Cool Parents

Confused by the title of this here episode? We are too. Help us figure it out, please. We got Tough Guy Poetry, Pervert Proverbs, and a brand new segment called Fittin' Pipes here for you folks! Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We're joined once again by Warren (AKA W.C. Brigham) to discuss Valomilk candy, Twilight tote bags, idioms, and how "real" men shake hands. Then we dive into some Tindergarten Cops! What we find may shock you... but it most likely will not. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

This may be the most outrageous Making a Muscle Boy this world has ever witnessed. We're talkin' snake creatures and the long-awaited return of the Neck! Also, Justy Boy presents an... interesting conspiracy theory regarding John Lennon's death. Hint: it involves Stephen King? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

This week, we're doing a little experiment! We're watching and commenting on the Ghost Adventures Halloween special: "Curse of the Harrisville Farmhouse" in which Zak and the gang investigate the house that inspired that Conjuring picture. [Ghost Adventures is property of Travel Channel. Any audio excerpts presented in this podcast are used under fair use for critique/parody.] --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

The return of Mad Lips! Also some chit-chat about ghosts, mummies, demons, and deep sea lake tortoises. Real spooky stuff. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Folks, we have a banger on our hands here. We're talking 'squatch and Missouri's Bigfoot, Momo! We've also got some Pervert Proverbs for ya, along with a couple additions to our newest segment Butter Man. Listen for the premiere of a brand new Cool Parents track, "I Got Eaten by a Bigfoot," off our upcoming album Who Cares? Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Here's a quick introduction to a brand new unnamed segment in which we discuss misheard song lyrics! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

It's Ghostober and we decided to punish ourselves by watching Feardotcom! This is our live commentary. Neither of us had seen it before, so we watched it with no sound and no subtitles, relying on the video portion alone to piece together a plot. The results are very spooky! Check out our sponsor at www.mybookie.ag and use our promo code "PARENTS" to double your first deposit! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Hi everybody! We're here to discuss some Hosstory with ya. We're also fixin' to honk a little bobo later on in the episode, so be ready. Thanks for listening!   If you're in the New England area, come on down to Curlies Comedy Club in Rochester, NH on October 15th to see our first live podcast! Tickets are only $7 and are available here: www.bit.ly/cplivepod Check out our sponsor at www.mybookie.ag and use our promo code "PARENTS" to double your first deposit! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We have some outstanding Pervert Proverbs to discuss, along with the return of Missed Connections! We also review some reviews of Moose (incorrectly known to some as The Fanatic) among some other fun goofs. If you're in the New England area, come on down to Curlies Comedy Club in Rochester, NH on October 15th to see our first live podcast! Tickets are only $7 and are available here: www.bit.ly/cplivepod Check out our sponsor at www.mybookie.ag and use our promo code "PARENTS" to double your first deposit! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Olivia is back with us to finish what we never started the last time she was on the show! The big question: What would Curtis' animal counterpart be in the "bear/cub" culture? Spoiler: It's probably a ghost! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

It's time. Moose is risen. In this episode, we spoil the already rotten: Fred Durst's new film Moose (also known as The Fanatic by people who are wrong) and give our impressions. You won't want to miss it! This episode I mean, you may very well want to miss the movie. Ultimately, however, we do believe it's something you must witness at least once. It's ummm... it's really something... Justy Boy also introduces a new segment that has nothing to do with Fred Durst or John Travolta. Check it out! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Olivia joins us to chat a little bit about porn comments in Pervert Proverbs and we also discuss the possible celebrity couple names for her and our very own Justy Boy! Wanna know about Johnny Pelvis, ectogasm, and squishy music? We got you, homie. Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Justy Boy is coming out of the dog house and we're talking about a promising new Travel Channel show by the name of Strange World, the return of XFL (it's just worse football), Bernie Sanders microimpressions, 2Chainz's section, The Sex Light™, Joe's aroma, a little Joker, and Fred Durst's Moose aka The Fanatic. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Everything in this episode has been overshadowed by the monolith that is Thunderpants, however we do discuss Tom DeLonge's Angels & Airwaves lyrics as well as some Horse Tornado. There's a little Tindergarten Cops action as well. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

This week's topics include: Bella Thorne [Disney -> PornHub] Anti-sex toilets/anti-fat toilets Ghost Brothers vs. the "Bad Man" Holly Madison x Zak Bagans Singer by name Jewel An exorcist rocking chair Horse toes R.L. Stine's Truman Show Green pee pee Bed pee pee Testicular evolution Thanks for listening!

Wanna hear our horoscopes? Of course you do, you won't believe their accuracy! Also, we're discussing Pervert Proverbs, chiropractors, DoorDash, and more!   Check out our sponsor, Arrowhead Extracts, HERE! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

The bulk of this episode focuses on Making a Muscle Boy, in which we stage our first ever "Fatal 4-Way," which is not as sexy as it sounds, albeit still quite sexy. We also have a heck of a time talkin' Bigfoots and that weird Christian rap song from which Katy Perry allegedly stole. Thanks for tuning in! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Justy Boy is a horse. End of paragraph. And speaking of Hoss, we dive into some Hosstory in this episode. We also talk Moose, prepare for Ghostober, and answer some big questions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We're back up in this club, swangin' our chains around, finna bust a nut! Please join us on this incredible journey. Thanks so much for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support