Everybody Hates Rand: A Wheel Of Time Podcast

Hey, are you enjoying the dynamics of this here fantasy fellowship? TOO BAD. They're breaking up, just like every boy band ever, and who knows when we'll get the reunion tour? (We do. It'll be in twenty chapters. Buckle in!) Transcript

​Have you ever visited a cursed city? The world is full of 'em, and so is Wheel of Time. They're pretty interesting, and very dangerous, especially for archetypal tricksters like Mat. If you have a habit of picking up shiny things or keeping secrets from your mentor, you might be in trouble too. Transcript

In Episode 4 we talk about our country bumpkins' first time in a city -- well, a "city." There's a lot to learn in Baerlon, about inns, innkeepers, conquering dream logic, and ~The Future.~ Plus, everyone's favorite babysitter is back! Transcript

After a lengthy discussion about "Hatchet" by Gary Paulsen and how it traumatized us, we talk about our heroes' road trip to Baerlon, English long bows, and the importance of taking regular baths. We also realize that Randland is monoreligious, and almost have an aneurysm. Transcript

Fantasy Christmas! The perfect occasion for midnight Orc attacks. Wait, we mean Trollocs. Other topics of discussion in this episode include: alternate titles, the WoT adoption process, and Chosen One red flags. Transcript

Just two hyper-critical English majors talking some pretty big game about The Wheel of Time. We make jokes, ignore the pronunciation guide, make jokes ABOUT the pronunciation guide, and generally hate Rand. Welcome. Transcript