Conversations With God.

In this pointless audio mess god and I discuss aquaman, we make an Eagle sandwich in gods kitchen and god gives IN DEPTH advice on achieving that perfect sultry smokey eye look please email complaints and lawsuits to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com please send money to www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod very old very smelley very old very smelley, carrd fruit habble isnside a great fruutyy meow and slow hats in the window for platrf have a wig party for noone in does it always stay still or soemtimes move into a goat ear.

# 30 God Vs Lorded Eggs & Smashed up Angels Faces Another 20 minutes of mindless drivel awaits your ears, join god and I as we discuss a load of old rubbish again, and god tells us an age old story, a story about Cain & Abel, a bloke who grows straw and a bloke who follows sheep around, essentially its the same rubbish we do every episode but re-hashed. complaints and criticisms to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com https://twitter.com/convowithgodpod https://www.facebook.com/convowithgodpod/ https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod www. convowithgodpod.com big sack of blood blisters with garadd form home jumble sock feeling of hat spew and blowing mist cancer suckle.

# 29 God VS Jed the dead ex mormon from heaven We talk to a dead ex mormon who calls in from gods rubbish over crowded heaven, and god goes to the shops and gets me something from there, its not worth it to be honest, go listen to joe rogan instead. This episodes sponsor backed out when they heard the last episode Thanks to @Mykahlbat for his contribution Thanks to @jon_profit for his awesome audio contribution and for nearly breaking my studio monitors with his ability to create really phat kick drums, you can hear more of his stella work on soundcloud, spotify etc, search for Jon The Profit Thanks to @DeaconDoubt for this weeks promo, you can find his podcast Science & Skepticism on the itunes & Anchor complaints and criticisms to - conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com https://twitter.com/convowithgodpod https://www.facebook.com/convowithgodpod/ https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod Skype - convowithgodpod scab scab scab scab scab scab scab scab scab scab scab blood blood crust bilge mould

# 28 God VS Twiki Join me and first officer god as we fly a boeing 747 300, its no ordinary passenger jet though, its the launch of the conversations with god airlines, thanks to our patrons we are now operating our own airline and will be coming to an airport near you soon, This episodes sponsor is Grinnin Linen complaints and criticisms to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com https://twitter.com/convowithgodpod https://www.facebook.com/convowithgodpod/ https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod smell, stnk, kick, milk, spill, gob, vacuum, hair, wool, greece, jollk, greeedsy, have a big sald in milk and jam.

God Vs The Nativity Probably, actually no, definitely the worst episode so far, we discuss booze, james bond, presents and angels, and the not so three wise men, its a bit of a giggle, thanks for listening, also thanks to @samharrisorg for his contribution. complaints and criticisms to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com https://twitter.com/convowithgodpod https://www.facebook.com/convowithgodpod/ https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod massive battery smell in my face of like this egg on the station pattern of juice mingle nibbles plop.

# 26 god VS Meat Loaf God and I discuss overcrowding problems in heaven, and his plans for heaven 2, god cooks meat loaf in gods kitchen, and we spend time exploring our beautiful new conversations with god garden which was paid for by our patrons, so thanks guys, we cover another commandment and discuss satans big old trampoline many thanks to @lawnmower_steve for his kind permission!! many many thanks to our new patrons Liam Cairns & Jill C your support goes a long way towards keeping this project afloat, think of yourselves like the water under noah's arc, actually don't, that water was terrible, it killed millions of children and people, think of yourselves as something else supportive like bricks or concrete. pateron.com/convowithgodpod twitters & facebooks @convowithgodpod email your complaints to conversationsawithgodpodcast@gmail.com www.conversationswithgodpodcast.com take a look into the pigs mouth, ooo he has been eating salad, i like to put butter up my nose to make air feel safer when my

# 25 God Vs Lionel yes we made another podcast, and yes its utter nonsense as usual, in this episode lionel Richie calls the conversation with god podcast phone, god gets his blind/non blind singers confused, we discuss the lord of the rings trilogy & Star wars, & unfortunately there is a culinary accident in gods kitchen, basically its an unfortunate collection of audio nonsense thrown together by a human & a deity. please channel all complaints to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com @convowithgodpod on the twitters & The facebooks patreon.com/convowithgodpod get your ears on top of a hat swing and dainty brow as most you isn't clag clag clag clag clag clag clag clag clag

God forgets my birthday, he is a bloody idiot!! what's the point?, it's a mess, it's another terrible episode, sorry!!! Thanks for contributions from @AtheistNomads patreon.com/convowithgodpod twitters & facebook's @convowithgodpod etc etc etc etc who cares, i dont, i do actually mud, hair, socks, blood, tusks & wellington boots, sorry

#23 God VS Star Trek, in this epsiode god shoots at some pigs, we discuss philosophy with Jean luc picard of star trek fame, god gets his salmon on in the kitchen, we talk in tongues and discuss who made the maker, and we also find out if God wants a scrub. thanks to @dunno_much @richardccarrier @podcast_whatif for their questions for hay brain www.patreon/convowithgodpod @convowithgodpod twitter & facebook www.conversationswithgodpodcast.com email conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com pencil stencil which hunt garage pond fuse whip stench hat you kijj thrust plough systems

# 22 God Vs Political Correctness, God and I play chess, saw the top of Jesus's favorite cross and prank call Satan, we discuss crying children, caterpillar legged women, this episodes sponsor is Charlie Sheen, to support: https://www.patreon.com/convowithgodpod contact the podcast & questions for Maggot Mouth Twitter and facebooks @convowithgodpod emails conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com salmon running faster than light all its hair is made of flight, sick and tulips in my knee, stock and portals smell like bees.

# 21 God VS The Vatican, someone has sent in a less than flattering picture of God, among other things we discuss wasps, onions & balls, we also discuss the age old question of why we are here in philosophy corner, the usual nonsense basically, prepare to be underwhelmed. @convowithgodpod conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com mary had a little lamb with mint sauce, and my jeans were only tight near my hands and hay is totally wet in spring until a mump and a season become warped by a stick of sog.

God Vs Gordon Ramsey, God & I play table Tennis, discuss all sorts of pointless babble including the A-Team, the tv show not the song, God gets his rocks off sucking helium and reveals that his favorite smell is war. we have a question from @what_ifpodcast this episodes promo is from @atheist_bs sardine vomit death whore

God VS Netflix, we discuss birds of differing sizes, the persistence of time, God Rides a horse, and we discuss software updates, as usual you will not learn anything and your time would be better spent downloading something more useful, but hey, who cares... i don't @convowithgodpod on twitter and facebookies This weeks promo is @InPoorTastePod Thanks to @duluthatheist for the question & @choochoo_stu for the review!! if I smell air it means my eyes are full of blood and the my filthy tears are full of nettle glue, if there is a sausage up there I hope it is listening to my pig fellows time waret gfrett tongue.

In this episode I have a chat with Jed, he is a lovely chap & he is also a Mormon, I knew very little about Mormons prior to this episode so I really learnt a lot chatting to Jed, some things we discuss in the discussion that we discuss are Milk, Gold Tablets, hats, the Mormon Olympics & gods belly button smell, beware there is no nuance here, just two basic mouths moving and making sounds. thanks to @MykahlBat for your input & consultation! @convowithgodpod on the twitters and facebooks conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com there is a hole in my bucket, that's how i get the water in, my eyes are full of sick, cheese is going to pass over the house and make it smell like balloonnss.

God VS Jordan B Peterson, we read a letter from an atheist who has been converted to worshipping Gods face, we sing, talk about the first commandment, guest appearance from Kermit the frog in philosophy corner, we announce the winner from the competition from episode # 17, our sponsor is "Sorrow" its definitely the worst episode I have ever produced. Twitter and Facebook @convowithgodpod please complain here conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com the world is full of soup crisps and ham, i fell watery and still, my eyes are sore, play a harp and get some brittle cheese, ok!

God vs A Talking Donkey, in this limited edition episode, talking donkeys, also Arnold Schwarzenegger joins us to discuss how it feels to be a robot, some foul language, & a man who is upset because his head is the same shape as a mango seed. @convowithgodpod complaints to conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com This weeks promo is from the delightfully morbid @grave_girls who prefer promos to be under 60 seconds but will make allowances if they feel sorry for how terrible your podcast is. bullet breath, hay face, leper skin in your soup, egg pillows on your hairy mouth, a tile is squeaky and clean, jugs of sick to be dropped and mopped.

In this episode I have a heated debate with the Reverend James Hally, he is a very pleasant chap from England & he seems to have got his knickers in a knot over the Conversations with god podcast, he thinks its all a bit silly, cant think why. @convowithgodpod conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com glue, sick, air, faces, dribble, goat head soup.

Episodes 15 of conversations with god, what does it all mean?, in this episode we discuss ant eaters, ant eater eaters (jaguars) and sex robots, as usual it is purial dross that really isn't worth wasting your time listening too. @convowithgodpod for twitters and facebooks converdationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com is the email server account this episodes sponsor is wwww.blood.net.org.face thanks to @ benjinat, @bashonesbishop and the chaps @ the unholygenerations podcast for some really well thought out input. blood, face, mangled eyes, lovely hair and a big bag of sweets please mr bee lips.

unfortunately its another episode of conversations with god, we discuss the potential Brad & Jen reunion, Gravy, God reads from his new book & we discuss alien existence, don't bother to be honest, its a bag of nails complain via twitter @ convowithgodpod or on the email computer conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com my face is numb, and i always feels sick, its this pain in my mouth and head, its the need for some thing proper like milk or hair, dont let your own sick mess you up

In this episode we discuss custard, crucifiction & Asparagus, God does the dishes and we discuss a disease from the ebola family of diseases, our sponsor is is Burt Reynolds Toaster Iron wwwwwwwww.burtreynoldsfromsmokeyandthebandittoasteriron.com promo from my friends @podcast_whatif contact and complain about conversations with god @convowithgodpod on facebooks and twitters email conversationswithgodpodcast@gmail.com www.conversationwithgodpodcast@gmail.com this is gone off milk, it all sounds like a glue face mess, sticks in your hair, thorns in your mouth, its nonsense, its dull, eat your own face and lick the inside of a goats cheek, just for fun