Kate, Tim & Marty

The Brooklyn & Brand Beckham saga continues except this time, the internet has been internetting! Ricki goes through the big inconsistencies she's found online.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Happy National Disc Jockey Day! Courtney soaked her whole wedding thanks to a sprinkler-wedding dress disaster, Brooklyn Beckham’s family drama is still peak chaos, and Meghan, McConaughey, Rihanna, and Mary J. Blige all had their own wild moments. Oh, and a Scottish seagull stole a sandwich like a proper DJ stealing the show.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel brings us a wedding nightmare after Courtney from Virginia accidentally flooded her hotel room less than an hour before walking down the aisle. Her photographer hung the wedding dress up for a cute pic, only to realise too late it was on a sprinkler, setting off the entire system and soaking literally everything.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We pack this whole fam drama. Brooklyn Beckham has gone fully scorched earth, unfollowing his entire family and dropping a multi slide Instagram statement accusing David and Victoria of years of control and media games. He claims wedding drama, name rights pressure, a hijacked first dance and even says his mum danced inappropriately on him in front of guests. The fallout explains why he and Nicola quietly renewed their vows without the Beckhams and why he says his anxiety vanished once he stepped away. Brand Beckham versus Brooklyn has officially entered its messiest era and we are absolutely seated.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back for 2026, and we’re kicking off with a Things We Missed quiz to catch up on all the chaos we somehow slept through. Highlights include an elderly Condiment Queen hoarding sauces older than pop careers, Jermaine earning a slap on the wrist (and possibly a medical warning) for a hand edit in Mailbag, and Joel nearly thinking he was the main event at the Australian Open. Tim spotted a man washing his feet in airport toilets—trauma included—and Ricki accidentally turned her Zurich hotel into a sauna. Oh, and Joel’s officially deep into chopped salads, TikTok style.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tim was in Perth during the holiday break, and gave us three things that he experienced on his trip. Two of them were cool and fun.... sure, but the third will make you vom! Who does that?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel kicked off 2026 by casually living his best life at the Australian Open, surrounded by peak Melbourne bingo celebs and actual tennis royalty. He found himself seated just behind Roger Federer and Rod Laver while watching Aryna Sabalenka, fully convinced his main character moment had arrived. Joel then attempted to get Yelena Dokic’s attention from the stands, despite wearing sunnies, a beard and a very ambitious AO fedora. The cruel twist was Sabalenka’s post match selfie, where Joel was tragically cropped out and reduced to a rogue hat and phone lurking behind a Love Island head. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live Monday, but in the meantime… Rosie O'Donnell sat down with Joel for a hilarious and surprisingly deep chat about everything from her first Aussie trip to fighting with Elizabeth Hasselbeck on The View. She shared wild stories about Madonna, Gina Davis, Kathy Griffin and even the “Chernobyl of mushrooms.” Plus, she weighed in on Kylie, Nicole and what she really thinks of Australian slang. Listen to the full podcast for Joel’s full interview with Rosie!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Melbourne United’s Matthew Dellavedova had a very close encounter with Joel during the NBL’s Pride Round, and let’s just say… Joel made the most of the moment. From hoops to hilarious sideline chaos, we break down exactly what went down when an NBL champion ended up right in his lap—plus, the unexpected thing Joel whispered to him after. You need to hear this!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live January 19, 2026. In the meantime… Ricki is absolutely fuming after watching Meghan Markle's new Netflix special With Love, Meghan. We dive deep into all the moments that left Ricki rolling her eyes — from the awkward interviews to that cringeworthy moment when Mindy Kaling calls her Meghan Markle, and Meghan corrects her by saying she's "Sussex." Seriously? Buckle up for a no-holds-barred breakdown of the most baffling royal rebrand attempt ever.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live January 19, 2026. In the meantime… Ever needed to do a number two on a date?

We’re back live January 19, 2026. In the meantime… Just minutes before the live Australian Idol Grand Finale kicked off, Ricki-Lee was in a full-blown food poisoning nightmare—thanks to some rogue Mexican! She pushed through like a total pro. Glam on the outside, absolute chaos within. We relive the carnage.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live January 19, 2026. In the meantime… James Young from Melbourne’s iconic Cherry Bar dropped in to spill the tea on the night Lady Gaga partied so hard, she left on her hands and knees—literally crawling up ACDC Lane. From booking clashes with a Mildura blues duo to five-hour Gaga dance marathons, this story has it all. She rocked the bar solo, requested Judas Priest, and proved why she’s the real Queen of Pop and rock. The night became legendary… and we reckon her post-Marvel Stadium plans might just include another Cherry Bar cameo

Tim contributes some Harry Potter news for our 'Pothead' Joel, in particular, which of the stars launched their new career on OnlyFans... Can you guess who it is?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live January 19, 2026. In the meantime… Science has officially lost the plot—apparently, rubbing men’s underarm sweat on your lips can help you relax, boost your mood, and even regulate your cycle. A new study from the University of Pennsylvania has gone viral, and we’re diving into the wildest details. Could this be the ultimate (and grossest) stress reliever, or just another bizarre internet trend?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re back live January 19, 2026. In the meantime… Ricki-Lee had her Logies moment stolen thanks to a confetti bomb courtesy of Richard Marx’s performance. While trying to present live on stage with Manu, Ricki ended up squinting through stage fog and glitter-drenched autocues like she was decoding Morse code. Add a thick emergency panty mission, a gown that doubled as a red carpet speed bump, and some cheeky shoutouts from Hans and the Today team, and you've got the most glamorous hostage situation in Logies history. Throw in Jimmy Barnes, Yelena Dokic, some cheeky Pang, and a few sus snubs—last year’s Logies had it all… even if Idol didn’t win.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back live Jan 19. In the meantime. We’re putting our ears to the test with the ultimate startup sound showdown! From Netflix and Windows 95 to some very cheeky ones, we’re guessing all the sonic triggers that make you go “ohhh, that’s where that’s from!”See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joel landed an Aussie radio exclusive with Dorit Kemsley while she was in Melbourne for Crown Oak’s Day. She raved about Melbourne, Crown’s spa (best massage in 20 years) and described Aussie fashion as “effortlessly chic” while firmly ruling out culottes and Birkenstocks. Dorit shared how she’s archiving designer pieces for her daughter Phoenix, her famously exact drink orders, and reflected on last season of Housewives as “authentic chess.” She also teased her upcoming book (April 7), revealed she was a breakdancer back in the day, and dished on her love of music, running late, and keeping it glam.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're back January 19, but in the meantime... In a very rare game of Name Em, Ricki reveals to us that she auditioned for Season 1 of Australian Idol... and GOT REJECTED! Find out why now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s our final show of the year and we went out swinging. We kicked things off with a study claiming the big bellied boyyzz are the real heartthrobs and honestly, the confidence was through the roof. Then Bieber went full nostalgia and returned to the bowling alley from his Baby video which sent us all straight back to 2010. We wrapped the year with a massive 2025 quiz that proved our memories are cooked but hilarious. And just when you thought the world had run out of chaos, the US State Department decided fonts were the hill to die on. Times New Roman is apparently back in style and honestly, sure. What a way to finish the year, betch.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.