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This week, we tackled the first half (...ish) of "Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro" (1979)! We talk about normcore Lupin, JUMP, scenes of Lupin, sure was nice of the count, too much Hartman, why are we friends, importance of nothing, least probable car chase, honk if you respect women, how old is she, gay little steamboat, drank too much road wine, count Chet, nobody fucks, wild late teens, shitty butler fucks up everything, spaghetti fight, easyforge oven, oboe going ham, why is he here, sewer level, fake money bribe, and that's Lupin to me.

This week, we finished up "Lupin III: The Mystery of Mamo" (1978)! We talked about barnacle boy, Lupin the First Movie, fish eye Lupin, can't clone boobs, Yankees-esque pummeling, not in front of Mamo, keen new colors, sultry pops, reinforcements, yam plate armor, real cool effect, classic lestlan, Cat's in the Cradle, shut the fuck up Holly, puts you in a screensaver, Case Closed dipshit, corpse party, clone slurry, pandora's nukes, lives and clones for drama, burning felt, big brain Mamo, bastard decision, best Lupin media, fuck my clone, and a fancy new robot body.

This week we watched the first half of Lupin III: The Mystery of Mamo (1978)! We talk about 4th time's the charm, where'd they get that, why everyone looks Like That, dark mode Goemon, junior prom Lupin, Flonch, professor Lupin, helicopters are complicated, escape from the city, dumbest car physics, North by Northwested, for real the last time for real, Lupin sayings, invents a guy to get mad at, G Gordon Liddey is a lot like a refridgerator, Benrey Gissinker, surreal hell chase, rejected muppets, no tiger poster, zorb brain, and (un-bigs your face).

This week, finished the live action movie: "Lupin III: Strange Psychokinetic Strategy" 1974)! We Talk about good choices, dead as punishment, septic truck my beloved, diamonds are gay, what a sex is, the third plot, extremely retro modern, very fake volcano, boy scout skit, 12 is a good number, the shiny baltoy heist, extremely wasted plot, Drake where's Lupin III?, we got Lupin feet, Tubin the Third, it was always Lupin, death out of nowhere, the dummy drop, fake gun arm, #NotMyFujiko, Typo Title, objectively hot Jigen, and Part 6 baybeeee!

This week, we watched the first half of the live action movie: "Lupin III: Strange Psychokinetic Strategy" 1974)! This week we talk about what's a Lupin?, I want that twink obliterated, Lupin by way of ragtime, horny aura, time for the gay jokes, Lupin sins, getting Biff Tannen-ed, Gambit bullshit, the cop stooges, love this lore, the indulged sin of robbery, the one famous actor, let him be gay, tactical hat action, all of the guns, that's called delegating, damn bitch you live like this, weird hotel room, only pants left, and this is death note.

Episode watched: #152 "Jigen and a Hat and Pistol" Wait, we're DONE with red jacket? What? This week we talk about true name contracts, cat sounds, the longest sting, Fuckhead McMike, hat laundry day, Lupin's many husbands, secret hat stash, WAAAAAMBULANCE emergency, published Jigen lore, pool gun, 80s hat fashion montage, trunk Zenigata, the Rashomon of Jigen, manliest shit I ever heard, gay little car, hat play, great plan dumbass, and podcast remembrances.

Episode watched: #067 "Monkey King Business" In this episode, Lupin undergoes a journey westward in order to steal the ancestral treasure of a kingdom that consists of 4 people, two of whom are weird oni men. This week we talk about I ain't reading all that, hrt-iversary, pokemon news, mythological reenactment, Lupin's chad strut, leaving Zenigata for dead once more, keep scrollin', we're gonna get pellagra, I love Urusei Yatsura, literal gas-lighting, Lupin's fantastic voyage, chess Fortnite, back to the square cube law, we don't dig giant robots, a real Meet Dave situation, it was salt the whole time, the ending of Grease, and pitting bad bitches against each other.

Episode watched: #035 "Gorilla Tactics" In this episode, it's monkey see monkey steal in what is of course all a plot by Fujiko. This week we talk about gettin' that wire blood, walkings with wolves, Hades, weird hotel location, worst look, monkey rap (sheet), apes in love, worst chase, drawn without reference material, you fuckin' a gorilla?, confirmed gorilla kills, classic plot, gay little flip, little monkey sounds, rubber trees, team Lupin's blasting off again, and monkeyshines.

Episode watched: #105 "They Mystery of Demon's Deah Island" In this episode, Zenigata gets an adorable sidekcik, and Fujiko gets kidnapped by a nerd! This week we talk about hitting mans, Clue, ASCII talking stick, different Lupin, boobies tho, time for crab, smart young 55 year old, two whole ranks, no such thing as mysterious, show feet, cop junior, making out in the woods, gun shaped box, Fujiko Funny Moments, better wife guy, racism?, net boner, how 2 fuck, jerrybob, comically large syringe, catepillaring, not enough background, meowth coins, new team mascot, impossible in several ways, check your ears, bad stupid episode, done flatlanded them, they died down there, Scooby Doo's a cop, and Mark loves Vince 

Episode watched: #104 "The Most Dangerous Golden Bed" In this episode, a rich dude has a fancy bed, and Fujiko told Lupin she'd fuck him on it. This week we talk about how Jess can't read, possible food poisoning, all her fault, love a swamp, that's how planes do, just like Hitler, fucked up trashcan, bulb storage confirmation, sex DLC, CRIME TIME, proto Gumshoe, home-tel detective, discout bed and acid warehouse, Larry Butz energy, duck and cover, another acid death, tap dance or die, jetpacks and johdpur, Grandpa Lupin's Shitty Bed, and what if Wario was one of us.

Episode watched: #138 "The Treasure of Pompeii and Venemous Snakes" In this episode, Lupin throws himself into snake hell to get his hands on some treasure that eluded even his grandfather. This week we talk about Holly fucked up, the lupin laptop, read my podcast, cooking corner, snantlers, professor Goemon, the summer of AD 79, Fujikoface, a different habit, centipede infested sex, scooby doo bullshit, voice powers, jump the nuns, is Lupin I problematic, big Rincewind energy, anime English text, hospital theft, snake reveal party, snaringan, snories, demolishes this man, 99 Snake Balloons, big fuckin' net, gum in the nose, the Lupin signal, descending hotness order, just be a girl, and new snake just dropped.

Episode watched: #008 (or 009) "Now Museum, Now You Don't In this episode, an unchractaristically altruitic Lupin helps an old man finish his longest of cons. This week we talk about I diagnose you with death, grapefruit, Alan Johanson, what a nice young man, random live action, reinvent buses, front Lupin, Holly the failure, one last job, grandpa's extravagant end table, microwave desk, a Jigen snack, pwease mistuh Epcaw, resigned to his fate, this doesn't matter, dressed like watermelon candy, Zeni Kong, the Lupin rap, ...flight time, offscreen Mr. Bean, The Wind Rises, a dark day for our podcast, The L Hotel, and car chase motion ride.

Episode watched: #100 "The Ultra Operation In The Train" In this episode, Zenigata gets hit on constantly as the gang tries to steal Lupin the 1st's shitty painting. This week we talk about just to cyberbully Holly, bad 100th, Chargeman Ken Reanimated, vaccine time, fishtank lamp story, national disgrace, president dishwasher, gay wizard, art is fake, the world of thieves, the three genders, too good to be fake, if you build it art will come, walk into the ocean, not how physics do, fart gas, infinite door glitch, your ass is also an ocean, is it gay to be gay, and best Zeni cake.

Episode watched: #134 "The Surrounded Summit Strategy" In this episode we get a delightful surprise in the twilight days of Red Jacket as Zenigata traps Lupin on a mountain surrounded by 10 million cops. This week we talk about clearing a low bar, my girls, stardew time, f-bomb title, deep Massachusetts cuts, gay little truck, oil exterminators, little prancing leap, sofa dracula, hit my pants quota, floating Lupin, he's gay Lupin, exposition TVs, my 10 year plan, damn Zeni, remote control plane magnet, UN for cops, Britain is just Scotland, Zenigata loses all regard for human life, got that classical music, doing real important jack shit, copalanche, Lupin slaps your shit, sure whatever, Zenigata feral moments, acabification tf, good things we've done, stealing the new year, and sexiest plane.

Episode watched: #031 "Twins Pique" In this episode, 2 twins are both after the other half of a treasure map that they have tattooed on their backs! This involved killing each other, somehow. This week we talk about Swedish chef representation, Gamecube death, being sick, steal the sun, two babes inside you, a long boring fight, manslicing, glue man, eat my entire dick, ass out kind of look, 6th Doctor bullshit, shitty map, who's this asshole, the lads are on a boat, step three: threesome, dig up stupid, and don't be like me Lupin.

Episode watched: #123 "Robbery In Paris" In this episode, a small girl has a crush on Lupin, and he is fortunately very uncomfortable about that! This week we talk about Giant Robo, big blue lady, so many boys, landlord yelling, goth fish, just some guy, kinda weird, lads on the porch, Lupin vs the HOA, ramen fun, GUESS I'LL DIE, drunk challenging, weird lore, official rock-looker, cool motive still stealing, weird security, could have been fun, got cold juice, toss the rock, some kinda not giving up cop guy, girl boss Françoise, the tiny stealin' bitch, and a polycule of gay rats.

Episode watched: #032 "Lupin The Interred" In this episode, Lupin has a hit put out on him, and everyone is trying to get him into protective custody! This week we talk about useless shitty box, steal everything kids, my strongest potion, twice is the only way to record, gay driving safety, Fujiko's tinnitus, does a gay little walk, (clonk), Jay Sherman lookin' ass, anime meat, deadwood service, OH BOY 2:30, this dude fucks, bullet in chest disease, mad with grief, LuPONCE, wicked nor'easter, death pills, how dare you be alive, I lived bitch, king kong murder, and just like them horses.

Episode watched: #017 (or 018) "My Birthday Pursuit" In this episode, a parody of The Pink Panther (1963) happens! Turns out that movie's very racist! This week we talk about dipshit bones and fuckup skin, Stop!! Hibari-kun!, workout boy, boring hosts, cartoon animal vs fursuit, Stonebones Jones, Batman villains, gross, racism time, Lupin babies, Cosmo Jigen, everyone lookikng for men, a body has been discovered, awooga dot jpeg, FELLAS, horny in the streets modest in the sheets, just fucking obliterates him, bullshit emerald, a cute birthday, and racist disney shit.

Oopsie! Clips taken from episodes 79-104

Episode watched: #144 "Fujiko's Close Call Rescue Operation" In this episode, Fujiko is thrown into a death piggy bank for (checks notes) tourism purposes. This week we talk about ghost bux, continued Ranma brain, cook or die, metal catholicism, fuck gyms, hot new aprons, LUPIN YOU CAN JUST BE A GIRL HOLY SHIT, weird old men disaster, yo you got holes, pool abduction, coin silo, lying to boys, love to do a murder, lad's day out, night cheering, my oboey, murder security, embarrassing photos of Lupin, captin hook, Dr Evil shit, gotta crash economies to build economies, not helping, it's us, sick vape rig, everyone's friends, and five-finger acres.