Teen Creeps With Kelly Nugent And Lindsay Katai

YOUR SWEET SIXTEEN... AND YOU'RE MINE! Kelly and Katai somehow slog through the book no one was clamoring for, Nicholas Pine's "Sixteen Candles," and against all odds, discuss how absolutely not exciting it is to turn sixteen, the importance of looks above all else, and what the Goldilocks of body types is. Also, more. Lots, lots more.* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

EVIL, EVIL EVERYWHERE! Kelly and Katai are joined by comedian, writer, and frankly, expert Jamie Loftus (The Bechdel Cast) to read Caroline B. Cooney's extremely soggy "The Fog," and to look at old haggard plastic bags full of peaches (old women), open up a mouth full of corn cob teeth, pledge their allegiance to the will of the sea, and SO... MUCH... MORE!!!* CHECK OUT THE BECHDEL CAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bechdel-cast/id1180733925 CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE IN CROWD IS HANGING OUT... WITH A KILLER! Kelly and Katai jam out with their clams out on Bebe Faas Rice's "Class Trip," and discuss how little depression and sobriety matter, the permanently formative year of 2004, and the grim reality of the Robin Hood chastity belt.* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THEY WANTED HER KILLED... A SECOND TIME! Kelly and Katai work their absolute hardest to discuss Christopher Pike's "Remember Me 3: The Last Story." What's the deal with this Roger guy? Why didn't they remember Remember Me? Something happened in a hospital? I guess! Let's assume! All this... and so much more!* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER! Kelly and Katai are joined by Julie Greiner (Clickhole) (!!!) to munch and crunch on R.L. Stine's "Beach House," and to discuss why their house is built on a time warp, how scary it is to be scared, the joke of being angry in the ocean (sad), and so, so much more! Plus, Kelly reveals what all men who talk to women on the street look like!* CHECK JULIE OUT ONLINE! https://www.twitch.tv/everythingnowshow https://www.twitter.com/julieabridged CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE STORY OF THE CASTEEL FAMILY CONTINUES! Kelly and Katai are back with another entrant in V.C. Andrews' Heaven series, "Dark Angel." Tune in for some deeply upsetting grandma dynamics and a pretty good incest ratio!* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE DEAD ARE DYING... TO LIVE AGAIN! Kelly is joined by LoDunc correspondent Patrick Ehlers (Nintendo Cartridge Society) to discuss Lois Duncan's "Down A Dark Hall," what concussions feel like, exactly which side of the door the locks are on, and what it takes to get one's LoDunc Boyhood revoked.* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE MOST FRIGHTENING BOOK STEPHEN KING HAS EVER WRITTEN! Kelly and Katai take a trip to the movies to see "Pet Sematary" (but don't worry, they read it too!), and discuss the social cost of tattooed makeup, zombie makeouts, endless head bonks, adorable undead, why female directors kick ass, and so much more!* CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS ON TWITTER, INSTAGRAM, & FACEBOOK: https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST http://foreverdogproductions.com/fdpn/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IT'S NO JOKE... IT'S MURDER! Kelly and Katai are NOT joined by Omar Najam (Thank You for Questing) to NOT talk about Richie Tankersley Cusick's "April Fools," and who really gets to be King of Fools (and by whose authority), and how literally disgusting divorce is (especially if your mom has a job), and all the surprises hand strength has to offer.* CHECK OMAR OUT: https://www.twitter.com/omarnajam https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/thank-you-for-questing/id1331274085?mt=2 SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DON'T STOP NOW. Kelly and Katai are joined by Ben Blacker (Thrilling Adventure Hour, The Writer's Panel) to discuss R.L. Stine's "The Hitchhiker," the metaphorical importance of wet lips, the terrible things that every girl and woman on earth wants to accomplish, and using every part of the allegory buffalo. Plus, Ben kills Kelly for her Ford Windstar! LISTEN TO BEN'S PODCASTS: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-thrilling-adventure-hour-treasury/id408691897?mt=2 https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-writers-panel-with-ben-blacker/id455020248?mt=2 SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and

ONE GOOD WITCH. ONE BAD WITCH. ONE HUMAN WOMAN. Kelly and Katai absolutely gobble up L.J. Smith's Night World Book 3: Spellbinder and discuss their tuxedo priorities, which works of literature are most relevant to hell ghosts, and exactly when the Age of Revolutions began and ended. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

YOU CAN DIE LAUGHING! Kelly and Katai dive deep into Diane Hoh's snoozefest "Funhouse," and discuss the tiers of boardwalk quality, teachers who check in on your love life, and which Greek gods we can thank for sexual deviancy. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE VACATION... OF THEIR NIGHTMARES! Kelly and Katai are joined by Sweet Valley High correspondent Ryan Mogge (Same Day Shipping) to discuss Francine Pascal's SVH masterpiece, "Murder in Paradise," what it's like to finally be in Enid's wet blanket, whether a lobotomy counts as plastic surgery, and double date swooping etiquette. LISTEN TO SAME DAY SHIPPING: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/same-day-shipping-real-love-fake-relationships/id1288433971?mt=2 SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WHAT YOU DON'T REMEMBER... CAN KILL YOU! Louis Peitzman (Buzzfeed, NY Times) joins Kelly and Katai to rip into Sinclair Smith's "Misery" ripoff, Amnesia, and to discuss poor hospital management, the audacity of lying about pizza preferences, and all the good reasons why to bring a pet home to your unpredictable boyfriend! CHECK LOUIS OUT ONLINE! https://www.twitter.com/louispeitzman SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

NOW HEAVEN SPOKE TO HER... AND HELL! Kelly and Katai return to Christopher Pike's Last Vampire series with "Creatures of Forever," and discuss the kinds of Lycra bodysuits that fit vampires, who the hottest Popes have been, and how badly we need a young fool. Really, really badly. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

WHERE YOUR WORST FEARS HIDE Kelly and Katai read Carol Ellis classic tale of shapely coeds, Camp Fear, and dig into an extremely busy villain, the teen dream of having boys fight over you, and how to make fun of peoples last names (even if theyre totally, 100% normal). SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I BIND YOU, NANCY! Kelly and Katai are joined by all-star Oscar Montoya (This Is What Democracy Pods Like) to discuss iconic witch movie The Craft, how hot Skeet Ulrich is (now, not then!!!), whose blood is the most beautiful color, and why adults should have more sleepovers! CHECK OUT OSCARS PODCAST: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/this-is-what-democracy-pods-like/id1441230275?mt=2 SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IF YOU FAIL, YOULL JUST DIE Kelly and Katai open up A. Bates Final Exam and discuss prioritizing machines over homework, the integrity of prank narcs, and work-school directives! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A DRESS TO DIE FOR Kelly and Katai get down with Lael Littkes Prom Dress, and discuss disfiguring and debilitating birthmarks, what two thumbs look like standing next to each other in matching outfits, and acceptable evening wear for an academic decathlon ball. Plus, the ghost of Einstein weighs in on what irony is! Ding dong bibbly fong! SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SHE WOULD DO ANYTHING TO BE POPULAR Kelly and Katai get down with Caroline B. Cooneys The Cheerleader and discuss the book's very few instances of cheerleading, vampiric aversions to loud music and joy, and how to schedule getting popular so it works for YOUR calendar. SUBSCRIBE TO THE TEEN CREEPS PATREON to get bonus episodes, merch, and more: https://www.patreon.com/teencreeps CONNECT W/ TEEN CREEPS:  https://twitter.com/teencreepspod https://www.instagram.com/teencreepspod https://www.facebook.com/teencreepspod BUY TEEN CREEPS MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/teen-creeps TEEN CREEPS IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/teen-creeps *All creepy opinions expressed are those of the hosts and guests. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices