Ladies And Gentlemen, The Holy Schlodcast

Where the hell have we been? Learning about the most important profession in the world... the Köbes.

It's been ages, so let's catch up with one another. Learn about R + R Chuckle Factory with 24 questions we ripped off from some blogger whose name is definitely NOT Gloria, but that doesn't stop us from calling her that over and over and over.

NEW THEME MUSIC FROM DOCTOR JOSH!!! Also an episode ostensibly about cats, but mostly about other things!

We are joined by our first and very special guest, Dr. Josh! A (maybe) real life doctor helps explain the mysteries of the human body to two baffled man-children.   Trigger warning: misophonia

Trying something new on this one, which in a perfect world, will blow your minds... musically.

A back to basics episode featuring the Macanese People, CAFFEINE, and a little bit of the devil for good measure.

Quick word to let you know, that although all is lost, we're still clinging on and will have more info soon. Trigger warning: loud af music (RIP headphone users)

We talk to you all about colds and flus, more or less. Well, less. Trigger warning: hiccoughs.

All things spooky for a special Halloween episode. Also, we'll hear about Schlegel's origin story. Or will we?

Our first double feature! A little Del Taco, a little Cockchafer! A match made in heaven!

Two firsts! Our first mobile podcast with our new recorder AND our first sober podcast! Tune it to see how it went!

Schlegel's favorite thing in the world! Just try and stop him from talking about it!

We didn't set out to spend a half hour on this subject, but by god it grabbed us, popped a tic tac and wouldn't let go.

Part 2 of trains! The bird made it out OK!

We sat down to record this the night before a locomotive tragedy struck New Jersey. Horrible timing? Or have we discovered a direct correlation between our podcast and world events? Only time will tell.

You can't be right all of the time, so why even bother trying? Here are some words about donating blood!

Where does garbage go exactly? Besides in and out of Ryan and Ryen? Find out here!

EDITOR'S NOTE: PEOPLE HATE THIS EPISODE. START WITH A DIFFERENT ONE! The first podcast! The Ryæns get their sea-legs while simultaneously realizing how little they know about this subject!