Kate, Tim & Marty

We've got your tickets to see Billie Eilish's 'Hit Me Hard and Soft: The Tour' live in the country February and March next year. Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY at BillieEilish.com with NO MORE SHOWS TO BE ADDED! Here's how to win them with us.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's just... a little crush! A shopper was left bleeding after he hand was crushed in the supermarket's smart gate! Find out more details now. Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We love the news, especially our girl Sandra Sully! She did a whoopsie and accidentally misread an autocue on last night's edition of 10 News First. Hear it now! Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thank God it's Monday. Shoutout to.... Jeorge? Horrgeeee? Yoorgeeee? Let Joel tell you how to pronounce it, how about that. Hey, how quickly did you f-up the relationship? A bride immediately dumped her hubby after he shoved her face into the wedding cake at the reception. Imagine. Someone sent a reeeeeal mysterious package into the office for Blackers and Joel unpacks it in Mailbag, and we just want to say... Paul Jenny, who the hell are ya? A Taylor Swift song has been declared as the official graduation anthem for Gen Z. Let's see if you agree with this. Speaking of, she's breaking more Billboard records with her new album. Joel has got an update about Area 51. And a famous Aussie magazine is making a comeback. .....Jeorgeeeee! Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Maybe yours was 'Graduation' by Vitamin C.... or 'Good Riddance' by Green Day. But on the Tok, Gen Z have now declared a Taylor Swift song to be their graduation song. Find out what it is now. Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The day has finally come. We speak to the winner of Nova's First Class & 50K. While winning first class travel and $50,000 spending money, which trip is our winner going to choose: Ricki-Lee's trip to Paris, Tim's to London or Joel's to New York? Let's call up Keeahn right now - and hear his reaction! Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How quickly did you f-up the relationship? A new bride has filed for divorce after being married for just 1 day. A lot of her friends are saying she's making a terrible mistake, but she is sticking by her decision. Find out now. Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today’s episode is brought to you by Tim’s new funeral business idea, Cre-Mate… bring a mate, bring a plate and get a Cre-Mate!   It’s the day after ANZAC Day. Now how many of you guys called in sick to enjoy a longer weekend? We speak to callers who share their pathetic little excuses while the rest of us slave away at our jobs!   Was the tourist attraction a Baum-Baum?! The windmills on the Moulin Rouge fell off! How wild. Also we go through our new music we discovered with New Music Friday. Wait until you hear Joel’s suggestion.   Also… we’ve been drinking porn star martini’s wrong this whole time? It’s Ricki’s shot to educate us on this!   Enjoy the weekend and Happy Jacuzzi Friday!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Was the tourist attraction a baum-baum?! The iconic sails of the windmill at the Moulin Rouge have fallen off and crashed to the ground. Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The office was a little too empty today... because EVERYBODY took today off after ANZAC Day. Some booked it off, others chucked a sickie. Now, let's be honest here... what was your sickie excuse today? Callers share theirs. Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Ooooh, hello there baby boy and baby girl! You big big cute and sexy podcast listener, baby. Today's such a good show, little baby. Here we go, baby! What's your sick day excuse? An AI excuse generator has been made by Uber to help you get the Friday off and enjoy a long weekend. Sarah calls up and shares what excuses one of her employees makes WEEKLY. Imagine being on the pisssss 24/7. This guy has a rare condition that means his body keeps producing alcohol! Now, baby, guess what, you big big smarty pant. There's a relationship habit that most people hate that doctors are saying is actually good for your dating life. Oooooh, you're gonna enjoy this one, big boy! We spin the Wednesday wheel and play a game of Emoji Game. Now, strap yourself in, you good thing, baby girl! Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Baby talk. Let's do it, baby girl. A doctor named Dr Kathryn Smerling has said that 'baby talk' could be beneficial for your dating life and relationship. Hear why now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Let's hear some sick sick day excuses. An excuse generator has been put together by Uber to help Australians find an excuse to get Friday off work. Caller Sarah shared with us what her employee has been saying EVERY WEEK when chucking a sickie. Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy Tuesday and--- oh Ricki, did you just spit on Blackers?! Did you have a bad day? A woman who survived 15,000 feet in a skydive shares what her thoughts were as she was falling to her near-death. We celebrate the 20th birthday of YouTube and go through the top 5 most viewed videos. Wanna blame something on the moon? Apparently there's a link between the full moon and an increase in emergency chaos at hospitals. You also have to check out Josephine who can linger about reality TV shows for soooo long. Got an entitled housemate? Wait until you hear what this lady did to her's to get her evicted, it's wild. Speaking of wild, someone's ex faked cancer so he could cheat. That's just wrong! And we're celebrating success... we finish the show with a 'Million Copies Sold' edition of Joel Jivin'! Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Hayley has confessed that her now ex-boyfriend shaved his head and pretended to have cancer, so he could cheat with another woman! Hear all about it now. Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A woman named Narina was so fed-up with her entitled housemate Julia, who would never pay bills on time and was always crying. Narina did a really horrible thing that made her get evicted. Hear about it now. Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oh my god, Josephine! You nailed it. To be in the running to win a luxe weekend for 2 at The Langham Gold Coast, our caller Josephine had to linger about reality television until she stumbled. And she nailed the brief! Listen now. Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get ready to learn how to gay gasp, because Joel and Blackers have very different ideas. Prepare to be disgusted. We compare sales between Taylor Swift's 'Tortured Poets' and Beyonce's 'Cowboy Carter'. The results are actually mind-blowing. She did a social media trip-up. Hear all about it now. We go through your comments and messages with Mailbag and discover a brand new sport and got some devastating news about Throb nightclub in Darwin. Also, can you put chicken in the microwave?  Talking about gay gasps, David Beckham posted a video of all Spice Girls performing 'STOP'. Find out more in the Glossys.... and wait until you hear about a plane that had all its booze emptied by a bunch of passengers! Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We know Taylor most likely outsold Beyonce with her new album 'The Tortured Poets Department', but just how much did it oversell 'Cowboy Carter'? Find out now. Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Swifties, strap in for this Jacuzzi Friday. Today's show is mostly about ya girl! As soon as we started the show, Taylor Swift decided to make her new album 'The Tortured Poet's Department' a DOUBLE album, so we go through some of the album as well as some reviews that are already out.  Speaking of the album, a Swiftie took the day off to listen to the album so we wanted to know what you took the day off for. Ricki would really like to introduce her favourite song off the album, so we gave her the stage. Poor thing had so many nerves. We go through new songs on New Music Friday, chat about phone contacts, play Tim's Word Alarm and speak to our Caller Of The Week. Listen live on the Nova Player.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram & TikTok.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.