Your Mom's House With Christina P. And Tom Segura

On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss "Top Gun: Maverick," CP's recent experience seeing her favorite band Bauhaus, the newest Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, "Worst Roommate Ever" on Netflix, and more! The Main Mommies watch videos of a British guy who resembles the late, great Fedsmoker, a batch of "Horrible or Hilarious" videos, and, of course, a batch of Christina P's TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's time to pull up those mom jeans with Tom Segura and Christina P! They discuss how important it is to look nice while you're on stage, a cool way to look for women on TikTok, and how Christina got stuck in an elevator! Tom gives the play by play how he J'd his D on his most recent flight and Christina the #MessyChamp reveals a disgusting hotel tip! Then we welcome back the best country music legend of all time: Wheeler Walker Jr! They talk about Garth Brooks, the corrupt music industry, and Wheeler announces he has beef with Bert Kreischer! ChrisJeansa propositions Natasha Leone to be her new celebrity friend, we should Wheeler some of the best clips of the late Kevin Samuels, and they run him through Christina's latest TikTok curations. Get Wheeler's new album "Sex Drugs and Country Music" and on all streaming platforms! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new show has been added to Tom's tour in Niagara Falls at the Fallsview Casino Resort on August 11! Pre-Sale starts Wednesday at 10 am local! Use code TOMMY at https://tomsegura.com/tour to get your tickets!   On this week’s YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s Netflix special outfit, their prom dates, Kevin Samuels’ passings, and watch a guy tattoo his own face. Danny Brown is a rapper and host of The Danny Brown Show. Tom, Christina, and Danny discuss Danny’s new podcast, Madonna, Danny’s relatives, and black barbershops in Austin. They watch “Horrible or Hilarious” videos, videos of Johnny Depp and OJ Simpson, and Christina’s TikTok curations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Mommy Dome with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is learning toilet Italian, a rock climber has a bathroom accident, Christina shares a really cool story about peeing at the DMV, and some Victoria's Secret models are starting a drag queen super group.  Then, standup comedian Brian Simpson (The Standups, Netflix) returns to join the main mommies to discuss the Will and Jada Smith backlash, attempted cancelings, and we sho w Brian some cool clips! Brian always has the best advice and he gives some to mommies who wrote in with questions about family relationships, late in life dating and bathroom policies. With that we discuss the late Kevin Samuels and Millionaire Matchmaker Pattie Stanger, we get an update on Tom "losing the bet" to his mom Charo, and take a look at a few Horrible or Hilarious clips. We look at a very upsetting batch of Christina's TikToks and Detroit Urban Survival videos. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DENVER! A second show on July 24 for Tom's I'm Coming Everywhere tour has been added at Ball Arena. Pre-Sale starts today at 10 am local! Use code TOMMY at tomsegura.com/tour to get your tickets! WHERE ARE THE BODIES!?! On this week's episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss which superheroes they think are the best in bed, Valley girls and Florida trash, the most attractive celebrities, the Margaritaville retirement community, Tom's run of shows in the South, and Christina's mammogram. They watch videos of a Cool Guy discussing Instagram models, Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood's strange message about the Ukraine, and revisit Tom's hostage hypothetical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

HIGH AND TIGHT!! On this week's episode of Your Mom's House, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss cologne, stinky foods, alpha vs. beta males, and more! They take a look at another "special girl," a dude that wants to show Donald Trump a good time, another video from the gag couple, a cool guy dating coach, and a round of Christina's TikTok curations. Also, a Mommy used Joe's "Good Morning Julia" lines to score a date on Tinder, and a new YMH staffer challenges Chad for his title of "Smartest Person at Studio Jeans." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JEANS UP!! On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the stupidest holiday: 4/20, as well as amusement park fatalities, Gwyneth Paltrow’s and other celebrity diets, and Biden’s newly appointed government official who is also a pup play enthusiast. Also, there’s a new jukebox in Studio Jeans and Tom’s not happy about how it’s being used. They watch videos of a Cool Guy who is “not Jewish,” and update from Unk Shine, a dude defending the R word, and some “Horrible or Hilarious” clips.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's another week in the Mommy Dome and Tom Segura and Christina P open on a cool lady who doesn't like dogs and Tom tries to guess what Christina's secret kink is! Can you guess what it is? We discuss gross dads with nasty habits at restaurants, we laugh at some Horrible or Hilarious, and we have our second round of the Smart Off of Chris VS Chad! Christina pitches a Would You Rather and we take a look at Christina's TikTok curations for the week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Main Mommies Tom Segura and Christina P are hungover from a night of hardcore drinking! Any nurses looking to get into a relationship with a cool guy? We discuss the need for a perfect smile, pigs from Tunisia, and how models these days are getting grosser. We talk about Burnt Crystals, take a look at a wile video instead of text from a cool guy, and we see what Kevin Samuels is up to.  Then Chris Distefano enters the mommy dome and can't believe how good everyone looks! Check out his YouTube and/or Netflix special for something the day this drops! Chirssy Specials drops some news on a brand new standup special he's releasing, we get an update on Titi Jerry and Chris's dad, and we discuss the best homeless populations. Then, Tim runs Chrissy Hypotheticals and Christina through his four levels of hell. What are your answers? Then, we run Chris through all the heavy segments he's missed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P, where there's a Margaritaville inside! Christina visited Tom on the road with the kids and she's surprised how BORING he is on the road. We have an opening clip that really upsets Christina, Enny reclaims his hot sauce power, and we discuss peener problems. We read some follow up emails from mommies about the Texan in Russia, Victoria's Secret models, the guy opening car doors of unlocked cars, and the famous old drunk from Killarney. Christina comes up with a difficult Margaritaville-based Would You Rather, there's an incredible update on the Chad VS Chris feud, and we watch Christina's latest curation of TikToks! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The third leg of Tom's I'm Coming Everywhere tour is here! Get tickets at https://tomsegura.com/tour and use code TOMMY to access the pre-sale starting Wednesday, at 10am local Are your jeans pulled over your head? Tom Segura and Christina P open the show on a really special girl who isn't like other girls! Christina reveals she has a new kink that she is unwilling to reveal, we talk about Tommy Lasorda's SlimFast commercials and commencement speech for Tom's confirmation, and we discuss Netflix's "Inventing Anna." There's a #YMHexclusive about real bidets, Horrible or Hilarious gets kicked up a notch, and we discuss completely insane amusement parks with dangerous rides. We welcome baby Zollo to Austin, which means the entire crew is now in Texas! And we finish off with taking a look at Christina's most recent TikTok curations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IS HE DOWN?!?! Tom Segura knows he said "okay" to Charo, but that doesn't mean he accepted the bet, and Hot Ones's Sean Evans agrees with Enny: Hot sauce is the best! Tom and Tina weigh in on the Russia-Ukraine war, and watch a video of a Texan who has decided to join the Russian forces. Then, they take a look at a guy who browns his pants while driving, which leads to a conversation about F'ing when you need to brown. Also, we have another video of Luke Bryan hunting and it is just as good as the first one. The Main Mommies also discuss CP's favorite show "Euphoria" and the new Victoria's Secret model who has Down syndrome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JEANS UP!! On this week's YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss husbands watching their wives give birth, the BTK killer, peener size, and "Ozark." They watch a batch of "Horrible or Hilarious" videos and new videos of Fedsmoker buying cigarettes and fighting with a church band. Then, Chris Larson faces up against the newest YMH staffer, Chad, to see who the smartest person at YMH is. The Main Mommies quiz them on basic knowledge and U.S. citizenship questions, and the victor is surprising!   Jenny Pentland is a writer, childhood friend of Christina's, and Roseanne Barr's daughter. Her new memoir is called "This Will Be Funny Later." She joins Jean and Jean to discuss memories from growing up with Mommy Tina, watching her mom, Roseanne Barr, rise to fame, being babysat in the back of The Comedy Store, Tom Arnold joining her family, and her life now raising five boys. She wraps up by watching Christina's TikTok curations and Tom's "Horrible or Hilarious" clips. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megapho

Hot sauce is the best! Tom Segura and Christina P circle back and realize that Leo is a million times cooler than we remembered, Christina recalls Tom's powerful dump, and we look into urine therapy. The mommies recount the aftermath of staying with Charo and Blanca for a week, and Tom talks about all the money he had to pay Charo after the last episode... what car should she get? Christina is still struggling to figure out her cashier's pronouns and Tom is having a lot of fun with spam texts as Ambassador Cartwright.  THEN, we welcome back one of our favorite guests, Geoff Tate! They wonder why no one cares about the Olympics anymore, and we introduce Geoff to Leo! They discuss why some airports have crazier security than others, some of the wildest comedy gigs they've done, and 711 delicacies. Then, we discuss Applebees and run our guest through Christina's latest TikTok curations! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey what's up there chomos? Its Your Mom’s House! This week we got a BANGER of an episode. Jeans and Jean Jacket start the show talking about celebrity best friends - for instance, Tom Segura and Brad Pitt, Bert Kreischer and Jimmy Buffett, Christina P and Paula Abdul… speaking of Jimmy Buffett, Tim and Christine discuss Margaritaville Resorts and other severely alcoholic destinations. Then, we’re joined by Tom’s mom aka Charo and her sister Blanca! Immediately, Charo comes in hot with her classic gaslighting and extortion skills, asking Tom to give her $500 and other various gifts for basically no reason. Tom and Christina remind her about the gifts they already got on this trip, including a manicure, a pedicure, gourmet coffee and cookies, a shopping spree… but Charo saved Tom $500? What is going on?!? As usual, Tom gets Charo and Blanca to watch Horrible or Hilarious clips, TikToks, and Fedsmoker videos. Can they handle the trauma? Can Tom and Christina handle the guests? And who won the bet anyway??? Watc

Keep em high and tight, it's another fresh episode of #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! Tom is now very famous and hangs out with other very famous people like Brad Pitt. We take a look at what Glendale Gary has to offer, a cooler older guy, and the main mommies review the documentaries "The Rescue" about the Thai soccer team that got lost in the caves and "The Tinder Swindler" about a con artist. Christina gets some nice Valentines Day messages and we take a look and Chris Larson's February post! Also, Enny think hot sauce is the best! We watch a juicy confrontation at a McDonalds drive thru and we debate the pronunciation on the word "Crayon." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Join David Cross for the livestream premiere of I'M FROM THE FUTURE on Saturday, February 12 at 5 PT / 8 PT. Tickets available at https://officialdavidcross.com #ImFromTheFuture Pull those jeans up, it's time for another #YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about people that choose to stay in their homes during crazy storms and hurricanes, watch a cool guy in IG trying to get his wife back, and debating if there's a difference between goths and Star Trek nerds. THEN, we welcome our guest, the incredibly funny David Cross! The main mommies chat with him about standup, recording his new standup special, and how he grew up. We then hear some behind the scenes of the classic sketch show "Mr. Show with Bob and David" and some controversy that surrounded the recent reboot on Netflix. The mommies and David then run through a scenario of a ground breaking new surgery technique that gives Tom a brand new bad-ass arm! We revisit Charo's incredible fart and how much Tom paid for it, which reminds David of a hom

YMH is making NFT's! And you can get yours RIGHT NOW with an account at https://Jambb.com!  New shows have been added to Tom Segura's I'm Coming Everywhere tour! April 30th in San Francisco, CA, May 7th in North Charleston, SC, and June 18th in Coachella, CA! Get your tickets now at https://tomsegura.com/tour. It's Wednesday mommies, you know what that means! Another episode of Your Mom's House! This week Jeans and Jeans start the show discussing their new fireplace, and the history of Sugar Ray (aka Sugar Gay), and what team they're gonna let each other bang for Valentine's Day. Shortly after, they're joined by Jim Gaffigan, American stand-up comedian, actor, writer, and producer. Check out his new Netflix special - Jim Gaffigan: Comedy Monster! Jim and the Jeanses talk about balancing show business and family, trying to raise children to not be cool guys/girls, and most importantly, brown routines. Later, Jim gets introduced to some of Christina's newest TikTok curations, Tom's latest horrible or hilarious

YMH is making NFT's! And you can get yours starting next week with an account at https://Jambb.com!  It's Jean Day with your main mommies Tom Segura and Christina P and we get into cool body mods, Enny's incredible DM tip, and open with a cool guy into clabbered milk. Tom notices a pattern with Unk Shine, Christina notices a terrible Southern fashion trend, and we see a cool accident at a factory. Tom now listens to dark film scores, we smell Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop candle, and we dive into cool confrontations. Christina reveals the new way she blows her nose, we learn something cool about Conald Peterson, we go through another round of Christina's TikTok curations, and Tom addresses the recent passing of his father, Top Dog. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Touch my jeans through the fence, it's another episode of YMH with Tom Segura and Christina P! We talk about trying to get into wrong cars/houses/rooms, we watch a clip of an angry mom, handsome women, and body builders. We get an update on Tom sending out jackets to fat/poor people and we learn Christina might have run a little interference. We go over the super cool Rolling Stone article about Marilyn Manson, we come across a cool vape girl who farts, and we discuss Christina's mouth smells. We do a round of horrible or hilarious, and then it's TikTok o'clock. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices