Another Wasted Hour

Do not go quietly into that good night, rage, RAGE at the fact that Popeyes is still sold out of sandwiches! We find a real life Dexter, but for addicts! And we knew Florida is crazy, but won't believe what we found for sale down there! The Neuro Farm has created a new Dark Wave concert series!  Check them, and other bands, out at Dark Wave Night 3 on Saturday, October 5th at the Pie Shop in Washington D.C.  For more info and more music visit http://www.theneurofarm.com 

This week! Good news! We may have found a reason to jump start Space Force! We're devestated to learn that Dairy Queen apparently DOESN'T sell human burgers, and we can add laser-wielding sex-pigs to the list of things we need to watch out for. And why did no one tell us that "fart expert" was a real job? Mystery Friends are playing the Pie Shop in Washington D.C. on Thursday, September 5th to benefit Engineers Without Borders.  For more info visit: https://www.mysteryfriendsmusic.com

We discover a whole new meaning for the phrase "fast food!" People still aren't talking about what's happening in Russia, but more importantly we discover that maybe we all shouldn't have dismissed "The Emoji Movie" so quickly! And why does the most suspicious thing about a mysterious death involve a cat? Zen Warship is playing the Labor Day Music Festival at the Lincoln Theater in Washington D.C. on Saturday, August 31.  For more info and music visit http://www.facebook.com/zenwarshipband

On this week's episode of musical whiplash! The world is reminded once again of the dangers of method-acting! The US destroys racism one chocolate at a time and Keith un-masks the identity of TV Head! And if you get in trouble for "liberty business," have we got the dress for you! La Unica are playing Yards Park in Washington D.C. on Friday, August 23rd for the Capitol Riverfront Friday Night Concert Series.  For more info and music, visit: http://www.launicamusic.com

The show's idiot brought on three different bands! Not to spoil anything, but one of them is corgi-collecting royalty! We consider making our guests knit the entire show, and we just can't figure out why everyone is so abuzz about this newest health craze. Elizabeth II, Fellowcraft, and Cat Janice are all playing at 8pm on Friday, August 30th at Union Stage in Washington D.C.  Check them all out at: www.facebook.com/elizabethIImusic www.fellowcraftband.comwww.catjancemusic.com

If you thought Alabama Meth-Gators were bad, just wait until you hear about Florida Nuke-Crocs! And in a surprise to nobody, perverts continue to ruin things for naked people, and it turns out Mother Nature is getting her revenge by taking out our trains! Ethan Andrew is releasing three new songs “I Am”, “Hidden Hand”, and a cover The Fire Theft's song “Heaven” on Monday, August 5th.  For more music, info, and upcoming shows, visit: http://www.facebook.com/ethanandrewmusic

We discuss which is more terrifying: meth gators, or weaponized ticks? It turns out my court case against Keith for all the emojis he keeps sending me may be more problematic than I believed, and we learn that netflix and porn are killing the planet! I might just go aid that endeavor while I wait for this episode to bounce... Taller Tales is releasing their new EP "Kalorama" on September 27th (Courtesy of Rad Pop Records) on all major music platforms. To find out more and see their tour schedule, visit www.tallertalesmusic.com

Keith keeps getting on me to get this show mixed, so I'm calling the cops for his "controlling behavior!" We find out that swimming with sharks is far safer than we thought, and that scientists are getting closer to unleashing a real-life B-list horror film about brains! The Upstarters are playing Saturday, July 13th at Dangerously Delicious Pies in Washington D.C.  For more music and live shows, check them out at: http://www.upstartersband.com

Germany leads the way in innovative, modern solutions to combat your local Nazis! Keith unveils his most important topics for the Democratic debates, and we discover that our greatest fear since we were young men is actually true. And have we got a new health craze you're absolutely not interested in... Doc Pine and The Respect He Deserves are playing Sunday, July 7th at 11am for First Sunday off West Street in Annapolis, MD.  For more shows and music visit: https://www.facebook.com/Doc-Pine-The-Respect-He-Deserves-1608528449453579/

We discover the most pointless way to reduce domestic violence yet imagined! Keith's idea for how to prevent internet hacking reaches an all new low and we find a pitbull that wants to be a cop. Perfect timing to protect us from apparent attack-squirrels! Ambition Radio is a weekly podcast discovering the balance between life, career, and passions. It is available at all podcast outlets and at: http://www.ambitionradio.us

We discover that there might be a method to the madness that is a DC traffic circle! We discuss healthy ways to deceive children, and why everyone should be keeping a decent wet/dry vac at home! And for God's sake, just pick up your own damn fast-food! Jason Mendelson is playing on Sunday, June 23rd at Galaxy Hut in Arlington, VA. Look for his new EP "Scenes" in mid September and visit www.JasonMendelsonMusic.com for more music and future events.

We discover there might just be something to this conspiracy that fireflies are actually alien lasers coming to get you! We find a rental-transportation system even worse than those damn scooters, and if you believe we have the newest way to heat up your love life, then some Russians might just have a bridge to sell you... Dan Wolff is playing Saturday, June 15th at Willies Brew and Que in Washington D.C. His new EP "Folkin’ Around" is now available online.  To find out more visit:  www.danwolffmusic.com  

We discover that even in drug-running, customer satisfaction is critical! The power of positive thinking could even reach into the political realm, and searching for "ballot box stuffer" on Pornhub could lead to some...interesting results? Jarreau Williams is playing the Wednesdays at the Warf concert series in Washington D.C. on Wednesday. June 12th.  Check out his new single “That Summer” on all digital music services and give him a like at: www.facebook.com/jwxperience  

Keith unearths evidence that America is on its first steps to becoming that movie "The Road." We also discover the most advanced car security device outside a commercial from Robocop! And is that an apex-predator in your pants, or are you just happy to see us?  That and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! A Shrewness of Apes released their brand new, self titled album on Saturday, May 18th. Check it out and upcoming shows at http://www.AShrewdnessOfApesMusic.com

We present the road-map for how Alec Baldwin could become our next President! We debate what kind of food we'll turn Keith into when we compost him! And we also discover that we should be taking extra care to watch out for...goblins?  On this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! Galen Clark is playing Thursday, May 9th at Tin Lizzy Wine Works in Clarksville, MD.  To hear more music, catch him on Spotify at: https://open.spotify.com/album/5HwehakYQVc3h84y0Y3P7j?si=u-TDVQZ9Rsm3kT0fZv-ujA

We wonder if Australia, among other things, knows the definition of the word "irony." And is this newest organic, natural food for adults idea gonna be the next big thing? And just what the hell HAVE the Chinese been watching every Sunday night for the past several years? Kai Orion is playing a house concert at the Commune in Washington D.C. on  Sunday, April 28th.  For details, tickets, and more music visit http://www.kiaorion.com  

On this week's episode of comical technical errors! We debate whether its better for teens to avoid junk food or for them to weaponize it so they can avoid mandatory military service! And we discover our parents throwing out our Pokemon cards when we went off to school is not the worst thing that could have happened! The Gayle Harrod Band is playing Saturday, April 20th at Edith May's Paradise in Jessup, MD.  For more music and info, visit: www.TheGayleHarrodBand.com

We finally discover a single redeeming quality about dubstep! We discover that Keith has a hard time pronouncing the word "lemur" and that Arkansas is finally taking a stand against the health-food radicals! All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! The Neuro Farm is playing on Saturday, May 11th at the Dew Drop Inn in Washington D.C.  For more music and info visit: https://www.theneurofarm.com/

We study the link between viral marketing and that burning sensation when you pee! We discuss what the best kind of footwear is for storing your guns and we find out all we need to learn how to fly is our iPads! All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! Black Dog Prowl's new EP "Resigned Lousy State" is being released on Friday, March 29th.  They will be playing Gypsy Sally's in D.C. on Saturday, April 6th.  For more music, and future events, visit http://www.BlackDogProwl.com

We discuss the merits of a digital whoopie cushion and make handwritten notes assuring our listeners that this podcast is NOT A BOMB! To all our male listeners in Georgia, don't forget to report your orgasms! All that and more on this week's episode of Another Wasted Hour! The Ellevators released their brand new EP "Future Shit" on March 1st.  Check it out on all popular music platforms.  Also check out more of Michael Stettes' projects at http://stettes.bandcamp.com