Cool Parents

We're talkin' about some obscure Wikipedia articles dug up by @depthsofwikipedia on Instagram, a Tough Guy Poetry from Five Foot Thick, and another installment of Tindergarten Cops! Support us on Patreon, sheepeople! patreon.com/coolparents Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

A Pervert Proverb for the ages! We also cover the lyrics of "Stuntin' Like my Daddy" by Little Wayne and Birdman. The main event: a sexxxy Jurassic Park fanfiction written almost entirely by an A.I. Enjoy! Don't forget to share and join our Patreon at: www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We return to the confusing depths of high school senior yearbook photos and comb through the lyrics of Kid Rock's latest abortion, "We The People." Thanks for listening, go ahead and support us on Patreon for extra bonus goofs and gags! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

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This one's for our slimes we affectionately call BWETT. It's his birthday(ish) and we're fixin' to make him hurl with some top-notch erotic fanfiction! We also talk a little Meatloaf and play a Justy Boy original guessing game, Jabroni Jamboree! Thanks for listening and if you like whatcha hear, please support the show on Patreon: www.patreon.com/coolparents

Pervert Proverbs is back in its original form! Also, we have an exceptional new installment of Tough Guy Poetry. Please enjoy responsibly. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We're back with new business reviews from Google and another installment of The Book of 2 Chainz! Come on, GIT IT! patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Dana White? More like Dana Brown! Did you know MMA fighters love to shit all over themselves? It's true! And did you know that the moon is full of yellow jelly and ruled by a moon king named Bibi Onini? That's also true, probably. All that, Missed Connections, I Love This Business, and more on this hott hott episode. Thanks for listening! coolparents.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We have a new version of our world famous Pervert Proverbs segment. This time, we're doing titles from PornHub videos! We also have some new Tindergarten Cops entries and a roundup of some of the best weird news stories of 2021. Thanks for listening, love youuuu! www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Welcome to the second season of the Cool Parents Podcast! New here? Don't worry, jump right in and we'll get you up to date in no time. We've got a new segment for a new season in which we discuss user reviews of random small businesses across the country. We also take a look at PornHub's year-end search trends for 2021. You'll also hear an old Christmas song we recorded years ago. It's about tugjobs and stuff!  Thanks for listening, and don't forget to subscribe to our Patreon if you dig our goofs! www.patreon.com/coolparents   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Bluffington, everyone's favorite non-existent reboot of Nickelodeon's Doug, is back in a big way with a third season! Beware the Order of the Beet! Thanks so much for listening, everyone! We love you!   www.patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Previously on Bluffington... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Here are some of our favorite prank phone calls! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

What a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some more fun goofs we did. Thanks so much for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

What a wild ride it's been, and we're just getting started, baby! Here are some fun goofs we did a long time ago. Thanks so much for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

If you don't know what a crumhorn or an assjob is, you're not alone. Come along with us and learn as we parse OnlyFans category tags! We also play some Mad Libs and discuss Peter Popoff's "Miracle Spring Water." Thanks for listening! www.patreon.com/coolparents   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

This one's a banger! We got Tindergarten Cops, Tough Guy Poetry (a new pile of shit from Kid Rock), and a phone call to a new celebrity "guest." Check 'er out! patreon.com/coolparents --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Well? Do she? We've got some pretty incredible Pervert Proverbs for this one. We also take a look at the lyrics of "Like Me" by 2 Chainz in a brand new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz! Hope you like it! Find more goodf and support our endeavors on out Patreon, pretty please, over at: www.patreon.com/coolparents Thank you and god bless. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

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We have some Missed Connections from Craig's List for ya, as well as a round of I Love This Business and so much more! Oh, there's also a legitimate appearance from a certain major celebrity with a butt-chin. No joke, check it out. Thanks for listening! Support the show at: www.patreon.com/coolparents   --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support