Cool Parents

Ever since we sold out and went corporate, we've just wanted more. So we tossed a couple ghost-based business ideas around. Also, 2 Chainz dropped a new album, so of course we had to take a look at some lyrics from his song "Whip" featuring country music singer Travis Scott in our returning segment, The Book of 2 Chainz. Please check out this episode's sponsor, Arrowhead Extracts, on their Instagram! Thanks for listening! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Justy Boy is sick and the energy is low, but the gags are still slammin'! We talk about Tom DeLonge, Korobeiniki, Family Values '98, and so much more. Also, listen to the world premiere of the hit rap tune Dick Like a Runt! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We're talkin' about Bigfoots! Jose Canseco and Tom Delonge join the hunt for answers. Also, Curtis gives Zak Bagans' Haunted Museum a call to get the inside scoop on various orbs, demonds, ghost, etc. After that, you're in for some real romantic Pervert Proverbs as well as the introduction of two deadly new professional wrestlers in the latest installment of Making a Muscle Boy. Thanks for listening, y'all! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

This one's a banger, folks. We start with a little Tindergarten Cops as an appetizer, followed by an interesting phone conversation you won't want to miss, then some Groff the Chain for dessert. "Kid shits feet." --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

The Soupy Bowl! Gronk won! Did you know that Gronk is where Muscle Milk comes from? That's a fact. In this episode, we cruise through some Pervert Proverbs and discuss yesterday's horoscopes in an attempt to debunk the stars! Then, we perform an actual automatic writing ritual. The results are... interesting? I guess? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

[Sorry for the audio glitches toward the end of this one... My recording interface is lousy with ghosts or something. It's really not that bad and still more than listenable, but I still feel obligated to apologize for some dumbass reason. Who cares.] In this episode we go over some fun Bostonian colloquialisms, answer some listener questions, and make a couple phone calls. It's a hoot! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

It's a snow day! So naturally, we got a little tipsy and discussed the film Snow Day. We also answered a handful of listener questions in our newly-titled segment called We Want Answers. Throw a little Hosstory in there and you got yourself a party! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Our friend Colby (AKA Fatback) joins us to discuss some Tindergarten Cops and some exceptional Pervert Proverbs! And you better believe we took him to school when it came time to talk Mr. Marty Lawrence.   Check out the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast at fmofm.com --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

You can try to skateboard with shitty bones, but don't expect to survive. Especially if you're a dad. This one's all about Hosstory and your listener questions. Enjoy! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Happy 50th episode y'all! It's time again to talk Bluffington among other favorites. Thank you for listening, we love you! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Here's a recap of what we have planned for Bluffington, our dark reboot of the Doug universe, to get everyone up to date before we discuss season 2 of our imaginary dream show on our next episode. What we have planned is bound to shock you, so gather your yarn, thumbtacks, maps, and Polaroids and brace yourselves for an unforgettable and grim mystery:  Who Killed Beebe Bluff? --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Ever heard of sneaker worship? We hadn't. Ever wondered what's in a black hole? It's snacks. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We're joined by Warren Brigham (AKA handsomecultleader on Instagram) for some goofin' on Nick Groff's exceptional hip-hop tunes and a new segment in which we determine the most likely origins of some of our most used idioms! We also discuss the implications of PornHub's "Year in Review" statistics. Turns out there's a high demand for Fortnite porn. Shoot... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

Apologies for our sick (not the cool kind of sick) voices, but this one's still gonna rock ya good 'cause it's a real doozy! In this extra thicc 'sode we answer your burning questions, create some wrasslers from scratch and have them duke it out in the ring of our imaginations, and make a stunning conclusion about the future of the Blue Man Group. There's plenty more, too. Crank it up! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

An old segment makes a triumphant return, joining Tindergarten Cops and Tough Guy Poetry in this very cool episode. Get yucky with the boys! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

This one's all about those off-the-rails goofs. We answer some listener questions and browse some "Missed Connections" in a brand new segment! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

This episode is pretty heavy on the P.O.D. so you've been warned. We also follow up on the specifics of habitat-swapping sea creatures and birds. Skysharks, oh my! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

We discuss the merits of artificial intelligence, a couple different bigfoots, some Tinder profiles, and some Pervert Proverbs! We also answer some very interesting listener questions. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

On this episode, we recap our most shining moment: the appearance of our tweet on the train wreck that was #GhostAdventuresLive. I still can't believe they didn't even open that Dibbuk Box... After FOUR hours! Sheesh. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support

It's the end of Ghostober, so consider this episode only semi-spooky. That doesn't mean we shy away from the spooky scaries. Disturbed is bound to come up... We also discuss the word Orangutan, some spooky sex toys, and possibly reveal Whitey Bulger's killer! (Note: This episode was recorded the day before Bulger's death. No joke.) --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/cool-parents/support