Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes play a game based on nepo babies. Graham buys a hoover, Dan applies for a job crash testing cars and Adam confirms Graham is not a racist.

In which our heroes are irrelevant. Adam stops being a dickhead, Daniel once again refuses to start on OnlyFans and Graham doesn’t really contribute anything of value but hey, they can’t all be classic episodes.

In which our heroes power F1 cars with Dragon Soop. Graham noisily wraps birthday presents, Adam reveals a SHOCKING TRUTH about Andy Street and Daniel votes for Count Binface.

In which our heroes try to find Dan a new career. It turns into a discussion about which MPs he could beat up which should come to the surprise of absolutely nobody.

In which our heroes put forward their theories as to the whereabouts of HRH The Queen Of Our Hearts Princess Katherine Of Wales. Please note that this was recorded at the height of Kategate, when HRH The Queen Of Our Hearts Princess Katherine Of Wales was missing and everything was light-hearted and funny before they … Continue reading Episode 288 – Where’s Kate? →

In which our heroes celebrate the Morphy Richards Mico Microwave Toastie Sandwich Maker and Grill. A smaller and easier method of creating the perfect toastie, the Mico Microwave Toastie Maker is an ideal accessory to enhance your kitchen experience. With the Mico Microwave Toastie Maker, you can easily create delicious toasties right in your own … Continue reading Episode 287 – Chutney Parcel →

In which our heroes talk about an incredible toastie maker. Graham has his boiler condemned because of woke, Chris comes back from Cyprus, Adam has an uneventful week and Daniel actually saves an actual man’s actual life.

In which our heroes discuss the best places to sleep. Graham talks about phonetic alphabets, Adam pulls his floorboards up to check for bodies and Dan has a Kermodian rant about sleeping bags.

In which our heroes discuss who are tea nations. Graham heats up his knives, Chris suffers two distressing incidents in toilets and Adam has a piss colour chart.

In which our heroes rank supermarkets. Adam disposes of a mouse’s corpse, Chris sets fire to an old man in the gym, Graham pisses everywhere and Daniel isn’t really listening.

In which our heroes talk about political podcasts. Chris eats plain yoghurt, Graham plans how to sacrifice himself in the event of a zombie apocalypse, Daniel double fists food from the canapé table into his face and Adam believes he knows how to build an escalator.

In which our heroes frame Graham for murder. Daniel makes some banana bread like it’s 2020, Graham remembers an obscure 80s film and Chris has all food ruined for him by some nerds. This one also just cuts off at the end, still don’t know why.

In which our heroes are halved. Adam waffles for nearly two hours about Baldur’s Gate 3 and Dan waffles for nearly two hours about Baldur’s Gate 3. Suffice it to say if you haven’t yet finished the game (and intend to), you probably don’t want to listen to this until you have because we spoil … Continue reading Episode 285 – Dungeons & Dragons & A Surprising Amount of Fucking →

In which our heroes celebrate Friendship Month. Adam has become marriaged, Daniel has bankrupted Birmingham council and Graham considers getting an indentured servant. For some reason it just ends abruptly, no idea why.

In which our heroes talk about Adam’s stag do. Graham makes an amazing spreadsheet, Chris buys a new car and Daniel becomes a Boomer. If you would like to view the spreadsheet with all the scores from the actual Stag in it, it’s here: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/11-YFweSPBb1NG9JX06M6A_g6kNBK8rxbYSTbbsaGciM/edit?usp=sharing The points allocations per event are different because I applied … Continue reading Episode 277 – Project SpadStag →

In which our heroes eventually get round to reviewing their 2023 predictions and make some new ones about 2024.  Not before discussing the socio-religious importance of circumcision and also  orgy logistics.

In which our heroes talk about loads of stuff. Adam has invasive bum surgery, Chris has a horrible new job, Graham has been speeding again and Daniel receives some disturbing mail.

In which our heroes talk about their physical health. Adam has an MOT, Chris buys some Marmite, Daniel has a Sliding Doors moment and Graham uncovers a huge conspiracy around Ploughman’s lunches in Stratford-upon-Avon.

In which our heroes discuss wearing all-denim to a wedding. Adam rules out having an all-denim theme at his wedding, Graham plays Zelda and Dan laughs at Nadine Dorries.

In which our heroes welcome back their disgraced colleague. Graham prepares to go on a stag do, Chris makes up a story about Richard Burton, Adam hosts a Branston pickle quiz and Dan remains delightfully bewildered by everything.