Sinopsis
Described by George Hook as the greatest Irish player never to make it and described by everyone else who knows him as a shallow, self-obsessed idiot.
Episodios
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![The SUV Avenger has slashed the tyres on Sorcha’s cor]()
The SUV Avenger has slashed the tyres on Sorcha’s cor
24/06/2023 Duración: 06minSo – yeah, no – we’re at the recycling centre with a boot full of empty cans and bottles from a recent borbecue to celebrate Sorcha’s 43rd birthday and me having nine penalty points wiped from my driving licence on appeal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![‘Bloomsday is God’s way of telling middle class people they have too much time on their hands’]()
‘Bloomsday is God’s way of telling middle class people they have too much time on their hands’
16/06/2023 Duración: 06minI’m standing outside the famous Galloper on the Stillorgan dualler when Ronan rocks up. He’s as surprised to see me as I am to see him? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![There’s nothing like the school sports day to get the old competitive juices flowing]()
There’s nothing like the school sports day to get the old competitive juices flowing
09/06/2023 Duración: 06minI have to confess to getting a bit carried away, and I stort shouting things like, ‘Eat it up, you pack of losers!’ at the other moms and dads Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![‘I want to have – oh my God – everything done?’ Honor goes. ‘My chin, my nose, my forehead, my lips’]()
‘I want to have – oh my God – everything done?’ Honor goes. ‘My chin, my nose, my forehead, my lips’
02/06/2023 Duración: 06minHonor has been walking around under a bit of a cloud ever since a dude by the name of Jonah – Wesley College, before you ask – friend-zoned her. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![‘What does Patrick Kielty have that I don’t?’ asks the old dear]()
‘What does Patrick Kielty have that I don’t?’ asks the old dear
26/05/2023 Duración: 06minThere’s no mystery as to why they chose Kielty for the Late Late. He’s not 76 years old. His bodily organs didn’t come from a black morket doctor in Bogotá Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![The old man is a focking embarrassment at rugby matches]()
The old man is a focking embarrassment at rugby matches
20/05/2023 Duración: 06minThe old man is on the phone, shouting at me in his usual all-caps voice. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![The two of them are staring at me like this is the worst thing I’ve ever done. It’s not even in the top 10]()
The two of them are staring at me like this is the worst thing I’ve ever done. It’s not even in the top 10
12/05/2023 Duración: 06minSo we’re at a dinner in the famous Rochestown Lodge in – let’s be honest here – Sallynoggin, to raise money for the Seapoint Rugby Club U-8s Trip to Biarritz: Leave No Child Behind. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![Honor says Joshua just wants to be friends. Better than nothing I say, but I hate lying to the girl]()
Honor says Joshua just wants to be friends. Better than nothing I say, but I hate lying to the girl
05/05/2023 Duración: 05minHonor goes, ‘It’s because I’m not good-looking.’ I’m there, ‘Looks aren’t important, Honor,’ and I’ve no idea where I’m pulling these lines from. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![I’m the father of a 15-year-old girl. I think, by this stage, I’ve earned the right to embarrass her?]()
I’m the father of a 15-year-old girl. I think, by this stage, I’ve earned the right to embarrass her?
28/04/2023 Duración: 05minHe’s, like, standing right in front of the gaff, staring at his phone. I throw open the front door and I’m like, “Whatever you’re selling, fock off before I call the Feds,” which would be pretty much por for the course in these ports? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![‘I’ve been polyamorous since the late 1990s’]()
‘I’ve been polyamorous since the late 1990s’
21/04/2023 Duración: 06minPeople talk about polyamory like it’s a new thing. I’ve been polyamorous since the late 1990s. It’s just that I’ve never told my wife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![Here we are on the roof of the house, vaping away to our horts’ content]()
Here we are on the roof of the house, vaping away to our horts’ content
14/04/2023 Duración: 06minI know they say it’s not good for your health but my relationship with Honor has never been better Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![The old dear arrives at the door, smelling like a distillery tour, asking to see her granddaughters]()
The old dear arrives at the door, smelling like a distillery tour, asking to see her granddaughters
11/04/2023 Duración: 06minShe has so much filler in her face that she looks like she’s had herself embalmed to save us the trouble when she finally pops it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![We’re a father and daughter vaping away to beat the band, properly bonding]()
We’re a father and daughter vaping away to beat the band, properly bonding
31/03/2023 Duración: 06minIf everybody is doing something how bad can it be, Ross thinks, as he submits to peer pressure from his daughter and discovers vaping Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![I’m 43. Andy Farrell would want to be pretty focking desperate for a 10 to pick me]()
I’m 43. Andy Farrell would want to be pretty focking desperate for a 10 to pick me
27/03/2023 Duración: 06minThe old dear rings me and asks me to meet her for Sunday lunch in some, I don’t know, random Italian restaurant in Ranelagh. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![What a day . . . I’ll just send a quick congrats text to Johnny Sexton]()
What a day . . . I’ll just send a quick congrats text to Johnny Sexton
21/03/2023 Duración: 06minThe final whistle blows and I burst into tears. The greatest day of my life? It’s definitely up there. People bang on about the birth of their children, but children let you down. This Ireland team never do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![Girls, if Johnny Sexton was here, he’d tell you – you are never, ever beaten]()
Girls, if Johnny Sexton was here, he’d tell you – you are never, ever beaten
17/03/2023 Duración: 06minThe big Castlerock College versus Newpork Comprehensive showdown has arrived Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![Now I’m doing something that I never do, doubting myself]()
Now I’m doing something that I never do, doubting myself
10/03/2023 Duración: 05minWhen his ‘back me or sack me’ move backfires, Ross is left in a mild depression having lost his job as the coach of Castlerock College girls rugby team. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![I want this school to be a conveyor belt of women’s rugby talent]()
I want this school to be a conveyor belt of women’s rugby talent
03/03/2023 Duración: 06minThe Rossmeister General finds out about the ‘deleterious effect’ rugby is having on academic and behavioural standards among girls at school Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![I’ve ended up on a poster for adult incontinence treatment on a gable wall in, like, Ranelagh]()
I’ve ended up on a poster for adult incontinence treatment on a gable wall in, like, Ranelagh
24/02/2023 Duración: 06minOnly the crookedest lawyer in Ireland can get me out of this contract I accidentally signed with a modelling agency Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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![I’m getting the tattoo of J-Lowe, a late 40th birthday present to myself]()
I’m getting the tattoo of J-Lowe, a late 40th birthday present to myself
17/02/2023 Duración: 05minIt’s, like, Monday morning and I’ve taken the boys for a haircut – or, to be more, I don’t know, pacific, I’ve dumped them in the borber’s while me and Honor are sitting in the coffee shop next door. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
