Brad And John - Mornings On Kism

Someone stole a petrified walrus penis from the "Donkey Bar"...a man hotwired a bulldozer at a construction site and tried run over some cops...and a woman in India filed a complaint against her husband to be claiming he concealed that fact that he is bald!

A runaway garbage truck slammed into a house...a man had a 550-pound bear living in his crawl space...and Whidbey Island 911 calls!

A runaway garbage truck slammed into a house...a man had a 550-pound bear living in his crawl space...and Whidbey Island 911 calls!

Stars that are named after stars! The International Astronomical Union is the only organization that can name a star after someone and here are a few of the celebrities who have the honor!

The man in Salem Oregon who had taken orders for thousands of pairs of rare Michael Jordan shoes that he never delivered on! His lavish lifestyle from ripping people off eventually came crashing down!

Here are a couple funny calls about dogs getting things they shouldn't have!

OK dog people, tell us the top 3 things you hate your dogs getting into!

Down in Key West Florida Jimmy Buffett's old recording studio is slated to be torn down. Members of his family, band and many "parrotheads" want to see it get preserved!

An expectant mother on Anderson Island was being taken to the hospital by a boat from the fire dept when, thanks to the waves, she had her baby right there on the water!

A man got beaten up at Disneyland for complaining about another family taking cuts in line...a 41-year-old woman was naked in a neighbor's pond claiming she was a mermaid...and a man was so angry about his KFC gravy that he came back and stabbed an employee!

A driver survives his car flying off of a bridge...a man is suing a restaurant saying they outed his affair to his wife...and cops shut down a road for hours because they thought a man had radioactive materials in his car!

Elvis would have turned 91 today. Here is some audio of a very angry Elvis denying that he had ever done heroin!

The man who invited over 100 people to come kick him in the crotch!

This morning's early edition of "I can't believe its news" featured a batch of Whidbey Island 911 calls!

Celebrities Pink and Cary Hart have been married for 20 years! Did you know that she actually proposed to him!? We found a couple ladies listening this morning that did too!

There is a cool music festival this weekend featuring 20 bands, beer, food, raffles and more! It all benefits kids getting musical instruments! Give a listen and make plans for Saturday!

Brad is back in the gym for the new year but this time he is going with his wife! To which there are some pros and cons!

Today Kenny Loggins turns 78 and because he was part of so many great movie soundtracks, today's top 3 question was, name your top 3 soundtracks!

A man chose to strip off all of his clothes in the presence of the Emperor of Japan...and Whidbey Island 911 calls!

A man offered over 100 people the chance to come kick him in the crotch...a so called 'fortune teller" told a woman she was going to lose something valuable, right before he stole her cellphone...and a man was arrested for theft at a Dollar General store 2 weeks after getting released from prison!