus’
14/05/2021 Duración: 06minRugby training is back and Brian, Johnny and Leo are in a loser pod See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![Then she says it – the words all south Dublin parents dread]()
'Then she says it – the words all south Dublin parents dread'
07/05/2021 Duración: 06minHonor gets frank with Ross after he fails to see the painful truth about his boys’ rugby abilities See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘They brought a corvery dinner to my room!’]()
‘They brought a corvery dinner to my room!’
30/04/2021 Duración: 06min‘Who in the name of God eats four types of potato with their dinner?’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘We’re looking for Fionnuala O’Carroll-Kelly. She absconded from quarantine this morning’]()
‘We’re looking for Fionnuala O’Carroll-Kelly. She absconded from quarantine this morning’
23/04/2021 Duración: 06minRoss's parents continue to play by their own rules when it comes to lockdown. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![I just assumed quarantine wouldn’t affect people like us]()
'I just assumed quarantine wouldn’t affect people like us'
17/04/2021 Duración: 07minRoss's mother finds herself in mandatory hotel quarantine. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘Get in before they change their minds and haul your orse back to jail’]()
‘Get in before they change their minds and haul your orse back to jail’
09/04/2021 Duración: 06minRoss collects his unrepentant anti-lockdown dad from Mountjoy. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![My opening line in the Irish oral was ‘Bonjour’. I never really recovered after that]()
My opening line in the Irish oral was ‘Bonjour’. I never really recovered after that
02/04/2021 Duración: 06minHonor devises a strategy for Ross as he attempts the exam for the second time See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
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![‘The judge tells us – in, like, legal language – to shut the fock up’]()
‘The judge tells us – in, like, legal language – to shut the fock up’
26/03/2021 Duración: 07minThe old man tells the court he broke lockdown and refuses ‘to live under your mortial law!’ See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.
