Abe Kanan

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Reason Sam was running late 2. Lebron James calls Bass "boy" 3. Rub maps 4. Ryan moved to paradise 5. Sam enters conversation and explodes in record time 6. Sam questions Abe's mock British version of him 7. Ryan "Hollywood" Manno 8. California water crisis 9. Ryan's new California friends 10. Abe's horrible towel and smoothie incidents 11. Man versus food guy going vegan 12. Hillary running for President 13. CEO who took huge pay cut 14. Mtv has fallen off 15. Sam and Abe almost got killed watching Bebe's Kids --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Chicago Mayor race 2. Rahm Emanuel had his finger cut off at Arbys 3. Abe's reactions are the worst when noticing deformities 4. Bass always makes a big deal about his birthday 5. Easter 6. Lamb is like flex seal 7. Story about when the Abe Kanan Show almost broke up 8. Scientology 9. Dinosaur mini series is needed 10. Lynard Skynard members only die horrifically --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Ryan slept over at Sam's house 2. Sam might have poisoned Ryan 3. Waking up early 4. The cons of wearing adult diapers 5. Research proves that Abe's schemes work 6. Bosses aren't funny 7. Corporations should shut up about all issues 8. Overly masculine guys who have threesome's 9. Abe and Sam documentary 10. Racist parents in barbershop 11. Long drive phone conversations --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. We flashback to 5-17-2013 when Mr.Sam went camping. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Why we don't have an intro 2. Bass wants donations 3. Sam won't cut Abe into his business idea 4. Abe explains the dry, wet, dry rotation 5. Chap stick tip 6. Ring of Honor Show and the crowd 7. Abe embarrasses Ryan at show 8. Receptionist who kept asking Abe "What?" 9. Cleaning lady gave Abe the eye 10. Sam went off on Starbucks customer 11. Sam went off on people at Olive Garden 12. We love our listeners! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's scheme that got approval from Ryan, Sam, & Bass 2. Abe gives the listeners a gift of 1/2 price phone bill 3. Abe acts pathetic talking to AT&T guy to get discount 4. People who stick their tongue out usually lack intelligence 5. People who take double bites of food 6. People who have food in corner of mouth 7. Abe anoints Bass' baby the winner of all babies 8. Bass gets a massage 9. Adults shouldn't wear jerseys of younger people 10. Don't message us about our friends whereabouts --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Sam is like the soup nazi from Seinfeld 2. Abe's radio cluster idea 3. Abe wants to go to an EDM club 4. Abe's "Peak Hotness" franchise idea 5. Old guys would make great regulators 6. Homeless guy who got killed by LAPD 7. Kanye West's ridiculous speech after visionary award 8. Kevin Garnett throws cell phones in the toilet 9. Details on Warren Sapp's arrest with hookers 10. Listener queRstions --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sludge discuss... 1. Sludge wanted to use ear buds for podcast 2. Bass called himself Super Dad 3. Abe's "Maximum Hotness" Agency idea 4. State of Ryan and Sludge's friendship 5. Excuses for not answering phone 6. Sludge met a girl on elevator and then stalked her 7. Sludge talks about getting random girl to get coffee 8. Abe and Sludge's plane ride with Navy Seal wife 9. People giving up burgers for Lent 10. Abe though a guy in locker room was a woman 11. Smelly people should have their own gym 12. Abe and Sludge love MTV's Challenge show 13. Kissing strangers on their cheek 14. Ryan amazingly finds the girl Sludge stalked --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Story about Ryan kicking Bass out of his car 2. People Bass follows on Twitter 3. Abe's Romantic Valentine's Day 4. Single people with drugs get laid more 5. Valentines Day side action realization 6. Sam's dead body arrangements 7. Michael Jordan's birthday 8. MY kicked Bass out of Bulls locker room 9. Disappointment in teachers husband 10. Charity donation in White Castle drive through 11. Abe's Dunkin Doughnuts girl 12. Guy at Taco Bell knew Ryan's order 13. Quest for one million listeners --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Ryan in glasses makes Abe sick 2. Seth Rollins penis controversy 3. Sam's theory on Abe being proved 4. NSFW pics 5. Abe's lack of integrity delivering news 6. Week on 97.9 The Loop 7. People popped out of woodwork offering their services 8. Random guy sent Ryan a text offering $80 9. Iggy Azalea doing Papa John's jingle 10. 2 random people thought Abe worked at mall 11. Abe goes through red lights in bad neighborhood's 12. Abe pulled over in bad neighborhood story --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bret Michaels diabetesand sex talk 2. At what point could we use the station bathroom 3. Plus sized model in Sports Illustrated 4. Zip prescription prank call 5. Porn filmed in library 6. A little about the show 7. Abe got 35 Magic Mike XXL texts 8. Woman found something gross in tuna can 9. Wolfgang Van Halen plus sized model 10. Manno's memo --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe saw a church pew used to hold a parking spot 2. Chicago "dibs" on parking spots 3. Dog's on the highway 4. Quick Hits 5. Magellon pizza for animals prank call 6. A Gronking to remember 7. Saved by the bell on Fallon 8. STD's on the rise on tinder 9. Manno's memo --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 2-3-2015 1. Snow day in school and at work 2. Get arrested for throwing snowball 3. Peter Frampton stayed alive too long 4. Dog makes Simon Cowell faint 5. Rihanna wants Leo to get in shape 6. Night Train robs bank prank call 7. Slash's neck tattoo 8. Warren Sapp wants to pay a flat rate for a hooker 9. Manno's memo 2-4-2015 1. Abe supposedly broke Sam's toilet 2. Rob Gronkowski's ridiculousness 3. Michael Jordan punching Will Purdue story 4. Bill Belichick kiss daughter on lips and grabbed her boob 5. Charles Manson wants to smuggle out his sperm 6. Randy Quaid has gone crazy 7. Abe's Van Halen Balance T-shirt 8. Manno's memo --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe's manly act and saving Bass 2. Depressing Super Bowl 3. Coin Toss Bet 4. Johnny Weir at Super Bowl 5. Abe checked out Steven Tyler 6. Marsha and the big man on campus 7. Best Super bowl Commercials 8. Abe's horrible intern interview at the Loop in 2001 9. David Lee Roth's shaved head 10. Typical rock DJ outfit 11. McDonalds paying with love promotion 12. Bass tries to get free food at McDonalds for lovin 13. Dead kid commercial at Super bowl 14. Weight Watchers commercial made Abe hungry 15. Super Bowl halftime barter deals 16. Manno's Memo --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Bass always has a new excuse 2. Sam's dog party 3. Ryan felt something disgusting on his leg 4. Abe's nightmare about a dog 5. The boring existence of an animal 6. Guinea Pig's are here to die 7. At what age do bull's become angry assholes? 8. People who eat their pets 9. Bass pulls a Tito Ortiz 10. Kissing peoples wives on the lips 11. We have something cool popping next week! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Abe and Sam argue about everything 2. Abe's wrestling idea 3. Abe and the stock market 4. Ryan meeting Trent Reznor at Golden Globes 5. Local critics have gone away 6. Ridiculous celebrity stories 7. Bands who lead into songs with song title 8. Celebrity tribute videos made before celebrity dies 9. Hillary Swank commercial 10. Leave Bruce Jenner alone 11.The ridiculous Al Sharpton --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Vin Armani, and Sam Kanan discuss... 1. Vin Armani's Gigolos update 2. Mayweather finally fighting Pacquiao 3. The Vin Armani "Move" 4. Discuss why Abe is exotic 5. Weirdos on social media 6. How to get laid in Vegas 7. Vegas waitresses secret lives uncovered 8. How to get laid in Vegas 9. George Zimmerman can't leave well enough alone 10. Synedrex 11. How to properly travel with condoms 12. how to properly club --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss... 1. Mayo on every table in New Orleans 2. Sam's horrible improv skills 3. Fake live radio shows 4. Bass' Jenny McCarthy Facebook scandal 5. Dick Clark's New Years Rockin Eve 6. We have lots of questions about the rapper Pitbull 7. Someone is always jerking off to your favorite show 8. Abe's snot rag mistaken for something way worse 9. Abe's horrible experience returning cable equipment 10. Other piggish operations that will be out of business 11. $5.99 haircut 12. If you can't afford to go out, stay in --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss... 1. Ugly babies and handsome DJ Levy 2. We want one million listeners 3. Kanan Christmas tradition 4. Horrible thing Abe says about Sam every Christmas 5. Sasha Obama is like Francis Bean Cobain 6. Gay twins 7. People who brag about good deeds 6. Warren Sapp and Guy Fieri are the worst sex partners 7. Screech stabbbing story 8. We were born at the best time --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Abe Kanan and Bass discuss... 1. Podcast will now be available on soundcloud.com/abekanan 2. If iTunes does not let you download the podcast correctly, all episodes will be at that soundcloud link 3. The debut of DJ Levy 4. Annual tradition of losing radio job 5. Michael Jordan's son hosting a radio show 6. Guys at the gym using "N" word 7. Abe's "slave" Walmart name tag 8. $6 subs at Subway cost more than $6 9. Bill Cosby's "Picture Page" marker 10. Public bathroom fear in grade school 11. Guy with no shirt on who hit on girl in parking lot 12. White guys in suits who love crackhead hookers 13. People with dirty pores 14. Pedophile who won the lottery 15. Abe got out of a ticket --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support