Two Star Podcast

In which our heroes do an Ali (by which I mean shit themselves). Daniel shits his pants, Chris shits his pants, Adam shits his pants and Graham shits his pants. The post Episode 202 – Ploppy Pants Special appeared first on Two Star Podcast.

In which our heroes perform a hate crime via the medium of a radio play, arrange expeditions onto other podcasts and reminisce about the sheer quality of our work.  They also review some of the “comments” on the “blog” and make a detailed scientific study of cryptids. Graham insisted I include a link to the … Continue reading Episode 201 – Problematic → The post Episode 201 – Problematic appeared first on Two Star Podcast.

In which our heroes learn how to have better conversations and then have one of their regular bad conversations. Adam does too much breathing, Graham plans world podcast domination and Chris has a near death experience.   The post Episode 199 – Chapter 8, Chris Sells Drugs appeared first on Two Star Podcast.

In which our heroes are joined by guest Alice Vaughn (@RationalBlonde) from Two Girls One Mic (@TGOMPodcast). Graham hosts another poorly thought-out quiz, Chris teaches us about his favourite dictator Enver Hoxha, Adam unbuttons his shirt and Dan is told to give up. Alice’s dictator colouring (coloring) books, crayons and facemasks are available for purchase … Continue reading Episode 198 – Artisinal Dictators →

In which our heroes celebrate a big round number. Chris falls in love with himself, Dan verifies his reach, Graham gets very angry about the Amiga, and Adam wears a shirt.

In which our heroes get experimental. Chris [unintelligible].

In which our heroes are pissed on by various divine entities. Dan is quizzed again on his naughty liaison, Adam laments employment and Graham gets freaked out by pictures of angels.

In which our heroes sign off on project completion. Chris plans for retirement, Adam starts a new job, and Dan ***** a lady with **** **** in *** ******* after serveral ******* ** ****.

In which our heroes drink dark beer, remember being young & beautiful and plan to topple the statue of a historical villain.

In which our heroes discuss the joys of quarantine, honest work (and whatever Adam does), fire and technical difficulties.  Graham gets really rather excited by guns.

In which our heroes delve into extreme body modification. Adam goes kite fighting, Chris is late for work, Graham enjoys some bukakke, and Dan fakes it with yoghurt.

In which our heroes discuss lockdown, cousins and fondly reminisce about that time David Cameron fucked a pig.  Chris snitches on his neighbours.  Hadyn spawns.

In which our heroes do a quiz. Adam skateboards, Graham alienates his neighbours and Chris & Daniel have their guts entangled.

In which our heroes scream into the void. Dan starts an OnlyFans, Chris has a Midnight Run, Graham examines his bum bones, and Adam lurks menacingly.

In which our heroes bravely struggle against background noise. Adam explains what a thing sounds like twice. Chris verifies the accuracy of Adam’s description from personal experience. Graham finally understands. Everyone enjoys a happy memory.  Dan was there but made no contribution.

In which out heroes rank pasta and play a “fun” game.

In which our heroes breach the lockdown. Dan sunbathes naked in a park, Chris forces unwanted eggs on children, Graham soils himself in meetings, and Adam becomes a 5G truther.

In which our heroes reboot the podcast continuity. Chris eats a crumble, Dan laments his forbidden love and Graham draws triangles.

This episode needs no explanation.  WARMER COLDER. Someone might need to explain it to Dan.

In which our heroes suffer audio maladies. Chris turns up late, Dan clips and echoes, and Adam is a free agent. Also in this episode, introducing new podcast member Will Nortico.