Destructo Discourse

"That dog does not carry cash."Face front, students! The World Martial Arts Tournament is about to begin! This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 82-84 of the original hit anime, Dragon Ball. Join us as we give a mouse a senzu, trade our punches for lunches, and learn from Konkichi the Teachy.It's gonna be a great episode, brother!Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Matt, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

"Who hurt you, Grandpa Gohan?"Grab your popcorn and some Junior Mints, it's a movie night! This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we're covering the original Dragon Ball movie, Curse of the Blood Rubies. Join us as we try not to get excommunicated from middle school, examine the Gokuverse, and try the new Gurumes Shake. What could go wrong?Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Melissa, TylerYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

(Content Warning for a brief mention of suicide in fiction from 11:32 -12:05)"There are two wolves inside of you, and one of them is Jar Jar Binks."This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 79-81 of the original hit anime, Dragon Ball. Watch as Goku goes through some Saturday Morning Cartoon-esque filler adventures as he trains his way to the next World Martial Arts Tournament! Join us as we call murder-dibs, witness a thriving laxative economy, and realize that true strength comes from within (the gourd).Ka-me-ha-me...shshshaaa!Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Garrett, Melissa, Tyler, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

"If you do enough time crimes, Pride Month is every month!"This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover Episodes 76-78 of original hit anime, Dragon Ball. The Fortuneteller Baba Saga ends! For sure! Join us as we tuck our tail under our pillow for the Tail Fairy, meet the last stand of Mr. Short, Blue, and Vengeful, and learn that death happens, even to things that aren't food.The World Martial Arts Tournament is absolutely, without a doubt, happening next week. Definitely. Stay tuned!Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Matt, Melissa, Tyler, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

"I'd wake Reagan from the dead just to give him the chair."This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 73-75 of original hit anime, Dragon Ball. We continue the Fortuneteller Baba Saga as Goku faces off against his supernatural foes! Join us as we take note of Chekov's Loose Bandage, aim a peashooter at the planet, and play some Yu-Gi-Oh against the ghost of Betty White.#JusticeForBulmaJayson, Melissa, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

(Content Warning from 55:00-59:08, in which a character is partially stripped without consent for a cheap anime nosebleed gag)"We have to bury the lede so it can rise again in three days."This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we are rejoined by long-time Destructo Discorsair, Gordie! We cover episodes 70-72 of original hit anime, Dragon Ball, and we kick off the Fortuneteller Baba Saga! Join us as we get out of the bucket and into the toilet, receive a transfusion from Ghost Usher M.D., and collectively realize why there are no vampires in Brazil.Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Gordie, Melissa, Tyler, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

"Tyler, there are so many laws."This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 67-69 (nice) of original hit anime, Dragon Ball. we wrap up the Red Ribbon Saga and start on our next arc, featuring a mysterious witch named Baba. "Cute, huh?" Join us as we get caught up in an Anti-dogfight, Rob armies while chewing bubblegum, and debate the legality of time-travel birthdays.Luminous and blinding, hidden somewhere in a guyDestructo Discourse Origins, come give this pod a try!Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Tyler, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

"Get in loser, we're going adventuring."This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 64-66 of the original hit anime Dragon Ball as Goku zooms rapidly towards the conclusion of the Red Ribbon Saga! Join us as we get an Associate's Degree in Biotics, lose to Guitar Hero Ken, and learn that it's keikakus all the way down.Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Matt, Melissa, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

"The fire calls to all of us, and we just need to reject its dark wisdom."This week on Destructo Discourse, we look both ways before discussing the Japan-only Dragon Ball safety PSAs that aired in 1988, "Goku's Traffic Safety" and "Goku's Fire Brigade."  Join us as we meet a Baba Yaga in a supermarket, find a cat-class orb (yeah-yeah-yeah), and learn about local traffic ordinances by Slaunch (Safety Launch).Destructo Discourse Says!Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Matt, Melissa, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

Happy 5 years of Destructo Discourse!Here's a bite-sized re-edit of the original series, the pacing is MUCH closer to the manga this time.

"The crunch is non-negotiable."This week on Destructo Discourse, our adventures take new heights as we cover episodes 61-63 of hit anime Dragon Ball, and find out what lies at the top of Korin's Tower! Join us as we observe the OCF (Overall Chonk Factor), chase after some CACs (Cat-Adjacent Creatures), and partake in some of Tao's GBEs (Gamer Bath-Eggs). We know you'll love this episode extremely much!Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Tyler, Melissa(And bonus boofs courtesy of Nia)You can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

"I am but a humble milkmaid... of anime."This week on Destructo Discourse, we cover episodes 58-60 of hit anime Dragon Ball. We meet the coolest bad guy yet, Mercenary Tao! I love this guy. Join us as we go for 5 stars on Murder Yelp, leave a copy of Gideon's One Piece in a hotel nightstand, and victim blame the volcanologist. Don't just do it with a "don," do it with a "dodon-PA!"Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Matt, Melissa(And bonus boofs courtesy of Kara and Nia)You can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

(Content Warning for references to attempted pedophilia, between 1:00:25-1:06:11)  What is this, a crossover episode?? (yes)This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 55-57 of the original Dragon Ball anime. It's the Dr. Slump crossover! We are very excited, and very confused. Join us as we utilize our motor skills, get caught up on the magical floating baby lore, and experience Herbo: Fully Loaded.Welcome to Penguin Village. Get out while you can.Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Matt, Tyler, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

"You're telling me this kid grows up to be a police officer?"This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 52-54 of the original Dragon Ball anime. Join us as we hit the bricks and behold not the first (but kind of the first) instance of the Dragon Ball Formula, Say "RIP" and then "Un-RIP" to that idiot General Blue, and witness Goku putting the "ape" in "apex predator."Will our heroes make it out of the pirate's cove alive??...Yes! This is original Dragon Ball!Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Garrett, Matt, Melissa, Tyler(and special guest meows by Vesta

(Editor's Note: We had some recording issues this week, so some sections may sound a little echoey. Apologies in advance!)"This is a silly show."This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 49-51 of original hit anime Dragon Ball. Get ready for some swashbuckling adventures as we explore the Pirate Treasure Subsection of the General Blue Arc of the Red Ribbon Saga, like a little anime matryoshka. Join us as we pretend we're pirate engineers, admire the artistry of Vincent Van Goat, and develop a great head-cannon for Launch.Mmmm, what a pod!Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Garrett, Melissa, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

(Content Warning for mentions of attempted sexual assault of a minor, between 32:42-35:10)"Cheeekmeeet."This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 46-48 of the original Dragon Ball anime. The wiki calls this the General Blue Saga, but it's still Red Ribbons as far as I'm concerned, baby! Join us as we meet the Berry Boyz Original Flavor, face off against Activia (The Probiotic Proletariat), and learn about Bacterian's pirate ancestor, Bact D. Rian.Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Garrett, Matt, Melissa, Tyler, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

"What's the opposite of sakuga?"Get your tickets ready! This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 43-45 of original hit anime Dragon Ball. We reunite with some old friends, as well as meet and say goodbye to everyone's favorite filler character, Hasky! Join us as we enter a MILF arms race, have a Big Wac at Wacdonald's, and experience events on BST (Bulma Standard Time). Make sure to leave room for the holy nimbus!Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Melissa, Matt, Tyler, Theo(With special guests Kara, Nia, and Vesta)You can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

"Give us the Snowhan!"This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 40-42 of the original Dragon Ball anime, and the conclusion of Muscle Tower! Join us as we bear witness to Ariel's Orange Lantern Ring, learn the right way to do a platonic bridal carry, and enlist in Sergeant Flannel's Lonely Hearts Club Band. It's the final showdown with General White, and we're left to wonder- who is the Eater, and who is the Ated?Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Garrett, Matt, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

"Hey, why is it goopy though?"This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 37-39 of hit anime Dragon Ball, as Goku continues to scale the treacherous Muscle Tower! Join us as we meet Android 8's Monster, pay a visit to Five Murasakis Burgers & Fries, and take a trip to the Double Dare Floor.Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Garrett, Melissa, Matt, TylerYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal

Pack your coat and mittens, we're hitting the anime tundra! This week on Destructo Discourse Origins, we cover episodes 34-36 of hit anime, Dragon Ball. Join us as we bear witness to the Son Goku Death-Squeeze, enjoy a piping hot cup of fight, and observe ye olde Toriyama Chonke as our favorite anime potato attempts to scale the terrifying Muscle Tower!Your hosts this week are:Jayson, Garrett, Melissa, TheoYou can also check out Tyler's other podcasts,What The FolklorePiece Meal