This Isn't Normal

Deep in the mountains, where the snow never ceases, the Train Yard waits, assembling the pieces. Pieces of war and pieces of strife; doom befalls those cursed in life. Greed and deceit, dangerous when allied; even more so are those patient enough to bide. Time and again the yard begins the end, so all aboard, for you've been invited to attend.

It's the day of the big move and big secrets. With a brand new hole to dive into, things are only getting weirder. All aboard, because the train is about to leave the station.

With heavy change in the air, it's time to rethink just about everything. Where to go? What to do? The loss of Jimmy James is heavy on the hearts of our heroes, but life, and demons, wait for no one. Like it or not, action is afoot.

After what must feel like years to our physically and emotionally exhausted heroes, their extremely perilous journey through Honey  Oak is drawing to a close. With Ishmael crazy-pants gone, it shouldn't be too hard to keep a plan going, right? Oh-ho, you know that's not how these things work. It's our finale. And we're going out with a bang.

It's part of the Arc three finale and damn; it's about as violent as ever. Betrayals, demons, and the mention of boy bands we can't legally name, the trifecta of good podcasting. Hope you're ready for this doozy, because we're just getting started!

Heck the law! It's time for some of that real investigative work. Something is happening at the Greenwood residence and that little ole lady isn't to be trusted!

The search for Jimmy James continues , but with a man down, is the team really going to be able to pull it together? And someone is about to make a very surprise appearance; whether they like it or not. Honeyoak isn't as sweet as it's name implies. 

Quick update and a sneak peek at what we've been working on. Regular schedule will resume on Monday.

It's time for another vote, another chance to save someone or lose it all. With the stakes higher than ever, there's no shortage of tension. And I promise, this is one ending you won't want to miss.

You know what they say about rotten roots? Well Honey Oak is full-on decomposed. What with these mid-might screams and creepy hangman walls, our heroes are going to have to dig a little deeper if they want to find some answers. But beware, the apex of this story is coming into sight and the grass ISN'T always greener on the other side.

The votes are in and we all know what that means. But like everything with this town, answers always lead to more questions. Hope you like a little mystery in your life, cause lord knows, they aren't going anywhere, anytime soon.

Time is up and the cows still haven't come home: looks like our heroes will need a plan B. With someone's life literally on the line, they're going to need a little more than dumb luck to try and save Eustace. But if you though that solving a bovine murder was hard, honey, you're not even out of the woods yet.

For the first time, ever, it's time for some actual investigative work. Who murdered those cows? Who is the host? And most importantly, how will anyone ever hope to escape from Honeyoak? Our third arc is just beginning, but from the looks of it, Will it be our last?

Woods such as these can be a dark and dizzying place. Eyes and ears, hidden, amongst shadows on some unforeseen face. Beware such feats of heroics or might, for those who fail become victims in and of, the night. Many of the stained hide within sheep's clothes, and drag away those, who scream the song of agony woes. Keep your wits about you and your eyes open wide, for those who are lulled by the crowd, are often the first to die.

It's the blood-curdling conclusion, and a fight for their lives. With mannequins, loyalty, and uncertainty ripe for the questioning, there's no shortage of good times in this episode. And what of Harvey, hm? Special thanks to Camcccos for his part in our special mini-session!

After resting up from their agony of an adventure, our heroes are back and ready go when the call comes from a mysterious snarky hotel owner. Extra special guest star, Marco Scott (Camcccos), stars as Harvey in this mini-special that's sure rev your chainsaws and make you question the definition of professionalism.

A new, deeply thought provoking story arises from the ashes of it's fallen brother. This Isn't Bagels comes now in a time when we need it most. To save our souls and solve the murders. To provide diversity and class to a group that can barely wrap their minds around the sheer GENIUS that is, this stroll through the unfiltered shadow. Prepare yourself, young bagel. The end has only just begun.

Let's all take a breath guys. Our heroes are out, mostly alive, and possibly richer? Mental scars aside, they succeeded in their mission! And now, it's time for another in-between. Another glimpse into the not so dreary day-to-day domestic adventures of these three saviors. Dandy goes on a date, Earnest reconnects with an old "friend", and Jimmy James takes a trip into the wild unknown. And Marcus? Well, Marcus does literally everything else.

Memories. The bitter-sweet reminders of our past; like a slap o the face or gentle fingers running through your hair. For our heroes, some things would be best left forgotten, while others mark the critical turning point that shape their very being. Today is about family. Those lost to us and the memories of those we would rather lose.

The time has come. It's the end of the line and our heroes best be ready to pay their dues.  It's the finale of The Misery of Fortune. Hope you don't get sea-sick, because the seas sure do look rough out there. This won't be a pleasure cruise, kiddies.