It's Apparent

Sometimes pets die of old age & sometimes Chelsea kills them..."Hide yo pets hide yo wife" 

Beer and Baby Sitters

Jack & Cokes, punishing your kids, and how to deal with your ex's new girlfriend or boyfriend.

Diaper rash and dirty socks. Boys...

Kids addicted to PORN... and because that isn't scary enough, Chels swam with sharks!

Just a couple of adults pounding #buzzbox, talking about kids drinking. Ironic, I know. Don't forget to check out our facebook fan page to see the infamous graduation pic of Chelsea's baby sis! Sorry Chloe.

 We're "Shaking it Baby", with buzzbox cocktails, AMAZING adult juice boxes!! Lauren & Chelsea talk about not involving your kids in adult drama, and how Chelsea's killing single life! 

Shitty Summer Shandy, dating as a parent, and as a kid. Chelsea's Titty Thursday Aug 24th @ Tommy T's!

*Update on past guest JoAnna Fulqui. Chelsea's titties are no longer milk machines. And kids want your presence not presents people. Some people will never get it!

IT'S A GIRL! We sit down with soon to be "mom of two" JoAnna Fulqui. Pregnancy, parenting a toddler, and the prospect of raising a GIRL.... PS: today, is birth day!! Stay tuned for update! 

Rum & grapefruit seltzer is the grossest drink in the world! Lauren & Chelsea talk baby showers & breakups.  

Wine AND Beer. Double fisting, amazing wool shoes, how to do laundry and picky eaters.

Popping bottles, chatting about what toys are better... plastic, wooden or guns. #toysist 

We sit down and enjoy Wild Turkey & Beer with comedian, writer, podcaster & father Sam Marcoux. He talked about being a Dad, never marring he's baby mom, his amazing GF and homeless people. He's preforming at Tommy T's 7.16.17 So if you're local to the Bay Area and want tickets? We've got them! Facebook Us!  and if you'd like to tune in to his podcast, Predictably Drunk, Here ya go!   

A little bubbles never hurt anybody. Curly hair, don't care! Tinder and online dating apps. And the little victories that make it all worth it.

Adult Root Beer? Yep, it's a thing. Chances sleep training journey, mini "things", and punishing kids.   Check out the tiny flip flops for Lauren's new niece on our facebook page so damn cute!!

Lucky number thirteen... that's odd, sorry Chels. It's PLINY TIME!!13 reasons why, you need a blow up mattress when your camping.

Rose' Day! The "F words" Future, Finances and Failure. We want to hear from you People! Facebook us! @ITSApPARENT

Shots, shots, shots, Triple Espresso day! Eye twitches, pee sprinklers and unmotivated kids.

Grande Double Latte with Liquor please! Fidget Spinners are the new distraction. And Laurens' soon to be new job, as a professional "Sleep Trainer" And check out our Facebook page for Chelseas' music video Curvy!