I'm Horrified!

Today we're talking about two of the great romantic tragic tales in history: Alexander the Great and Four Loko. Both created sweeping empires that were cut short by the cruel savagery of time (or... the FDA, in one case). Join us as we bring you through the romance and tragedy of epic Bi-Con ATG, and recount the equally historically significant tales of frat boys vomiting all night in midwestern college dorms. Go refill your water bottle for once and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

To kick off the spookiest time of the year, Allie takes us through the on and off set horror of the 1973 classic The Exorcist. Then, Sam talks about the real horror of youth trends with a look a vaping. Eat some pea soup, pass along the Juul, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How will your two favorite ladies on I'm Horrified find ways to dive into controversy this week? Well, maybe it's by talking about the wildly divisive nuances of "PC culture", but probably its by discussing the mysterious history of an old wooden ship built in 1861. That's right. we're making a huge mistake and talking about Shane Gillis. We're already exhausted. Do like an hour of meditative breathing exercises and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we're pulling no punches and talking about two events with the greatest impact to American morale in the nation's history: Lincoln's assassination and the GOT finale. Well, not really Lincoln's asassinaton- more like the two guests they had at "Our American Cousin" and how one of them went bonkers. Also, Sam discusses what Gossip Girl, How I Met Your Mother, and Game of Thrones all have in common: a terrible, series-ruining ending. Cancel your HBO subscription and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Where is D.B. Cooper? Why do we keep pennies around when they are so useless? Allie and Sam don't know the answer to either of these questions, but they sure are ready to yell about them. Grab a parachute, fight against Big Zinc, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, Allie and Sam tackle a political scandal with serious repercussions, and also a teen trend that's sweeping the internet. Join them as they deep dive into the drama between Kathy Griffin and Donald Trump, and then feel very old as they define what exactly a VSCO girl is. Turn off the internet entirely, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We're back from vacation and ready to take you terrors to new heights! Join us as we delve into the murky and government controlled landscape of DNA Genealogy testing through services such as 23andMe and AncestryDNA. Turns out, all of our DNA is going straight to the U.S. Government for testing and cloning purposes! Just kidding, but honestly who knows. Also, explore the scientifically engaging and possibly fake condition known as Foreign Accent Syndrome. Finally, an answer to why Gwyneth Paltrow has been so annoying. Pull out your family trees and stay horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, Allie and Sam tackle two topics that fall of the horrifying end of the spectrum. First, Allie deep dives into the causes and effects of America's Opioid Epidemic. Next, Sam talks about Gloria Vanderbilt, who went through a lot of horrifying stuff to live a pretty good life. Grab a comfort object, take a drink, and Stay Horrified. TW: This episode contains description of suicide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This episode, Allie and Sam stay firmly in their lanes. Listen as Sam finally delivers a definitive ranking of the deaths of Henry of VIII's wives. Prepare yourself for Allie's run down of mediocre Disney live action remakes past, present, and future. And as always, be ready to Stay Horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

There are a few things that we as upright citizens cannot stand for: The marginalization of the queer community by religious zealots, and the fact that no one seems to realize that Leonardo DiCaprio only date 20 year olds. First on the chopping block is Ted Haggard, who had a little incident in 2006 that was totally out of the blue and no one could have predicted it. The second person we're taking to task is Leo, who seems to be magically forbidden from dating women outside the age confines of 18-25; there's a chart and everything! Lift your hands to the lord and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today we tackle the two most culturally relevant topics of recent times: Streaming Services and the McDonalds McRib. How many Netflix's and Hulu's will we have to pay for come 2020? What IS the meat product used to construct the miniature rack of ribs in the infamous McRib sandwich? Theres a lot to sort through this episode but don't worry, we'll do it all together. Grab a few extra packets of ketchup and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Get ready for the sexiest episode of this anxious podcast yet! This week, Allie and Sam learn about two historical hos: Mata Hari and Wallis Simpson. These two ladies have a lot in common (allegedly banging German spies), with some important differences. Prepare to be scared and horny, and as always Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we're tackling one of the most prolific murders of the 1990's and also the prevailing theme of American Pie (1999). First, we break down the highly publicized trial of the Menendez Brothers, an infamous case of murder, wealth, and abuse that is far more complex than history has remembered it. After that, we decide virginity as a concept is irrelevant. You're welcome. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's the only thing worse than murder? Baby Murder! What's the only thing worse than shipping? Problematic Shipping! Allie and Sam tackle both this week on an episode that will have you asking, "Why would they pair these things together?" Log on to FanFiction.net, be grateful you aren't living in the Victorian age, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Is there anyone in the world who hasn't, at one point, been disappointed by Ryan Murphy? Well we sure have and we're here to talk about it. Join us for a dissection of the 2009-2015 Fox TV series "Glee", a series that had an incredibly promising pilot but ultimately turned into a slow-moving exploitative car crash of media. Taking us on this journey is Raina Deerwater, queer media icon and host of "Theres Nothing Ironic About Show Choir", the preeminent podcast for all things Glee. Start your vocal warm ups now and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we're looking forward to being censored by the Russian Government as well as the New Jersey Deparmtent of Carnival and Amusement Ride Safety! First up, Putin- the man, the myth, the former KGB agent who has plunged Russia into a new age of tyranny. Also, we discuss the deadly 1980's theme park Action Park in a segment inspired by the brilliant youtube series "Defunctland". Be sure to keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times while you stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We recorded this entire episode and it turned out our audio was muddled garbage. So this is our second best attempt to capture the horror of Jamestown and The Avatar: The Last Airbender Movie. We tried. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week we're going macro to micro, from the unyielding destruction of humanity to one shitty dude. Join us as we discuss the horrific implications of nuclear fallout, including social and environmental consequences. We know we aren't politicians or anything, but we really don't see the need for all these nukes, world! Also we discover that Roald Dahl was a dickface. There's something here for everyone. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today Allie and Sam take on pollution and misogyny! Well, specifically straws and men in love with Natalie Portman but baby steps are important. Get ready for an epic journey that will travel from Ancient Mesopotamia to Harvard University. Pack your reusable utensils, say something nice about Jar Jar Binks, and Stay Horrified! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You asked and we answered: this week, we're diving into mouse panic. First we talk about mice, but soon enough we turn our attention over to The Mouse, otherwise known as Walt Disney World. Did you know that mice can fit through a hole in your floor the size of a nickel? Did you know that Allie has started making imitation dole whips to stave off her newfound Disney insanity? Put your mickey ears on and stay horrified. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices