Sleepycabin

Zach, Chris, and Mick send Cory to Mars... but he's not alone. What NASA won't tell you, what the world doesn't want you to know... is revealed to you in appetite-defying gory detail. Also, sasquatch-Jesus. The 2nd coming. Honestly, I don't even know anymore. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Zach (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) Mick (www.youtube.com/user/ricepiratenewgrounds) Podcast editing by: Chris (Oney) - Main Edit Mick (Ricepirate) - Final Pass Music by : Kevin Macleod http://incompetech.com +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Brian Adam . Jace Baker . Denis DeLong Liam Staley . Sonny Canchola . Paul Raymond Lucas Boucher . ubernoobinator . Matt Gronhovd Rodolfo Davis Millet . C

Age-old sex sims, video game boob physics gone terribly wrong. Chris, Niall, and Cory recount their childhood sleepovers, speaking professional "sims", dragging explosions over poor unsuspecting children, and avoiding those awkward mornings after pals be rufflin' the sheets... in the carnal sense. Also, sidewalks. Tiny, narrow, death-taunting sidewalks... +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Tom Ryan - Main Edit Ricepirate - Final Pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Brian Adam . Jace Baker . Denis DeLong Liam Staley . Sonny Canchola . Paul Raymond Lucas Boucher . ubernoobinator . Matt Gronhovd Rodolfo Davis Mill

The crew heads up to NYC to Shanghai Zach into recounting his latest head-on collision with New York's finest. Politics, Celebrities, trapdoors meant to ensnare drunken victims into glass cages for parents to better educate their children against the dangers of maritime lawlessness. And the very first sleepypasta ... or creepycabin.... creepycast? Donkey Kong improv spookfest... yah, ok. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Zach (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/user/ricepiratenewgrounds) Regular Guest: Shadman (www.youtube.com/user/TheRealShadman) Music by Kevin MacLeod: https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/ Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Jakub Z - Main Edit Ricepirate - Final Pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to som

Join Cory, Niall, and Mick as they explore the detailed anatomy of skid marks, devise the definitive manifesto of Rated-R movies, and drop gossip about the big school dance. Also Cory gets sexually assaulted by the hobo prom queen, while Mick and Niall murder a "25 pound" gummi bear. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/user/ricepiratenewgrounds) Niall (https://www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Podcast editing by: Ricepirate - Initial edit / Final Pass Tom Ryan - Main Edit +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Brian Adam . Nicholas Rose . Jace Baker Denis DeLong . Liam Staley . Sonny Canchola Susparty . Paul Raymond . ubernoobinator Matt Gronhovd . Travis Wager . Rodolfo Davis Millet Windmill Punches . Corb

Stamper returns to take us on a tour of the 13th floor. Discover the mysteries of Astral Protractors. Claw through the cobwebs of trademarks and copyrights. Join the chorus of Latin gibberish. And finally ... at the end of the dark and eerie rhombus ... stare deep into the burning olive eyes of the Stinky Cheese man. Oh boy. EDIT : Re-uploaded podcast so music didn't overlap. If you downloaded it right at release, feel free to grab the edited file. Not much difference. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (https://www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Special "Guest": Stamper (www.youtube.com/user/StamperTV) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Jakub Z - Main Edit Ricepirate - Final pass Music by Kevin Macleod (https://incompetech.com) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANK

What song would you whistle while murdering your victims? Why does Chris want Orcs to molest his D&D character? How will Cory and Mick survive an apocalyptic Earth invasion by butt-fingering 12-foot tall aliens? Find out this and more. And don't forget to dress for the award ceremony. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/user/ricepiratenewgrounds) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Tom Ryan - Main Edit Ricepirate - Final pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Brian Adam . Nicholas Rose . Jace Baker Denis DeLong . Liam Staley . Sonny Canchola Susparty . Paul Raymond . ubernoobinator Matt Gronhovd . Travis Wager . Rodolfo Davis Millet Windmill Punches . Corbin R

Chris returns from Ireland to discuss Star Wars spoilers and the nature and consequence of unchecked cloning. Cory spills the beans on how he really feels about dad-jokes about skeletons. Niall describes the perfect child. And Jeff has a 4-way conversation with himself, ending in a carnal affair with one of the members of SleepyCabin. Join us. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) JohnnyUtah (www.johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Jakub Z - Main Edit Ricepirate - Final pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Jace Baker Denis DeLong . Liam Staley. Skooks Sonny Canchola . Susparty . Paul Raymond Lucas Boucher . ubernoobinator . Travis Wager

Cory returns from Missouri with tall tales of jaguars, Jesus, and stinky-ass hippie jerks! Meanwhile Shad recounts how his ass and wallet were plundered by Swiss cons, while Jeff and Mick recount doing dirty donuts in the school parking lot. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/ricepiratenewgrounds) JohnnyUtah (www.johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) With Special Guest: Shadman (NSFW - www.shadbase.com) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Tom Ryan - Main Edit (@tomrmusic) Ricepirate - Final pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Jace Baker Denis DeLong . Liam Staley. Skooks Sonny Canchola . Susparty . Paul Raymond Lucas Boucher . ubernoobinator . Travis Wager Windmill Punches . Corbin Record . Dean Borris Andrew Dore .

Zach, Chris, Cory, and Niall discuss the the horrifying helplessness of sleep paralysis, naked mothers, sleeping on the job, and second-life. Meanwhile, Cory seeks justice from Niall's wild accusations, and the truth of the monkey-raping-a-frog-face debacle is battled in court. *NOTE : Yes, this is another shorter podcast. It was recorded around Christmas. Both this and the New Years podcasts were a little shorter, due to the holidays. Don't worry, we'll be back on track for the longer podcasts next week. Courtroom music clip by masterjiji http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/download/157728 And special thanks to fegetlord3000 (on Twitch) for helping find some great SFX. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) OneyNG (www.youtube.com/user/OneyNG) Spazkidin3D (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Podcast editing by: Niall - Initial edit Tom Ryan - Main edit Ricepirate - Final pass +++

A new years miracle unfolds as Stamper returns to the podcast as our first guest of 2016, along with good guy Shadman. A bit shorter than the usual episodes but it's the Christmas/New Years holiday season and shit is stupid crazy right now getoffmybackokayGODDAAMN! Anyway! ... please enjoy, dear friends, and let us join hands as we venture forth into 2016: the year all our dreams came true. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/RicepirateNewgrounds) JohnnyUtah (www.johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) With Special Guests: Stamper (www.youtube.com/user/StamperTV) Shadman (NSFW - www.shadbase.com) Podcast editing by: Ricepirate +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Jace Baker Denis DeLong . Liam Staley. Skooks Sonny Canchola . Susparty . Paul Raymond Lucas Boucher . ubernoob

Ever wished upon a shimmering star that you'd one day become a lonely unbathed game developer? Then wish no longer, friend. SleepyCabin presents a special "Game Developer" podcast that'll have you plotting out equations on the most efficient "lols" of your life. Also Minecraft ... lots of Minecraft. Here's a link to an image the guys referred to: http://sleepycabin.com/cabinshit/uploads/2015/12/s2e6_griefing.png +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: JohnnyUtah (www.johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) With Special Guests: Tom Fulp (www.newgrounds.com) Michael Swain (www.theswain.com) Podcast editing by: Tom Ryan (@tomrmusic) Niall — Initial edit Ricepirate — Final pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Jace Ba

Join us, as our special Australian guest Jazza, teaches the SleepyCabin crew about the many wonders of the majestic Outback. We sing, we scream, we soar high into the breasts of divinity. All praise Sonic Jesus. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) And our Special Guest: Jazza (www.youtube.com/user/DrawWithJazza) Podcast editing by: Ricepirate — Main edit Niall — Initial edit +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Jace Baker . Denis DeLong . Trevor Wood Liam Staley . skooks . Sonny Canchola Susparty . Paul Raymond . Lucas Boucher ubernoobinator . Matt Gronhovd . Travis Wager Schegerino . Rodolfo Davis Millet . Wind

Niall discovers the anatomy of a hard-on. Zach graduates from football class. Mick rejects the temptation of dog ass. And somewhere, there's a documentary about a man breaking his dick fucking a pool. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Psychicpebbles (https://www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/ricepiratenewgrounds) Niall (https://www.youtube.com/user/CryBurgers) Podcast editing by: Jakub Z — Main edit (https://www.youtube.com/Jakeuro) Niall — Initial edit Ricepirate — Final pass +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells . Ryan Pagonis . Creeps McPasta Jace Baker . Denis DeLong . Trevor Wood Liam Staley . skooks . Sonny Canchola Susparty . Paul Raymond . Lucas Boucher ubernoobinator . Matt Gronhovd . Travis Wager Schegerino . Rodolfo Davis Millet . Windmill Punches Andrew Dore . El

Tired and delirious, we push through the night. Sit back, relax, and let the unwashed drivel consume you, as the gang discusses movies, taxes, untimely deaths, and oh so much more. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/ricepiratenewgrounds) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) JohnnyUtah (www.johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) Podcast editing Maestro: Tom Ryan (@tomrmusic) Ricepirate +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells, Ryan Pagonis, Chris Cunniffe, Creeps McPasta Jace Baker, Denis DeLong, Trevor Wood, Liam Staley, skooks Sonny Canchola, Susparty, Paul Raymond, Lucas Boucher Michael Westermeyer, Riley Paul, ubernoobinator, Matt Gronhovd William Sawikin, Travis Wager, Schegerino, Rodolfo Davis Millet Windmill Punches, Corbin Record, Dean Borris, Andrew

Shadman joins the gang, as we discuss modern methods of kidnapping children, spiritual molestation, robots who dream of God, the nature of marriage, the perfect wedding getaway, and Chris getting picked on by gangs of kids. Disclaimer : If you're genuinely offended by any use of the words 'retard' and 'rape', then listen at your own discretion. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/ricepiratenewgrounds) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) With special guest: Shadman (NSFW! www.shadbase.com) | twitter.com/shadbase Podcast editing Maestro: Tom Ryan (@tomrmusic) and Ricepirate +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells, Ryan Pagonis, Chris Cunniffe, Creeps McPasta Jace Baker, Denis DeLong, Trevor Wood, Liam Staley, skooks Sonny Canchola, Susparty, Pa

Light the beacons, lift your mugs, and gently spank the asses of every newborn babe in town - SleepyCast is back on the air. The new season starts off with a very special guest: creative comrade and good pal to all, JonTron. Welcome back to the cabin, dear friends. +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Your hosts for the evening: Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/ricepiratenewgrounds) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/user/Spazkidin3D) Niall (www.youtube.com/channel/UCHtW_wMijdpIx5IJeVqHIlg) With special guest: JonTron (www.youtube.com/user/JonTronShow) | twitter.com/JonTronShow Podcast editing Maestro: Tom Ryan (https://soundcloud.com/tomrmusic) +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Yo, we're on Patreon if you wanna throw us a buck! http://www.patreon.com/SleepyCabin A SUPER SPECIAL THANKS to some of our generous supporters: Shane Danells, Ryan Pagonis, Chris Cunniffe, Creeps McPasta Jace Baker, Denis DeLong, Trevor

SleepyCast Editor Manhunt : Final Round Editor : Tom Ryan

SleepyCast Editor Manhunt : Final Round Editor : Tender Tacos

SleepyCast Editor Manhunt : Final Round Editor : Jakub Zieba

The season finale of SleepyCast is upon you all. It is consensual, so we don't give a fuck what your counselor says. We answer questions from Patreon and Reddit, and give Tom Fulp the gangbang of his life. Very much love to all y'all, and we'll be back on the air in a few months, so go outside and greet the world, you cave-dwelling stank-encrusted hobgoblins... oh wait. Fuck. That's us. Nevermind. Kiss. This episode starring: Stamper (www.youtube.com/StamperTV) Oney (www.youtube.com/OneyNG) Ricepirate (www.youtube.com/ricepiratenewgrounds) Psychicpebbles (www.youtube.com/user/psychicpebbles) Spazkid (www.youtube.com/Spazkidin3d) Niall (www.youtube.com/Cryburgers) JohnnyUtah (www.johnnyutah.newgrounds.com) And special guest Tom Fulp (ruler of www.Newgrounds.com) On twitter - https://twitter.com/tomfulp Your editors: Stamper - Patreon Q/A Niall - Guest spot with Tom Fulp Ricepirate - Reddit Q/A and Final edit Music by: Oney - New intro Kevin Macleod - various additional pieces +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++